Dave Chappelle's Righteous Rant

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  1. Truman

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    Deserves it's own thread
     
  2. Bruce Bowen

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    Will be watching tonight.
     
  3. Saul Shabazz

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    It's outstanding

    Dave on that sw ohio farm diet
     
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  5. fucktx

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  6. Truman

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    This is funny, but judging by her feed, she's quite the grifter herself
     
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  7. bro

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    Yup
     
  8. Bo Pelinis

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    That was good. Good, is what that was.
     
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  9. Truman

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    Put this in my family’s What’s App. My Trump drooling cousin replied that there weren’t very many jokes in that stand up and it wasn’t very funny. Lol. He loves Candace Owens btw

    Now his sister and my mom are going off on him. I am entertained.
     
  10. fucktx

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  11. TrustyPatches

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    Look at her kicking herself in her stanky pussy
     
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  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    She most certainly is
     
  13. IvanTheTerrible

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    Bahahahahaha
     
  14. AbeFroman

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    Is this on Netflix? Having a hard time finding it.
     
  15. Truman

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    I assume so

    edit - just searched and couldnt find it either
     
  16. Dump

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    Youtube so it is free to everybody
     
  17. Corch

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    Truly the GOAT
     
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  18. IvanTheTerrible

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    Nope, it's on youtube and instagram.
     
  19. Jack Parkman

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    That was really good
     
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  21. LA window washer

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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    Underrated part:

    Yuck! to Staten Island. Fuck everybody from Staten Island except the Wu Tang Clan.

    :pffft:
     
  23. Paddy Murphy

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    That was incredible. The hair raised on my arms five or six times you could feel the emotion so strongly and it rang so true.
     
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  24. Poetic

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    Outside of Carlin, can't think of anyone on the level of Dave. He really is a legend and master and it's wild we're experiencing him in our lifetimes. Some people might roll their eyes at this little 27 minutes special they decided to share for free, but it's powerful and explains thing in a way no one else has. And Dave has talked about these things for a long time.
     
  25. steamengine

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    This killed me
     
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  26. TrustyPatches

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    You could spend a week sifting through clips of comedians and their admiration for Dave.

    he’s a comedians comedian
    He’s socially aware and vocal
    He’s brilliant and funnier than everyone else

    we are definitely lucky to experience him
     
  27. IanBoyd

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    I really REALLY wonder how much she gets paid by the George Soros of white supremacy to purposely be this much of a MAGA cunt.
     
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    Just realized he came out to 151 Rum from JID TrustyPatches. No way I could love Dave anymore than I do
     
  29. TrustyPatches

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    Music from the Chapelle show and his various specials in the late 90s early 2000s was p much everything I fucked with. 20 years later, he still gets me.
     
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  30. fucktx

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    his trans jokes were pretty shitty but everything else has been amazing
     
  31. Beeds07

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    That was amazing
     
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    His family history and connections to 8:46 and 8/24 are crazy
     
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  33. tigerbishop11

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    Thought it was a hell of a message but am I crazy or was he off on the timing of Kobe’s last game and the cops getting killed in Dallas being at the same time?
     
  34. AIOLICOCK

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    Yeah, Kobe's last game was like three months earlier
     
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    Weed kinda fucks with memory
     
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    Rat a tat tat
     
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  37. LA window washer

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    He gets a pass IMO.
     
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  38. 40wwttamgib

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    That wasn’t supposed to be funny, but it was. He truly is a master of his craft.
     
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    After the Jane Roe stuff, I have no doubt she’s well compensated.
     
  40. Ray McKigney

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    The weight of his importance to society has got to be so difficult to handle. I can’t imagine.
     
  41. fucktx

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  42. Beeds07

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    Its poetic to see a guy who did a comedy skit about a black klan member having a beef with an actual black klan member.
     
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  43. Tilly

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    Dave might get to tell us what it smells like after all.
     
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  45. BrickTamland

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    Is “Netflix is a Joke” a Netflix product that exists outside of their platform, or the name of a comedy festival, or something entirely different?
     
  46. Truman

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    It’s Netflix’s Comedy YT page. They usually put clips of their comedy specials on there.
     
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    They have numerous social media accounts dedicated to certain things like black content, comedy, lgbtq+, sci-fi, etc.
     
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  48. Todd Bonzales

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    Didn’t realize this was on YouTube. Just watched today and it was great. Being a great comedian requires high levels of thoughtfulness and Dave’s is set to 100%.
     
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    :warn: only one kinda reason for this sort of location tag and that assembly of people