David Ortiz shot

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  4. southlick

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    Heard he was shot in the leg.
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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  8. clemsontyger04

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    Baxter you know I dont speak Spanish
     
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  9. bertwing

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    Hopefully it was the lower leg and not near the femur
     
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    Anyone hear where he was shot?
     
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  11. bertwing

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    3rd leg
     
  12. lechnerd

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    Being shot in the leg isn’t a big deal unless they hit your femoral artery.
     
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  13. John Blutarsky

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    Thanks, Dr.
     
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    Dominican Republic
     
  15. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    Well that wouldn’t be the leg
     
  18. bertwing

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    I already said this. I’m a better doctor than you.
     
  19. indeed

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    :facepalm:
     
  20. bertwing

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    Quit arguing with yourself
     
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  22. lechnerd

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    The femur is a bone.

    The femoral artery is a major transporter of blood just off the aorta.
     
  23. lechnerd

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    This is a good post.
     
  24. Wu

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  25. bertwing

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    You know damn well what the implication was you fucking dork
     
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    I'm B+ but not eligible to donate again for a few more weeks
     
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  27. indeed

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    Fuck off.
     
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    Same.
     
  29. TDCD

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    From the tape I saw he was shot from behind at nearly point blank range

    It wasn’t a robbery it was an assassination attempt.
     
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    Pretty terrible aim if that’s an assassination attempt at point blank range
     
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    saw something on twitter that he was sitting with a rapper at the bar and that he was the intended target but idk
     
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    Fuck people. Fuck gun violence.
     
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    stable condition per the doctor. that's great to hear. hope he continues to improve
     
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    That sure as fuck isn't a robbery attempt or him being shot in the leg
     
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    Why is he still alive?
     
  40. EdmondDantes

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    color me skeptical that the police in the Dominican republic will handle this correctly
     
  41. BWC

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    We should probably look into getting lech committed at this point
     
  42. CF3234

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    They got pretty close
     
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    Have always loved Big Papi. Big fan of the Dominican police
     
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    Have a feeling that guy won’t last long in prison
     
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    Pedro looks like his auntie or mama hugging Papi.

     
  47. Joe_Pesci

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    20 minutes late Gibbons, what the hell man
     
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    He would still throw at you and your favorite player in a heartbeat
     
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    espn just posted an article saying he’s out of surgery and expected to make a full recovery
     
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