David Ortiz shot

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

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    Why would anyone want to kill Papi?
     
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  2. Joe_Pesci

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    Yankee fans have no sense of decency
     
  3. laxjoe

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  4. Jack Parkman

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    :ohholkyfuck:
     
  5. DollarBillHokie

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    Curt Schilling can’t handle Ortiz’s continued popularity.
     
  6. TimJimothy

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    Any chance Papi had some business deals that didn't go well in his home country?
     
  7. 941Gator

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    I’m sure it will be something petty deriving from jealousy.

    Or he is Papi’s bastard child.
     
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  8. BrickTamland

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    WOAT Father’s Day gift imo
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Especially if he's the only Dominican who can't play baseball
     
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  10. spagett

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    These reports are all over the place.

    I hope some specialists are flying to the Dominican to make sure he gets through this.
     
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  11. Frank Martin

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    Good thing he’s a real doctor and not a shrink otherwise he would easily diagnose you with transference.
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    If this dude is getting hits put out on him in the DR..

     
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  13. spagett

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    Then... he might die?
     
  14. 941Gator

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    Ortiz > Larry Bird?
     
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  15. Redav

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    I heard he was involved in some bad land deals.
     
  16. TC

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    I probably shouldn't even ask, but what are the gun laws in DR. They got pistolas floating around everywhere?
     
  17. BrickTamland

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    Shooting people is illegal.
     
  18. TC

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    Well, I never. We'll stick with Cambodia for our holidays
     
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  19. HoosDaMan

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    HGTV had me looking to retire in the Dominican Republic. That’s out the window.
     
  20. theriner69er

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    Glad he's ok and the shooter is in custody.

    However, can I ask: worst murder attempt ever?? Take one shot at his lower back and run? I mean, I'm no murder expert, but.....
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The head. You’d think he’d shoot him in the head if he wanted to kill him.
     
  22. 941Gator

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  23. HoosDaMan

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    How did they capture him so quickly?
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    Watch the videos. There was a large crowd around when it happened. That crowd beat his ass after he shot Papi. Cops just has to come stop the crowd from killing him.
     
  25. Tex

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    Anyone have the shooting video? Seems like the links are down?
     
  26. Jack Parkman

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    Heard the hit was arranged by corrupt politicians working for Alex Rodriguez


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  27. devine

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    Yeah I’m gonna wait and see before I believing all these reports that guy is posting
     
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  28. Killy Me Please

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    Figured the Sox would send a medical team for him.
     
  29. TimJimothy

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    Maybe the Twins could also send something.
     
  30. Killy Me Please

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    Legendary athlete. Jealous lovers. Corrupt cops. This story has it all
     
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  31. TimJimothy

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    That's a pretty nice butt.
     
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  32. Llama

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    Jesus that camera work. Glad The Rock is there to calm things down
     
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  33. 941Gator

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    do you really think I would post tweets on TMB without calling the Dominican and fact-checking everything? I’ve been on the phone all morning, bud.
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. Jack Parkman

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  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. 941Gator

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    Authorities in the Dominican Republic believe David Ortiz was shot by two police officers hired by a drug lord who thought the former Red Sox slugger was having an affair with his wife, according to a report.

    Three law enforcement sources have confirmed the motive to the Daily Mail. The local drug lord has not been identified.

    Police have so far arrested Eddy Feliz Garcia but the probe is ongoing, the news outlet reported.

    Ortiz, who is recovering from surgery — in which parts of his intestines and colon, as well as his gallbladder, were removed — is married to Tiffany Ortiz and has three children.

    It was unclear if his family was with him in the capital, Santo Domingo, where he was ambushed Sunday at the Dial Bar and Lounge, according to the Daily Mail.
     
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  39. Bankz

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    Yeah I can scratch the DR off my travel list for the rest of my life.
     
  40. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    That’s why you don’t sex other people’s wives. It’s frowned upon.
     
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  41. 941Gator

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    missed this vid earlier....looks to be about right when they caught him

     
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  42. 941Gator

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  43. Goose

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    Love all you idiots saying you’ll never travel to the DR because someone famous got shot there but have no problem living in a country where people shoot up schools on a bi-weekly basis
     
  44. Jean-Ralphio

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    they sent a plane.
     
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  45. letan

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    One of my buddies and his gf are going this month and we’ve been fucking with him with all of these stories coming out lately.

    No one wants to get shot on vacation, duh. You can stay home for that
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My parents just got back and they loved it.
     
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  47. Bankz

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    Yeah the people who have visited recently and not returned is shocking. Good reason to stay clear till they take security more seriously.
     
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  48. HatterasJack

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    Having been to the DR, that is the best medical care option.
     
  49. chuckmasterflex

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    So, the method for arresting corrupt cops is just folks breaking bottles over their head and tossing them around?
     
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  50. IHHH

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    Ouch