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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jun 9, 2019.
So exactly the same as the US
There are a couple designated hitter jokes in this.
Dominic would be ashamed to see what’s become of his country.
I'll be back in the DR in March.
If this would have happened in the good 'ol US of A, that poor fellow that was brutally beat would be getting ready for a big pay day.
Nice humblebrag about visiting the DR and living to tell the story.
I had no idea people held this guy in such high regard. I always thought he seemed like a shit head.
Thoughts and prayers though.
lol you just wanted to say pistolas
I always thought it was weird that the hardo unwritten rules players never had a problem with Ortiz taking a year to run around the bases every time he hit a bomb
In the end I bet all the steroids saved his life.
How was David Ortiz a shit head? I'm far from a sox fan, but Ortiz always seemed like a decent enough dude to me.
And dude is/was fat. Takes big fellers some extra time to take a lap around those pillows. Don't like it? Get him out.
This isn’t a “play the game the right way” take or anything. He just always came off to me like a terrible, selfish person. I could be totally off on that as I’ve always had a hatred for all things Boston and he’s their mascot.
he seems like a solid guy in the stuff he has done with barstool but that could just be for show. it apparent he loves boston and they love him
So Ortiz was bangin some drug dealers ex and had a hit put out on him? Ouch
Yeah. Thanks for summarizing the thread
Not exactly exonerating him from the shithead charge here
is the thread turning on Ortiz? I like it.
pro tip: barstool isnt all bad like you think it is. fucking hipsters
just found a pic of Ortiz and another guy's wife grandma
Guy flashing peace sign looks a tad too feminine for his own good iyam.
Stop huffing glue.
Yankee fans have no chill
If he was a real hero, he’d lace up his skates and play goalie for his beloved Bruins.
They really could have used him.
Where the fuck is rovell? The little bitch loves money talk
If it only costs $8k to have a beloved celebrity murdered, how cheap is it to kill an enemy or someone who pissed you off?
Wife giving health updates and was probably the one who hired them to kill his cheatin ass
You nailed this one.
I feel like Ortiz probably would have paid more than their offered rate to just not get shot
The Tyrion clause.
I mean, that’s just depressing every way around.
Yep that’s basically what went through my head
How far does $7,800 in the Dominican go?
Wouldn't shock me if it went a ways
Google tells me the hourly minimum wage is $0.84/hr so at least a few years of work at minimum wage.
He was wearing 10x that amount worth of jewelry, seems like a robbery would have been a smarter criminal decision than attempting to murder someone.
"Yo David, I got paid $8k to kill you. If you give me $9k i'll leave you alone and return his $8k and give you his name."
Or keep the $9k and the $8k
Pretty sure this is straight out of a branching path in a GTA mission
I think you're confusing Ortiz with Kellen Winslow II
Yeah not buying that