David Ortiz shot

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    So exactly the same as the US
     
  2. HoosDaMan

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    There are a couple designated hitter jokes in this.
     
  3. Wu

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    Dominic would be ashamed to see what’s become of his country.
     
  4. VictorJ24

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    I'll be back in the DR in March.
     
  5. TimJimothy

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    If this would have happened in the good 'ol US of A, that poor fellow that was brutally beat would be getting ready for a big pay day.
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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    Nice humblebrag about visiting the DR and living to tell the story.
     
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  7. southlick

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  8. steamengine

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    I had no idea people held this guy in such high regard. I always thought he seemed like a shit head.

    Thoughts and prayers though.
     
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  9. Joe_Pesci

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    lol you just wanted to say pistolas
     
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  10. Joe_Pesci

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    I always thought it was weird that the hardo unwritten rules players never had a problem with Ortiz taking a year to run around the bases every time he hit a bomb
     
  11. * J Y *

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    In the end I bet all the steroids saved his life.
     
  12. TimJimothy

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    How was David Ortiz a shit head? I'm far from a sox fan, but Ortiz always seemed like a decent enough dude to me.

    And dude is/was fat. Takes big fellers some extra time to take a lap around those pillows. Don't like it? Get him out.
     
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  13. steamengine

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    This isn’t a “play the game the right way” take or anything. He just always came off to me like a terrible, selfish person. I could be totally off on that as I’ve always had a hatred for all things Boston and he’s their mascot.
     
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  14. kslim

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    he seems like a solid guy in the stuff he has done with barstool but that could just be for show. it apparent he loves boston and they love him
     
  15. ANTWONE

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    So Ortiz was bangin some drug dealers ex and had a hit put out on him? Ouch
     
  16. Lipp

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    Yeah. Thanks for summarizing the thread
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    Not exactly exonerating him from the shithead charge here
     
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  18. 941Gator

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    is the thread turning on Ortiz? I like it.
     
  19. kslim

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    pro tip: barstool isnt all bad like you think it is. fucking hipsters
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

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    Lol stoolies
     
  21. 941Gator

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    just found a pic of Ortiz and another guy's wife grandma

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Jack Parkman

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  23. rickyrubio4life

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    Guy flashing peace sign looks a tad too feminine for his own good iyam.
     
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  24. Killy Me Please

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    Stop huffing glue.
     
  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. Jack Parkman

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  27. One Two

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  28. Jack Parkman

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  29. Jack Parkman

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  30. Juko

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    Yankee fans have no chill
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    If he was a real hero, he’d lace up his skates and play goalie for his beloved Bruins.
     
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  32. HatterasJack

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    They really could have used him.
     
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  33. spagett

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    Where the fuck is rovell? The little bitch loves money talk
     
  34. Handcuffed

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    If it only costs $8k to have a beloved celebrity murdered, how cheap is it to kill an enemy or someone who pissed you off?
     
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  35. milquetoast

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    Wife giving health updates and was probably the one who hired them to kill his cheatin ass
     
  36. steamengine

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    You nailed this one.
     
  37. Boom TittyMilk

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    I feel like Ortiz probably would have paid more than their offered rate to just not get shot
     
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  38. fish

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    The Tyrion clause.
     
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  39. soulfly

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    I mean, that’s just depressing every way around.
     
  40. Boom TittyMilk

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    Yep that’s basically what went through my head
     
  41. spagett

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    How far does $7,800 in the Dominican go?

    Wouldn't shock me if it went a ways
     
  42. Llama

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    Google tells me the hourly minimum wage is $0.84/hr so at least a few years of work at minimum wage.
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    He was wearing 10x that amount worth of jewelry, seems like a robbery would have been a smarter criminal decision than attempting to murder someone.
     
  44. 941Gator

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    "Yo David, I got paid $8k to kill you. If you give me $9k i'll leave you alone and return his $8k and give you his name."
     
  45. BigRed

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    Or keep the $9k and the $8k
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  46. Wu

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    Pretty sure this is straight out of a branching path in a GTA mission
     
  47. southlick

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  48. burnttatertot

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    I think you're confusing Ortiz with Kellen Winslow II
     
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  49. Jack Parkman

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    Yeah not buying that

     
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