David Shaw has no time for bammas

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  1. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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  2. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Love Shaw
     
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  3. backinblack23

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    Well he is telling the truth.
     
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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    his team plays in the same conference as my favorite team, so i can take pride in this zinger
     
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  5. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Shaw is a fuckboi but that's a good line.

    Fuck Stanford
     
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  6. Cheshire Bridge

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    He ain't lyin
     
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  7. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    That is just a perfect headshot for that quote. Chin slightly elevated as if he is looking down on the rest of us.
     
  8. Toast

    Toast I watch you sleep.
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  9. Joe_Pesci

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    sec needs to be like "lmbo come talk to us when you stop punting on 4th and 1 from your opponent's 38 yard line"
     
  10. dblplay1212

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    A look at the 2015 football roster shows that–of the just over 100 players listed–California leads the way with 26 players. Of course, with Stanford being a private school, that’s a relatively low number of in-state athletes, especially considering both the number of top recruits out of California and the proximity. The guess is that public universities like California, USC, and UCLA draw a much higher percentage from within the state, and their coaches could afford to be more dismissive.

    The next highest state is– Georgia? 7 players on Stanford’s roster came from there, just ahead of Washington (6), Texas (5), and Arizona (5).

    Add in 4 from Louisiana, and a couple from various other states, and 22 players listed on last year’s roster were from states that have a SEC school within its borders. Add in 5 more from Virginia and North Carolina and over 25% of the Stanford roster is from what might be considered Paul Finebaum territory.
     
  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo i saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man

    Giving him far too much credit with the 38
     
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  12. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Wait, people in Alabama are stupid?

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  13. MANPOW

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  14. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Pretty obvious Shaw was talking about Alabama
     
  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo i saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man

    obviously those were the one persons that shaw was talking about
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    Ahh, bc only Alabama voted against it. I see.

    Wait.
     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    Assuming the Cardinal football players from those states are the sons of Yankee executives who were stationed there by northern companies to keep the local grunt labor in line.
     
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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo i saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man

    Green Eggs and Ham guy was the most well-read person in the store that day.
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    they fled mismanaged rust belt shitholes like Ohio who can't keep industry in state and Michigan who can't keep water clean and realized the south is God's country.
     
  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Nah. Otherwise the South would be getting smarter, not dumber.
     
  21. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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  22. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    when you get them like that you got them
     
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  24. Redav

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    They just give the dirty water to blacks.
     
  25. Jax Teller

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    I'll fucking cut you.
     
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  26. Mix

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    lol at bammers getting up in arms about this.
     
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  27. Joe_Pesci

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    Greg McElroy doesn't have a soul
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm giving you guys credit for being willing to work cheaper. I appreciate y'all accepting a lower quality of living to keep tannenite in the old lawnmower. It's not for everybody, but it works for southerners (and Mexicans).
     
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  30. EdmondDantes

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    doubleplay is proving shaw correct in this particular case.
     
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  31. Goose

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    The south will hopefully become our new China when trump brings all the jobs back
     
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  32. Jax Teller

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    Works for your mom too.

    :iceburn:
     
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  33. Cornfed Buffalo

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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    one of my favorite oregon-stanford moments was when the duck mascot brought out a potted plant and attempted to cut it in half with a chainsaw

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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    The plus side of that is southerners are already outhouse trained. They're still shitting on the lawn, but at least it is enclosed.
     
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  36. buckwild

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  37. EdmondDantes

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    ha ha pwned
     
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  38. Joe_Pesci

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  39. Bill the Butcher

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    Who is the Georgia 5* WR that couldnt get into Stanford this cycle?
     
  40. D. Silver

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    #idiot
     
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm just glad Huntsville has enough locals to cook, clean and mow for those transplanted, northern-educated engineers.
     
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  42. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Mr. Shaw needs to check his privilege.
     
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  43. Tony Perkis

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    "We"
     
  44. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    :laugh: and :tebow: at the same time.

    This poverty is killin me inside. :mjcry:
     
  45. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Dude's car got a little dinged up
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  46. herb.burdette

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    Is it too late to change my vote for most trollable TMB poster?
     
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    USC is a private university.
     
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  48. MG2

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    Really hoping Shaw doesn't pull a Gene Smith and apologize.
     
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  49. OZ

    OZ Old balls

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  50. Menelaus

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    We have many Mexicans and Guatemalans that we persecute at our own detriment. But I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.
     
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