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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 13, 2020.

  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    At TMB our responsibility is to keep our board healthy & safe.

    During the uncertainty caused by coronavirus (COVID-19), we wanted to update you on steps we are taking to keep our board safe, along with simple things you can do to help protect yourself.

    Steps we’re taking to keep our board safe
    • We have enhanced our cleaning methods and increased the frequency of cleaning and disinfecting our servers.
    • In our forums, we are distributing hand sanitizer. All of our admins and moderators in the field are required to wear gloves and wash their hands regularly.
    • We’re following the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the World Health Organization (WHO), federal agencies, and other global health organizations to collect the most up-to-the-minute information to ensure the actions we're taking are comprehensive and expedient. Based on this information, we will decide to continue, pause, or suspend operations in certain markets.
    Steps you can take to protect yourself
    • Just as you should wipe down public and shared surfaces with disinfectant, we encourage you to do the same before posting.
    • You could also consider wearing gloves as a precaution as well as washing your hands before and after posting.
    • To learn more about COVID-19 and other precautions you can take, please refer to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the World Health Organization.
    We can all play a part in keeping each other - our loved ones, friends and communities - healthy and safe.

    Kind regards,

    TRH G.F. Another, OBE
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  2. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    If we want to keep the board clean, should definitely not make devine a mod again
     
  3. Irush

    Irush Fairwell Solenya
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    Just get rid of Astros fans
     
  4. dtx

    dtx Well-Known Member
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    need gubbs opinion
     
  5. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Will it be possible that we see a quarantine on the TMB?
     
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  6. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Just wait till hurricane season
     
  7. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    Will there be extra sanitizer and/or disinfectant distributed to EdmondDantes mom so she can remain open for business?

    TIA
     
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  8. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Pretty sure this whole virus started in marcus stache after licking one asshole too many in Ohio. We should all be quarantined somewhere in Hawaii
     
  9. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin Sports
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    Thanks for your service
     
  10. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    You’ll all thank me when this is done and you’re immune systems now make you invincible.
     
  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Fine I’ll bite, what’s COVID-19
     
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  12. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    A weaker version of the flu
     
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  13. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    I just coughed all over the gambling board
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas CityBig 8 Conference

     
  15. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches First of all, fuck the fuckin law
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    I used all the hand sanitizer you gave me to jerk off with because I refuse to live in fear
     
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  16. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    If this is the end, boys, it’s been a real pleasure
     
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  17. kinghill

    kinghill Well-Known Member
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    Does TMB have any TP I can borrow
     
  18. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    It took me a week, but jerking off with Purell finally does it for me.
     
  19. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches First of all, fuck the fuckin law
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    Alabama Crimson TideChicago CubsMemphis GrizzliesOakland Raiders

    Gotta move quick!
     
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  20. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Given COVID-19’s impact on the obese, I expect quite a purge of the TMB ranks.
     
  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Are there a lot of obese guys here? It’s my understanding that this isnt Reddit
     
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  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State Wildcats

    Good thing all the shit pitters were banned, we’d all be infected without the mods bravery.
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State Wildcats

    My height/weight is exactly the same as the president and he is healthy as an ox so you tell me.
     
  24. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Going by all the criticisms that the hot celebrity chicks get in some of these threads, everyone on here basically Brad Pitt in fight club.
     
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  25. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I left my hand sanitizer at devine ‘s moms house can I get another bottle
     
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  26. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas CityBig 8 Conference

    big is beautiful babe I love you the way you are
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State Wildcats

    Oh fuck...uh ohhhhh
     
  28. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    There’s a six page thread about Wendy’s bringing back breakfast.
     
  29. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches First of all, fuck the fuckin law
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    Alabama Crimson TideChicago CubsMemphis GrizzliesOakland Raiders

    I had the baconator breakfast sammie this morning and it was delicious m. They got the best sausage patty in the game
     
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  30. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Sounds like some great metabolisms to me. Stop projecting
     
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  31. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Point.

    Counterpoint - there was a second thread started on Wendy’s bringing back breakfast
     
  32. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    If this is the case then marcus gave me Corona years ago with a shipment of beer & pubes. I should be immune to this outbreak so I send him my thanks.
     
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  33. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    *supplemented with leg hair
     
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  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Look man, I get it. I just think it’s kind of fucked up to stoke fear in anyone who might be overweight in light of these unprecedented circumstances. It’s a tense time and those guys probably don’t need you piling on.
     
  35. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz
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    DemocratAvengers

    What do I do with this toilet paper
     
  36. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Can’t spare a square
     
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  37. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
    Staff Donor

    Blessed that I haven’t lifted weights in years
     
  38. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches First of all, fuck the fuckin law
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    Alabama Crimson TideChicago CubsMemphis GrizzliesOakland Raiders

    I’ve been sneaking two rolls of tp a day outta work in my lunch pail and I have the ability to make it rain TP
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    I’m the wild card I keep rubbing my butt on the keyboard
     
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  40. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    "two very big words"
     
  41. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode stick it to the man
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    Michigan State SpartansNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans Saints

    30 day ban on european and chinese Tmbers
     
  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Sorry Mix
     
  43. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    But where will I get my asinine Saints takes during the draft?
     
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  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    My posts are generally drenched in so much alcohol that they qualify as a sanitizing agent in times of emergency.
     
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  46. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Appreciate your efforts to keep the 371st best message board on the internet up and running.
     
  47. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    Florida GatorsSan Francisco GiantsGolden State WarriorsSan Francisco 49'ers

    I wouldn't have expected that, while riding out a global pandemic, I'd be getting a high percentage of my information from a derivative of a rivals.com message board but here we are.
     
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  48. racer

    racer Better call Saul!
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    Really thought this was going to be a gurf thread
     
  49. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    With some of the odd things you post/look at I feel like I need a silk wood shower.
     
  50. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Rivals is the dried husk from which this glorious board was formed, giving its users life sustaining brain food
     
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