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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 13, 2020.

  1. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    I had to Google what this was you old fuck
     
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  2. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    At least you’ve now seen Meryl Streep’s boob though.
     
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  3. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    Is that me or Taffy
     
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  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Hi, yes. A question for a, uh, friend:

    Do I need to use sanitizer and/or soap after masturbation? What about before?

    Also, is sanitizer an acceptable lube?

    Thank you and I apologize as my DMs from other posters are overflowing with these questions.
     
  5. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    And was I wrong
     
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  6. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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  7. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    I bathe regularly
     
  8. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    You 100%
     
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  10. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    Disney World is closed. No reason to visit whatsoever.
     
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  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  12. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother i have the honor to be your obedient servant
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    Houndster accidentally turned the server off during one of our new deep cleans, thank you for your patience as we deploy these new procedures
     
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  13. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet 3× AP Honorable mention All-American
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    What a fucking rube. He will be the first to be replaced during the Third Industrial Revolution.
     
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