Death Row Meal

Also, I totally missed menudo in my answer.

 

I have a hard time imagining myself being hungry in that situation.

 

I’m adding a fourth because I don’t follow rules.

Au Cheval Fried Bologna

 

Yeah I’d definitely need a fried baloney sammich with mine as well. On toasted sourdough, over easy egg, sharp cheddar, dill pickles, dukes, frenches neon fucking yellow mustard and a dash or 5 of cholula

 

Same. I've thought about it before and I don't think I could eat with the massive amount of stress.

 

The death penalty is bad and we should stop doing it.

 

Kate Beckinsale's pussy

 

Is a canpechana the same as a coctele?

 

yeah, there is a decent population who just ask for their favorite soft drink. coca-cola more so than any other.

 

Isn’t your last meal typically served weeks in advance of your execution?

 

1. My homemade menemen w a French baguette for dipping. Extra spicy Bloody Mary to wash it down
2. Chili cheese dogs with onions. Side of onion rings or sweet potato fries. Some local IPA - it doesn’t matter which.
3. Tomahawk ribeye - Pittsburgh style med rare. Sautéed asparagus, and this veggie couscous stir fry that I make. 4 fingers of Jim Beam PX Sherry Cask Bourbon

Dessert: my mom’s homemade apple pie with two scoops of breyers French vanilla

 

guess I'm alone in not wanting my ribeye medium rare. too much fat that doesn't render. with ribeyes, I go medium. anything else, medium rare.

 

Agreed. A nice lower end medium for a ribeye is the way to go. If I'm doing a filet, medium rare is the move.

 

yeah, I agree. kenji lopez-alt really swayed me on that and I aim for medium+ on a thick ribeye and render the outer fat as much as possible on its own too.

 

Ribeye can be weird texturally the rarer you go

 

I’d start with a ribeye cut, followed by some brisket/pulled pork/burnt ends, followed by some corn/veggies. Top it off with some ice cream and I’m good to die.

 

Can i change my answer?

I'm going with a small ball of semtex and have a little radio detonator. Dump is going to have to clean me up with a wetvac.

 

i won’t co-sign the cheer wine but this is a good way to go out

 

- Salmon belly nigiri and fatty tuna with very high quality wasabi and soy sauce, followed by a total trash roll of salmon, avo, cream cheese, cucumbers, all deep fried and covered in spicy Mayo and eel sauce and several asahis
- my mother in law’s lasagna with potato roll garlic bread and a bottle of Cabernet
- my father’s mulberry pie

 

I was about to write something completely over the top, with specific chefs for certain courses, etc, but then I realized I probably wouldn't even be excited to eat it all staring death in the face. I'd be eating with no hope of appreciating more meals like that, and maybe you just end up more depressed.

Probably a really good Caesar salad, seafood tower/sushi set up, a few different cuts of meat, some fries, cheese board and desserts. I would need the booze to be able to face the void, so why not like a separate tastings of top champagnes, white and red Burgundies, Bordeaux, and Napa/Cali cabs all from top historical vintages? Finish the night with several bourbons/ryes of top acclaim.

Then I would stare out into the abyss before I die. I lay folded over in the street cold and alone, with only dumptime from the-mainboard there to carry out and witness my pathetic end.

 

And TMB Dayton

 

Fancy lawyer goes to the chair.

 

Five Guys bacon cheeseburger
Huge order of bacon cheese fries
Large Brownie sundae

I wanna feel awful and in a food coma, that salad isn’t helping you

 

I mean, i gotta call anyone on eating foie

 

let's just disagree.

 

sorry but if I’m getting shot to death tomorrow I don’t care about food

I get the point of the thread though. Death penalty just doesn’t bring about an appetite.

give me a steak and potato and a beer I guess or whatever

 

I don't think you'd get shot.

 

I made bahn mi style tacos

 

An edible
Chicago style deep dish pizza
Joe's BBQ
Ayinger beer on tap
Black Forrest cake
McCallan 1950 neat

 

If tonight was my last meal, it was delicious beef tongue tacos with a side of rice and beans. So good. With some Goose Island IPA beer.

 

Whatever the meal lineup - if Dump is my executioner I'm shotgunning a Dr. Pepper at the conclusion of said meal so he feels bad about it.

 

The more I think about this (thanks op) the more I feel pretty sure I'd probably kill myself in the lead up to the execution. Not that I fancy killing myself, but it feels preferable and far less scary than being strapped to a gurney and wheeled away from some guy to kill me.