Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

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    His trade value is so high right now. Texans need to take the haul and move on. It’s not like they winning next couple seasons anyway even with him.
     
  2. Charles DeMar

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    yep

     
  3. Houndster

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    Is his value really going to dip much in a year? The longer they wait the more places he’s going to be willing to go.
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

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    He can under preform, plus the picks that certain teams have line up well this year that would go after him.
     
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  5. MG2

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    There's a cost beyond compensation if Watson sits all year and they force him to pay them for doing so. The PR hit for that would be incredible both in the media and with players around the league. And the worst thing they can do is trade him sometime between after the draft and before the trade deadline (which I think they would almost have to do if he sits) because then they won't know where the picks they're getting will be.

    I don't think there's a scenario where things will line up like this where NYJ and MIA not only pick top 3 and would want him, but a) there are QBs worth picking in those spots to replace Watson; and b) both those teams have multiple 1s this year, and NYJ has multiple 1s next year. They fucked this up as bad as you can with a superstar QB, but they did it in a window where the stars aligned for them to maximize the return. I don't think you can count on that happening again next year even if teams still value him the same.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    All this makes sense until you realize the failson and freak show combo that are making decisions in Houston right now
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    Or other teams start trying to put together deals to be able to trade for Watson. With the 2021 cap that's borderline impossible though.
     
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  8. DUCKMOUTH

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    agree with all this. Also his trade value goes down post draft too most likely. Less teams will have QB holes to fill. Texans could make this their Dallas/Hershel Walker moment if they do it right, but they won’t.
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    I don’t know the history of Culley, but damn I feel bad for the dude.
     
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    Now the Texans are trying to make their team worse and bring in Clemson guys to make Watson happy.

    Just traded away Benardrik McKinney to the dolphins for Shaq Lawson.
     
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    Watson replacement already signed

     
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    Injury always a worry also
     
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    This weird Instagram post is embarrassing. Not sure I’m prepared to call it a “bombshell” based on a IG post.

    Gallant Knight Sammy Meatballs you know this guy?
     
  14. tigerbishop11

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    Buzbee ran for mayor a few years back. Also got a bunch of expensive stuff stolen out of his house by a stripper or something I don’t remember the details
     
  15. bro

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    Given that context, pretty bizarre framing by Albright
     
  16. TAS

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    Buzbee is a rich dumbass. Ran for mayor of Houston in last election and lost

    Also an A&M grad. Gig em.
     
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    Woke up from a drug fueled night with some strippers to a destroyed house and stolen stuff

    Previously known for being a try hard that parked a literal tank outside his house in a fancy Houston neighborhood
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    not gonna judge him for this

    but he seems like a pos for that Ig post
     
  19. TAS

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    Yeah drugs and strippers is nothing to get mad about. He's just always making news for the most stupid shit.

    He was drunk as fuck on election night of his mayoral run
     
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    Apparently the lawyer is the neighbor of the Texans' owner?
     
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    BOMBSHELL
     
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    What a disaster
     
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    None. He is a good trial lawyer. I have no idea what he’s referring to in that post. I don’t really want to say anything else
     
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    Tyrod will have them 4-2 next year then the waterboy will drop a full Gatorade bucket directly onto Tyrod's hand and he'll miss the rest of the season.
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    Ha. Yeah this is sure to help him change his mind and want to stay in Houston.
     
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    Yeah this is going to be like that time the Instagram model tried to shake down Myron Rolle.
     
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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marines, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
     
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  37. TC

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    Brb, let me run to Gamecock Central with this
     
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  39. pez

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    Makes sense, the Texans’ fans aren’t getting a happy ending either
     
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  41. Josey Wales

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    Watson in a Shanahan offense with those weapons would be fairly absurd.
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    Shanahan had a chance to draft him, worked him out and then took Soloman Thomas instead.
     
  43. TC

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    If they trade him to the AFC it's the ultimate cucking of their fanbase
     
  44. Josey Wales

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    I think they could’ve drafted Mahomes too. Shanahan thought they were acquiring Cousins which is hilarious on its own.
     
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  46. bro

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    would love for this to happen. Go to the NFC Deshaun!
     
  47. Corch

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    We believe victims here, bud.
     
  48. billdozer

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    If this didn't confirm Deshaun to the Patriots I don't know what will.
     
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    imagine if this gets serious and the texans have to cut him fellas I think I would L my A O
     
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