Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. Big Meech

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    :yaoface:
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    to be fair the texans might cut him as they're run by total imbeciles.
     
  3. Gallant Knight

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    yes the owner's wife makes her kid's nanny hold an umbrella over her at her kids' swim meets.
     
  4. slhorn

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    This wouldn’t be surprising from stories I’ve heard about her.
     
  5. TC

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    Let's see what's happening at Tiger Net
     
  6. Gallant Knight

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    father in law and brother in law are both members at river oaks. they have stories for days.
     
  7. Prospector

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    But God is now in charge, so bye bye
     
  8. slhorn

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    She’s the reason easterby is in charge. Sorry. I meant god.
     
  9. steamengine

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  10. Jack Parkman

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  11. Gallant Knight

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    Buzbee posting texts now

     
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  12. Tobias

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    that second one is pretty damning
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    I don’t think so. There is no context
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    If that is all buzbee has then rusty Hardin will need a massage because the raging boner he has to defend that will not go away on it’s own
     
  15. TAS

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    By itself, I don't think it's a smoking gun. It's perfectly reasonable to apologize to someone if you think necessary and it shouldn't automatically be considered criminal. All the other smoke and claims make it look bad, though.
     
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  16. Tobias

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    yeah damning was the wrong word but it’s not a great look at all
     
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  17. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    "comfortable with the glute area" is the title of Todd Bonzales autobiography
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    I really don’t think any of its that bad but maybe I’m wrong
     
  19. Tobias

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    tegg didn’t tell me if he’s guilty or not so i have to fly blind now
     
  20. racer

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    The context is that he was accused of rape and then he was like “sorry bout the rape. Lmk if you want to get raped again.”
     
  21. brolift

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    God I hope this is what brings that Buzbee clown down.
     
  22. ButchCassidy

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    Of course it’s awkward/uncomfortable when you ask somebody to oil your asshole.

    im not saying he’s innocent, but those two screenshots do nothing to prove wrongdoing.
     
  23. Doc Louis

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    Yeah he really should've went for active release/trigger point instead. Just another example of Bill O'Brien's failure to lead the Texans.
     
  24. bertwing

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    Did we lose marcus again? :(
     
  25. Corch

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    No
     
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  26. bertwing

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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. TimJimothy

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    So idk but anyways this 'oiling the asshole'. Will that, like, help get rid of the marker poops? Those ones where you wipe and wipe and wipe...and still, poop..
     
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  28. Jake Scott

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    I believe you have hemorrhoids.
     
  29. TimJimothy

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    Oh yeah I forgot to mention that my friend wants to know, not me. I'll let him know that Jake from the internet has diagnosed him with the rhoids.
     
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  30. Jake Scott

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    *Dr. Jake from the internet
     
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  31. TC

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    Pour Nair in your ass to get rid of all the hair :twocents:
     
  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I put it on my toilet paper so I make a pass with every wipe.
     
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So none of this would even have been brought up if he would have just stayed on the team.
     
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  34. steamengine

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    You might say you can’t have the inmates running the prison
     
  35. roggins

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    DO or MD?
     
  36. Jake Scott

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    Yep.
     
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  37. HotMic

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  38. Redav

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  39. Gallant Knight

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    He might be fucked
     
  40. Gallant Knight

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    He’s getting sued for “forcibly trying to kiss a woman”

    that seems a little much
     
  41. AIOLICOCK

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    Eh...
     
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  42. Gallant Knight

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    Maybe I’m wrong
     
  43. Redav

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    I will force any of you to kiss me
     
  44. Jake Scott

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    Just maybe
     
  45. TC

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    :popcorn:
     
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  46. Gallant Knight

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    How much money do you have? Might be worth it
     
  47. Pelican

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  48. HotMic

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    No forcing required

    :gfa:
     
  49. skiedfrillet

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    KEEP THAT MIC AWAY FROM DABO SO HELP ME GOD
     
  50. ButchCassidy

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    Prove it.