Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. Pelican

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    Going back and reading previous articles, I think it was originally five picks. Three firsts, one third, and one fourth. Not sure how it was wrong when both teams posted about it.
     
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  3. SugarShaun

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    It was originally reported as 5. I just didn’t recall the teams actually posting it. Odd
     
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    I hope it was worth it, and by that I mean I hope he has an Alex Smith style injury his first drop back.
     
  5. Pelican

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    HEY USE A DIFFERENT EXAMPLE PLZ
     
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    Sorry, Joe Theismann
     
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    Yards or meters? Im not sure how they measure in Canada.
     
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    Revisiting this to own you royally. Apparently it was 13 teams. Which is how he ended up with the most guaranteed money ever.
     
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    Uh oh…
     
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  14. MG2

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    Don't worry, Browns. This isn't a new complaint, as we're pretty sure Watson hasn't sexually assaulted or harassed a woman in at least 12 months now that he knows that kind of thing is frowned on. Pretty safe to guarantee that $230M.
     
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    Riveting footage.
     
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    Now that he's not playing football in the Great State of Texas, we're getting serious about prosecuting.

    - The Great State of Texas.
     
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    Did he ejaculate on anyone during the physical?
     
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    Hey, that quick trigger is very helpful in getting rid of the ball and avoiding sacks.
     
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    Hard to ejaculate when you’re avoiding sacks
     
  21. The Fuck Lion

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    As a lifelong Browns fan, I have been embarrassed by some of the justification / rationale on the Watson signing.

    I had what I would consider a normally rational Browns fan I have known since we were kids tell me he believe the allegations against Watson are a conspiracy orchestrated by Bob McNair and the Texans to attempt to keep Watson in Houston. To him, he just cannot get past the fact these allegations came just two weeks after Watson requested a trade.

    Embarrassing might not be a strong enough word honestly.
     
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    No billed. Disappointing.
     
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  27. ned's head

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  28. skiedfrillet

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    wow glad to finally see deshaun catch a break in all of this. we should all be applauding our justice system working
     
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  32. Pelican

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    That last comment.

    :gross:
     
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  35. Pelican

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    Someone just straight asked him why he should be believed over 20+ women.
     
  36. ButchCassidy

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    Well that settles it! Case closed!
     
  37. duc15

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    what was his answer?
     
  38. MG2

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  39. Pelican

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    I can’t remember specifically. It was obviously very generic. I know at one point he mentioned growing up with a single mom but I think that was a response to something else.
     
  40. TC

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  41. hood b. goode

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    Rusty Hardin was in that courtroom working miracles god damn
     
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  45. Shinzon

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    Deshaun Watson wants to show people who he really is…. outside of a locked room, with his clothes on, and not laying on massage table.
     
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  47. 20/20/20/20

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    Are people surprised that they look bad in the press conference? There’s really no way to look good with the move that was made.

    Some of the Twitter comments appear surprised. I can’t think of a way to handle it that wouldn’t look bad or gross because the move they made looks bad and gross from everything except a football perspective.

    This isn’t me defending them, either. Not at all. I agree nothing looks good, but yeah, of course it doesn’t.
     
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  48. fucktx

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    Why should you be believed over 20 women?

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    I’m not watching
    Even if doesn’t believe he assaulted any of the 22 women (:yaoface:), you definitely have a problem. If 22 women all think they were sexually assaulted by you, there is a root problem to address, even if you are crazy enough to think you didn’t do it.
     
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