Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. 40wwttamgib

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    yeah michigan politics are vastly superior, they win that easily.
     
  2. Boom TittyMilk

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    I wondered what happened to deshaun to make this thread active again
     
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  3. VASooner

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    He cried when he ate Amish food, I think
     
  4. Baron

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    Lol if you think these have anything on Skyline Chili
     
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  5. 20/20/20/20

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    Cherries.
     
  6. Doc Louis

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    Don't blame the city blame the franchise.
     
  7. Constant

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    Don't sleep on our sweet corn, hog feed boy!
     
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  8. tylerdolphin

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    I've always assumed you could tell you're getting close to the Ohio border by the scent.
     
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  10. $P1

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    Essenhaus Inn in Indiana is the best/closest "Amish food" option for Michiganders
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    I don't know what Amish food is.
     
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  12. 40wwttamgib

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  13. fucktx

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    Michigan >>>> Ohio
     
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  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Ohioans (that can afford it :loldog:) love to summer in Michigan
     
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  15. Corch

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    I thought there was already a thread where Michigan folks convince themselves they aren't failures for having to move back to Michigan.
     
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  16. fucktx

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    Sad to see Ohioans misdirect this conversation about their rapist qb into a conversation about their inferior state
     
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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    we can keep our power grid online :awesomeface:
     
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  18. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    and fuck deshaun watson.
     
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  19. fucktx

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    i live in the greatest Midwest city of Chicago

    :smug:
     
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  20. 40wwttamgib

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    outside of that abomination they call pizza, it's a great place
     
  21. ~ taylor ~

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    It's either that or lunch.
     
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  22. soulfly

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    Ain't nobody trying to fuck with tart.
     
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  23. TC

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    They have their own stars iirc
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    Your move, Ohio!

     
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  25. CoastalOrange

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    Top tier drive-by trolling by Gallant Knight got the ball rolling
     
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  26. Constant

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    Michigan and Ohio actually went to war once over competing claims to Toledo. It doesn't take much to rile us up.
     
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  27. 40wwttamgib

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    it's how you got the UP. you lost (of course) and congress stepped in and gave the STATE of ohio toledo and the TERRITORY of michigan the UP. turns out, you actually won as toledo sucks.
     
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  28. Bert Handsome

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    If I'm trying to brag on Michigan food I would point to what you would find at a farmers market in July/August.
     
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  29. Constant

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    Ya think?

    Toledo was viewed as a prime port location but is primarily known today as the home of Corp Klinger from MASH.

    The UP ended up as the richest copper source in the world besides the massive iron and timber resources.

    We won hands down. Suck it, Ohio.
     
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  30. 40wwttamgib

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    doesn't change the fact you lost the war. but you were probably there, so i dont have to tell you that :awesomeface:
     
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  35. OhioHoo

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    LOL at thinking more Poles are a good thing.
     
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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    More Poles = more pierogies
     
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  38. theregionsitter

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    Ohio could use more Poles, might help us improve our shit culinary options South of US 30
     
  39. bertwing

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    Buddy you wouldn’t know quality cuisine if it slapped you upside your saddlebags
     
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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Polish Mania is the food truck at work today. I'm so excited.
     
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  41. TC

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    Wow, what a guy!

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    DW4 is good to his teammates.

    First, Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson jetted off his new offensive teammates to the Bahamas recently for some sunshine during a team-building session.

    On Wednesday, Watson gifted his teammate Anthony Walker with an expensive Rolex watch while talking to the media.

    "Appreciate that," Walker said as he hugged Watson. "He's a good guy, man," Walker said. "Appreciate that."

    Watson's gift was unsolicited by Walker as he reportedly didn't request any money or anything for switching his jersey number from No. 4 to No. 5.

    According to Cleveland.com, Watson also bought Walker some suits to wear on gameday and donated 50K to a Miami high school where his father used to coach.
     
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  42. devine

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    He made sure to give him the gift when he was on the podium in front of tons of cameras, just coincidence I’m sure
     
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  43. Handcuffed

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    "Watson's gift was unsolicited by Walker as he reportedly didn't request any money or anything"

    classic deshaun!
     
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  44. TAS

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  45. 40wwttamgib

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    can confirm. could also be:

    any other state in the union.
     
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  48. Butthead

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    Needs more ketchup
     
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  49. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Wait....who the fuck "summers in Michigan"???

    Do they do it on purpose?
     
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  50. Montclaire de Haviland

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    This is what I feel like wandering into every thread