Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. dblplay1212

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    You care more about how he plays than his assaults.

    :gross:
     
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  2. dukebuckeye

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  3. Earn_Marks

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    Was happy for Chubb returning and getting a TD, even happier for him after DW went down.
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    You care more about the Brown that sexually assaulted women. That's gross.
     
  5. dukebuckeye

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    Hey, man. I hate Deshaun now. He’s a bad guy and deserves to be in jail now.
     
  6. slhorn

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    Hopefully he fades into purgatory. Never to be mentioned again.
     
  7. HotMic

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    Our meddling owner will probably force Kev to roll him out with starters in a wheelchair next week.
     
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  8. Redav

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    Yeesh
     
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  9. dukebuckeye

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    Well not anymore of course. Need that #1 pick.
     
  10. Redav

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    I can see why you're voting for Trump
     
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  11. ned's head

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    Just some light sexual assaulting

     
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  12. dukebuckeye

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    :trumpanzee:
     
  13. The Banks

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    Thankfully he lives in Ohio so his vote doesn’t matter.
     
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  14. dukebuckeye

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    Amen.
     
  15. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    trump voters should be hunted for sport and/or thrown in camps
     
  16. southlick

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  17. dukebuckeye

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    Come get some, baby :)
     
  18. Tobias

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    fuck you
     
  19. dukebuckeye

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    <3
     
  20. Doyle McPoyle

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    He can tear his Achilles too.
     
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  21. dump

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    he has served his debt to society
     
  22. 40wwttamgib

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    :meh:
     
  23. bertwing

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    “I will never pull on a man when he’s down” is certainly some questionable language considering the subject Jameis

    he’s got terminal football brain and shouldn’t be taken seriously
     
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  24. Icculus is a Bammer

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  25. Icculus is a Bammer

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  27. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just when you think Winston can’t do anything more cringe than he’s already done…. He goes and raises the bar.
     
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  28. steamengine

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    Thank you for weighing in on this one, Lebron.
     
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  30. bruce bowen

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    [​IMG]
     
  31. Whammy Business

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    Did he retear it dancing on the highway with his girlfriend?
     
  32. roggins

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    Hope the setback was death.
     
  33. Pelican

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  34. GoodForAnother

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  35. skiedfrillet

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    poor guy just can't catch a break
     
  36. Corch

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    Damn that sucks
     
  37. ned's head

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    Just goes to show the cumulative wear and tear sexual assault puts on the body
     
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  38. Redav

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    I hope he doesn't tear it again!
     
  39. DuffandMuff

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    Actually it does suck. With a torn Achilles he gets to take it easy.

    If he was healthy, he would be on the field taking big hits, hopefully leading to severe CTE that renders his later years absolutely unenjoyable.
     
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  40. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I mean he's never playing another snap for an NFL team right? Clearly has no interest in giving a shit about being good and by the time he's ready to play, we'll probably have heard about 5 more SA allegations.
     
  41. lfriend

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    How the Browns have been taking Watson to rehab:
     
  42. Sportfan

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    Honestly cannot recall a bigger drop off than this dude. You could’ve argued Watson>Josh Allen after their epic playoff battle in 2019 and now this dude is a complete bum on and off the field while Allen is at worst the 2nd best player on the planet.
     
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  43. Redav

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    Imagine being the poor woman who has to do his PT
     
  44. Handcuffed

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    modern day sisyphus where he re-tears his achilles every 3 months

    pretty funny
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    Deshaun gonna end up with $230 million playing to what amounts to (at most) 2 seasons of actual games, and will have looked like shit the entire time. I bet the Browns just cut him before the last year of his contract. What an all-time blunder on their end.
     
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  46. ashy larry

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    i’m hearing he popped it trying to dunk on mia khalifa again
     
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  47. Redav

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    Whatever team that signed him deserved to have this happen to them. Dumb luck bailed out the Falcons from being that team.
     
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  48. ButchCassidy

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    ESPN said he twisted his ankle in MIA.
     
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  49. BumpingNasties

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    He’s putting his ankles in ladies now???
     
  50. TC

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    Checking in on Tigernet...they are still behind him!

    "He has a few good years, but will ultimately go down as wasted talent. Injuries and lawsuits derailed his career."

    "Well, he is loaded and now he can do much more to make the world better. I wish him the best and look forward to seeing what he becomes."

    "Thanks for the memories dw4. You will always be my favorite all time Clemson qb and I don't care what anybody says. Now one did it better at his position for the orange and white ... Prove me wrong."

    Can't wait til he is welcomed back at a game. Maybe get a few things on campus named for him.
     
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