Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. DeToxRox

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  2. RalfBully

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    Completely forgot that we signed Bruce Irvin. He might play this wk
     
  3. DetroitIrish3

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    Damn, did Anzalone wake up one morning, look in the mirror and say “I want to find a woman who looks like that”
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  4. DetroitIrish3

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    Alright boys, in NO. Sooooo many Lions fans hahah
     
  5. DeToxRox

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    Good start
     
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  7. DetroitIrish3

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    It’s wild, we travel so absurdly well
     
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  8. DeToxRox

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    More enjoyable
     
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  10. lomcevak

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    They should keep doing the good plays
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    No Analzone today?
     
  12. DeToxRox

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    Wrist injury. He might be out a few weeks.
     
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  13. DeToxRox

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    This is a nice change of pace
     
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    Welcome, Bruce.
     
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    One of our DL got tackled on that 3rd down.
     
  16. DeToxRox

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    That officials leg is so fucked
     
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  17. BleedinGreen

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    That was extremely gross.
     
  18. ~ taylor ~

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    Sounds like I picked a good time to start a load of laundry.
     
  19. DetroitIrish3

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    What brand detergent?
     
  20. DeToxRox

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    Back on our bullshit
     
  21. DetroitIrish3

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    This shouldn’t be a game
     
  22. MG2

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    This is just an unserious defense
     
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  23. DeToxRox

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    Glenn is terrible, but Ben Johnson has been just as bad today.
     
  24. BleedinGreen

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    I know even great teams hit speedbumps but this is some unserious shit.

    Wasting draft capital on luxury players and not being aggressive at the trade deadline coupled with some brutal injuries is gonna end this season in a first round loss.
     
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  25. DetroitIrish3

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  26. DeToxRox

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    Kicking a FG here is loser shit. You think our D is going to protect a one score lead?
     
  27. DeToxRox

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    When you run draws in passing situations more than you pass teams become wise to it, moron.
     
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  28. buckwild

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    I think this is our boy....

     
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  29. BleedinGreen

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    Taking the lesson from last weeks fake punt disaster that “you need to be less aggressive” would be so bad. Just don’t do the stupidest shit imaginable and stay aggressive.
     
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    Yay defense
     
  32. BleedinGreen

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    Aaron Glenn is a genius.
     
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  33. DeToxRox

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    Thank god for Jamo
     
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  34. MG2

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    Okay, that was awesome. But because it was a Williams TD I was waiting for it to be called back for a penalty of some sort.
     
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  35. buckwild

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    His speed is just different
     
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  36. MG2

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    Would be nice if Goff ever looked his way instead of just using him to clear room for 10 yard crossing routes.
     
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  37. Owsley

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    It looks like he’s gliding while pulling away from other elite athletes
     
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  38. buckwild

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    It's how Ted Ginn ran too
     
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  39. MG2

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    I haven't been paying very close attention to this game, but the camera work has been awful. Like they're zoomed too far in on a lot of the plays to start and it's cutting off the stuff that happens.
     
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  40. DeToxRox

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    A penalty for hitting someone hard
     
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  41. MG2

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    That roughing call sucks but has also been a penalty for at least 5+ years even if he sacked him there.
     
  42. beist

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    Purely a result of the tacklers posture. So dumb.
     
  43. MG2

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    Didn't help that Carr jumped in the air to throw it.
     
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  44. DeToxRox

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    Tide pods
     
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  46. MG2

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    I guess they gifted us some ridiculous turnovers so we owed them that disaster.
     
  47. MG2

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    On three of four NO TD drives, we have allowed conversions on 3rd and...

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  48. DeToxRox

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    What is Ben doing
     
  49. DeToxRox

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    We deserve to lose.
     
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