Detroit Lions: Jerry Falwell Jr - fine, we’ll take your wife

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  1. beist

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    Its the equivalent of the guy in college that wore shorts every day even if there was a blizzard. He knows its dumb and has zero upside, but he wants to have a thing and thats what he picked.
     
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  2. southlick

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  3. DeToxRox

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    Breer says we were definitely taking Walker if Hutchinson wasn’t available.
     
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  4. MG2

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    If I had written before the draft that Thibodeaux wasn't a Dan Campbell kind of guy, I'd probably write after the fact that they wouldn't have taken Thibodeaux at 2 in this scenario, too.

    Maybe it's true, but Breer was kind of pot committed to this one.
     
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  5. MG2

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    I have no clue if we'll be any good, but I'm not sure it's likely we'll ever get an easier schedule to play against. Have already seen it somewhere that we have one of the 3-5 easiest schedules in terms of the teams we play. Then add this on top of it.

     
  6. ~ taylor ~

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    Playing the AFC North?
     
  7. MG2

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    East
     
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  8. southlick

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  9. DeToxRox

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    First two games leaked

    Week 1: PHI
    Week 17: at GB
     
  10. Vinegar Strokes

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    Anyone know who these guys are?

     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Of course they send us to GB in January.
     
  12. DeToxRox

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    Who are guys that would be upgrades to the Tigers lineup.
     
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  13. Druce

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    One of these days I want to see us play in Lambeau, looks like I'll have to wait another year
     
  14. MG2

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    Most of the OL.
     
  15. DeToxRox

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    Bills appear to be the Thanksgiving opponent.
     
  16. MG2

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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    why is that bad? Should be damn good game.
     
  19. MG2

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    I edited it because I originally wrote the Buffalo news and then saw that DeToxRox beat me to the punch. A low moment for me.
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Don't feel bad, he's basically Jack Parkman Lite. Like if Jack Parkman were Lady Gaga, DeToxRox would be Kesha.
     
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  21. DeToxRox

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    No excuses to not start the season strong. And all those 1 PM games is fap worthy
     
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  22. JPWahoo

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    welp I wanted to go to the game in Charlotte but don't think my family will like that idea
     
  23. MG2

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    The optimism that exists going into the season is going to be tested by three of the first four at home, with two of those three games against teams that slaughtered us last year.
     
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  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    Hoping for 4-13.
     
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  25. Randy Bobandy

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    Shit. I'm starting to see why people were upset we got Aidan. We're a playoff team now with little chance of picking a QB at the top of the draft next year.
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    We're going 10-7
     
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  27. MG2

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    Let's go 13-4 while Stafford and Donald come up with unfortunate, yet not career-threatening injuries that force the Rams to surprisingly suck.
     
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  28. buckwild

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    If the Lions went 10-7, Campbell would probably win COY which would be tremendous with how many of the national media like to portray him as a buffoon.
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    This was my post from Feb. 1, 2021. I didn't account for the tie.
     
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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    or the fact that we play 17 games.
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes, that was covered last Feb. 1. The Lions bailed me out by getting a tie in there.
     
  32. DetroitNole

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    Nope nope nope

    I've seen the Lions too many times, and learned my lesson with tigers expectations this year. That's a 3-14 or 4-13 team
     
  33. smeegsgreen

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    1-16 then 14-3 following year
     
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    Supposed to be loaded year for QBs just finish in bottom 5 please.
     
  35. beist

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    hell yeah. between this and hard knocks we have a stew going.
     
  36. Lip

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    Why the 1pm love? Too much going on for me to pay attention to them. Give me anytime BUT 1pm.
     
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  37. Randy Bobandy

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    In the age of DVR technology, start times mean very little to me. But I also try to avoid my phone on the weekend, so bubbling is easy for me.
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    I like the occasional primetime game. 4pm games do nothing for me.
     
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  39. beist

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    It’s not so much that I like 1pm games, it’s that I never have to look at the schedule to know when the kick is. The lions are just on fox at 1. I don’t have to think about it.

    As far as my preferred time, that one time when they played in London and the game started at 9am was awesome. I would sign up for a whole season of that without question.
     
  40. Constant

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    Easy. Move West.
     
  41. beist

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    I would prefer if the Lions moved east.
     
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    I prefer they move to Hell
     
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  43. Randy Bobandy

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    Ohio already has two pro franchises. BOOOOOOOM
     
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  44. DeToxRox

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  45. Randy Bobandy

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    Is 81 unavailable?
     
  46. buckwild

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  47. Randy Bobandy

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    I've said it the past two seasons, jeremy you fuck
     
  48. ~ taylor ~

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    Mina and Me.
     
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