Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. Emma

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  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Why doesn't MNF show the anthem anymore? Fucking Kapernicks fault
     
  3. DeToxRox

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    Hey America, suck our dicks
     
  4. Emma

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    Well I do believe it's going to be hard for the Packers play to top this intro tonight
     
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  5. JPWahoo

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    they could just show tubgirl on the tv for 30 seconds and it'd be more enjoyable than that intro
     
  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    What an embarrassing start.
     
  7. Vinegar Strokes

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  8. DeToxRox

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    Well that was fortuitous
     
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  9. Vinegar Strokes

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  10. DeToxRox

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    That Rock Em Sock Em Robots celebration was great
     
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  11. DeToxRox

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    I detest our run game. It seems to be both poorly schemed and also very predictable
     
  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Where was that play call last week?
     
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  13. DeToxRox

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    Crazy that using our best RB in the RZ worked.
     
  14. MG2

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    We were using a RB who would have just run up Wagner's back and gotten himself tackled if we did it last week.
     
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  15. MG2

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    The man has a point

     
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  16. MG2

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    Some of the runs Stafford checks into are mind bottling.
     
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  17. beist

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    Please tell me more about the turkey hole. I don’t care about the fumble.
     
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  18. Heesu

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    Slay is working Nelson
     
  19. MG2

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    That fumble is called down for forward progress being stopped at least 8x out of 10.
     
  20. MG2

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    Throw the damn ball
     
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  21. Heesu

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    We always get screwed in Green Bay.

    Let’s turn this into a blowout.
     
  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    Suck our dicks #Packers fans. Enjoy last place
     
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  23. Emma

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    We're butthole
     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

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  26. Heesu

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    Lol Abdullah you fucking moron
     
  27. buckwild

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    There has to be some bruising Fullback on a practice squad somewhere that can rumble across a goal line.
     
  28. Vinegar Strokes

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    Didn't we draft a full back in the 5th round. Where he at?
     
  29. MG2

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    We cut him last year, I think
     
  30. DeToxRox

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    This has nothing to do with having a FB; the scheme in the RZ is horrendous. I have no idea what we are trying to accomplish down there.
     
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  31. buckwild

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    What a throw
     
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  32. MG2

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    Stafford has been incredible tonight.
     
  33. MG2

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    I would like a Glover Quin pick 6 now
     
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    What's wrong with Martin? Can't kick it in endzone tonight
     
  35. MG2

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    It might be by design to try to keep them short of the 25. Worked a couple times. Didn't work the others.
     
  36. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Golden Tate has to be in the top 2 Detroit sports franchise FA signings in my lifetime (maybe sans Red Wings signing anyone they wanted pre salary cap era).

    Chauncey Billups, then Tate. Unless I am clearly misremembering someone.
     
  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    This game ended in less than 3 hours. Nice,
     
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  38. DeToxRox

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    Pudge?
     
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  39. Gustavo Fring

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    I'd put the Glover Quin signing up there as well.
     
  40. Heesu

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  41. DeToxRox

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    Magglio comes to mind as well
     
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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Antonio McDyess was a great signing
     
  43. DeToxRox

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    Lol what was the over/under? I thought I saw like 42.5.

    Did that backdoor cover?
     
  44. DeToxRox

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  45. MG2

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    Fuck that prick
     
  46. Heesu

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    Lions schedule from here on out...pretty damn favorable.
     
  47. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Maybe. Pudge had 2-3 AS level years with us.

    Magglio had 1 MVP level season and then a bunch of mediocrity.

    Those are decent comps though. I think I like the Pudge one more, although he was clearly at the end of his career.

    If you add in the Red Wings, the list obviously gets a bit longer as well.
     
  48. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Haha nice. I had season tickets back then. Well my dad did, anyway. He was awesome to watch for sure. He was pretty useful, but clearly at the end of his career.
     
  49. MG2

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    Best Detroit FAs of of this century:

    1. Chauncey Billups
    2. Glover Quin
    3. Brian Rafalski
    4. Golden Tate
    5. Dre Bly

    Bly probably shouldn't be on there, but I hate Pudge and Magglio cost an absurd amount of money for what he actually produced during most of his Detroit run. Overall, that's a sad list.
     
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  50. DetroitNole

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    Brett Hull scored over 90 goals in his 3 years with the Wings after being signed. JD Martinez was a pretty good signing too and cheap. It was only a one year deal, but Hossa netted us 40 goals in that one season. But his short comings in the playoffs and leaving after one year I can see it falling down the list
     
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