Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yeah I forgot that Martin is most likely gone. He’s 25th or so in league in net punting yards.
     
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  2. Brocktoon

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    they spent the whole opening talking about how the Cowboys are actually a passing team now, so of course Patricia sticks with their gameplan of stopping the run at all costs
     
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  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    Good thing we brought in a defensive guru to address this.

     
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  4. DeToxRox

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    I was all in on Patricia. Seems like I was a tad bit wrong.
     
  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    I was all in on Quinn too. Turns out he sucks too, and it’s all Belichick
     
  6. Brocktoon

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    have any of his assistants had any success on their own? I think the best has been McDaniels, he made the playoffs in Denver but flamed out after only a few years.
     
  7. Brocktoon

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    lol. wasn't over a $100 million dollars spent on the d-line this offseason

     
  8. ~ taylor ~

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    Well our LBs are good pass rushers and terrible in coverage, so we usually drop them into coverage instead of using them to get pressure. That's a good plan, right?
     
  9. Vinegar Strokes

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    I think I read somewhere that Davis is lowest rated LB in league. Is that correct?
     
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  10. Vinegar Strokes

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    Big game today boys. Hockenbust wont be playing
     
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  11. Vinegar Strokes

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  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Slay fucking sucks. Should have traded his ass. Fire Quinn
     
  13. smeegsgreen

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  14. Vinegar Strokes

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    All the teams behind us in standings won today too. Great game
     
  15. fucktx

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    you’ve already won too many games and stafford will come back

    you’re just stuck in an indefinite purgatory with the browns
     
  16. fucktx

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    similar to being an msu fan
     
  17. beist

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    Close call. Almost picked up a meaningless win.
     
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  18. DeToxRox

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    Wood’s gone soft
     
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  19. Lip

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    That’s not how it works. Top 5 picks would certainly give you access to better players than top 15. Go back to your shanty.
     
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  20. Lip

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    FUCK. Get him some viagra.
     
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  21. ~ taylor ~

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    I think we moved up to the 7th pick? I think we can get as high as 5, but that tie is gonna fuck us from going any higher.

    Can't wait to take a strong safety at 5.
     
  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    Although your point is true, do you trust this regime with another top 5-6 pick?
     
  23. Lip

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    No. But I think they’re marginally less likely to fuck up a top 5 pick than they are a top 15 pick.
     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

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  25. smeegsgreen

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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    0 catches. Unbelievable
     
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  27. DeToxRox

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    LaCanfora blows but I want to believe!
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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    What changes? Going back in time and making better picks in the first and second rounds?
     
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  29. DeToxRox

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    Apparently he says ownership isn’t happy.

    You can’t fire Patricia without firing Quinn though, so maybe we just see Pasquaolni get sacrificed.
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Patricia giving the DC job to a guy who had 2 years calling a defense in the NFL a decade ago because the guy hired him as a grad assistant at Syracuse is classic Lions.

    Paul Pasqualoni had been a DC twice before Matt hired him: '08-'09 for the Dolphins and '80-'81 at S. Connecticut State.
     
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  31. Heesu

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    The Lions are screwed as long as the dogshit fords own this team
     
  32. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I saw Ford vs Ferrari yesterday and my favorite part was how they made Henry Ford II look like a complete moron. Now I want that same crew to make movie about Edsel's other failson, William Clay.
     
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  33. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Overall, did you like the movie?
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Just a reminder on drafting TEs in the first. Don't forget that we also drafted Brandon Pettigrew at TE with the 20th pick before drafting Ebron at 10 and then Hockenbust at 8. I'm now of the position that they should fire Quinn before he can draft Hunter Bryant at 5.
     
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  35. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Yeah I liked it overall. It's not great or anything, but I enjoyed it.
     
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  36. DeToxRox

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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    Did Blow play in preseason at all?
     
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  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    Just looked it up. He played against Lions in 4th preseason game and threw 2 INTs
     
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  39. MG2

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    According to the Howard Bryant story on Kaepernick on ESPN yesterday, Kap's people were led to believe that two teams were considering him before the workout was organized, and they think those two teams were Atlanta and Detroit.
     
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  40. DeToxRox

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    Who needs Kap when you have Blough
     
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    Well 3-12-1 is a tie better than I expexted.
     
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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Can’t wait for the next Drew Brees to make his NFL debut today.
     
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  43. buckwild

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    When I picked the 10 month old up out of her crib today I said, "Happy Thanksgiving. Today will be the first of many many Lions Thanksgiving game losses of your life".
     
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  44. MG2

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    Why are we wearing the gray color rush instead of the throwbacks? Fuck you, NFL
     
  45. beist

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    After careful consideration I have decided that I would prefer if they win today. No interviews, respect my decision.
     
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  46. Constant

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    Let the David Blough era begin!!
     
  47. Heesu

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    The Detroit lions, everyone!
     
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  48. Constant

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    The defense is also very anxious to let the David Blough era begin!