Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

That’s a catch

 

The interception getting called back makes it register on the lions loss scale, but just barely. 1.5/10.

 

Oh well. At least we get a higher draft pick that will probably end up sucking.

 

Nice team. Stafford fucking blows and Patricia is a fucking retarrd.

 

Stafford isn’t even a top 15 NFL QB, yet we keep spending resources on offense to protect him. Fucking pathetic.

 

Better QBs than Stafford.

1. Rodgers
2. Newton
3. Brady
4. Cousins
5. Jimmy G
6. Brees
7. Wentz
8. Wilson
9. Ryan
10. Luck

That’s just 10. You can also make a case for Mahomes, Rivers, Watson, Smith, Goff, and Big Ben being better.

 

Jimmy G sucks. He got bailed out today.

 

Correct. He’s overrated

 

Your seriously taking Andrew Luck, that what, has played in 2 games in18 months comfortably over Stafford? Also, Wentz, who is still injured and has played 1.5 seasons? Jimmy G as well, no chance. He has started 7 games for SF? Arguments for Watson and Mahomes? Are you high?

I get it that he has struggled but back off the ledge man. You’re talking out of your ass.

 

Fine. Hes the 13th best. Happy?

 

No way. He’s a top ten QB by most any metric. Look around the league, people are starting Nate Fucking Peterman.

 

No way he’s top 10.

 

So you just said top 13 but now there is no way he’s top ten? Okay dude.

 

I’m not following. I think there are at least 10 QBs better than him.

 

Tell me how you arrived at the conclusion that Jimmy G, Luck, and Wentz are better.

 

Tell me how you arrived at the conclusion that they’re not better?

 

Lions covering got me $100 and a six pack of my choice so I’m happy with the cover

 

What type of beer you going to pick?

 

Defection, nice work. Have Wentz and Jimmy G started 20 games total between them? 6 months ago no one knew if Luck would play again. Their body of work is far from anything close resembling Stafford, not even close. Stafford has led more 4th quarter comebacks than Wentz and Jimmy G have games started.

Plus he’s performed at a “great” level for the last 7 years with the worst rushing attack in football. It’s widely assumed that there are 4-5 elite guys, and Stafford is comfortably in that second tier, easily in the top 10.

 

How many playoff wins does he have?

 

Probably ballast point sculpin. Best IPA IMO

 

What beer do you like?

 

I like Norms Raggedy Ass IPA, and M43 right now

 

Cherry picking stats to fit your narrative. Your one of those fan boys that call sports talk radio and think trading Stafford helps the team, aren’t you? If you really think guys like Mahomes and Watson “are in the conversation” being better than Stafford, no sense discussing it anymore.

And you still haven’t told me why those 3 are objectively better.

 

Nah. I know how the salary cap works, and that we are stuck with him.

And yes, I would take Mahomes and Watson all day over Stafford.

 

Haha, you are delusional. Good talk.

You are taking a QB over Stafford that has made 8 career starts! That’s laughable.

 

And you are a slap dick. You probably think Shea Patterson is best QB in B1G.

 

Sick burn dude.

 

Vin I think Harbaugh is on TMB. What a time to live.

 

Stop watching the Lions. Watch American Vandal S2 and go fishing on Sundays.

 

Hey #New England Patriots fans. Get ready to suck our dicks. We are going to whip your ass tonight. Come get it

 

and people say Gronk is an idiot

 

Bob Quinn might have literal shit for brains.

 

Challenge accepted

 

Fuck Ziggy. Just cut his fucking ass.

 

I hope Patricia wears a special garbage bag parka for the big game tonight

 

Will it fit his fat ass?

 

Good point. Maybe one of those building sized fumigation tents.

 

#New England Patriots

 

Fix your turf this isn’t hard

 

Our turf is fine.

He’s just scared that the Lions defense is going to end Brady’s career tonight.

 

Jesus Christ. Great start. Doesn’t help that Sam Martin can only boot the ball 3 yards deep in end zone.

 

Release Sam Martin