Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. DetroitNole

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    its so hard to play defense now. I dont think either of those plays should be penalties. I mean its getting ridiculous
     
  2. DetroitNole

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    So in first half our secondary has committed 3 defensive holds and 2 unnecessary roughness penalties
     
  3. spartanchuck

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    This might be one of the worst nfl defenses I’ve ever watched.
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    The rout is on.
     
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  5. buckwild

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    It's really wild just how fat he's gotten compared to last year. He looks fucking enormous on the sideline.
     
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  6. smeegsgreen

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    Prater is a fat loser too
     
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  7. DeToxRox

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    Glad to see the halftime speech took hold
     
  8. buckwild

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    Yuuuuup
     
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  9. Randy Bobandy

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    Does Odokuh realize he's supposed to try to prevent passes from being completed?
     
  10. Vinegar Strokes

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    Looking like 45-21 loss now
     
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  11. BasementCrew22

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  12. JPWahoo

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    if the D is going to spend the whole game giving up 20 yard plays, can we just start diving at Rodgers' knees and at least accomplish one productive thing today?
     
  13. Vinegar Strokes

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  14. smeegsgreen

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    Drop a tudder ?
     
  15. spartanchuck

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    Not that it makes a difference. That seems like an unnecessary rule no?
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    Hahahahahaha
     
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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    Stafford is good dude, but a fucking loser on the field. Time to move on. Guy has been here 12 years, and hasn’t won anything

    lose out for Lawrence.
     
  18. smeegsgreen

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    This team is pathetic they already quit on Patricia
     
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  19. Vinegar Strokes

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    Does Jesse James even play? The guy Quinn gave like 7 mil a year to
     
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  20. Vinegar Strokes

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    4th and 1. Down 17, defense can’t stop shit. Sure let’s punt.
     
  21. spartanchuck

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    Bout to drop 21 unanswered to win it in the 4th.
     
  22. Vinegar Strokes

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  23. DetroitNole

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    Good to see Davis and Okudah on this defense stepping up....
     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    When do we get our first win?

    @ Arizona
    Vs. Saints
    @ Jacksonville
    @ Atlanta
    Vs. Colts
    @ Minnesota
    Vs. Washington Football Team
    @ Carolina
    Vs. Texans
    @ Chicago
    Vs. packers
    @ Titans
    Vs. bucs
    Vs. Vikings
     
  25. smeegsgreen

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    I see 0-16 tbh
     
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  26. smeegsgreen

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    I wonder if the draftees pray the lions don’t take them and when they get taken by the lions they fake enjoyment
     
  27. Randy Bobandy

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    Guys like Suh and Calvin are probably pissed. I think the Tavais, Tabors, and others we overdraft by a couple rounds or so are thrilled
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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    I think I win this one?
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Congrats. We will play again next week.
     
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  30. Randy Bobandy

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    Put me down for 13-3 Lions. 1st quarter.

    Final: 52-23 Cards.
     
  31. smeegsgreen

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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    I've got 38-31 Cardinals next weekend.
     
  33. beist

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    Ah, yes. Patience. That'll solve things.
     
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fucking slap dick beat writers. They picked up 3rd overall because he was ready to play now.
     
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  35. spartanchuck

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    I thought we picked him because he was the most ready and safest pick?
     
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  36. Manny

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    You stupid bitch
     
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  37. buckwild

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    :gbh:
     
  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    Ugh oh. Sounds like Quinn was only guy that wanted Okudah. Of course Patricia is going to come out and deny the reports

     
  39. Brocktoon

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    if anything that makes me think that Okudah was the better pick at 3. Patricia is probably the only person I would trust less on evaluating talent than Quinn
     
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  40. MG2

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    If it were up to me, he'd still be our HC

     
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  41. MG2

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    Vintage Birkett tweet

     
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  42. smeegsgreen

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    ^ what does that mean
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    So we signed another former patriot loser
     
  44. smeegsgreen

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    I saw a clip of him interviewing with Stoney today and he was asked if he sees a light at the end of the tunnel and he gave a I’m a dead man walking face answer
     
  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    Let’s hear the predictions for today.

    Cardinals 34
    Lions 23