Detroit Pistons thread: The Motor Cade has arrived

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  1. Tug

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    Yes and they picked a side
     
  2. Brocktoon

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    In their defense, it seems like Green is a much bigger personality than Cade and makes for better tv
     
  3. Tug

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    I watch ESPN because they televise sports, I’m not interested in whatever their agenda is
     
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  4. spartanchuck

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    I don’t watch espn unless I have to for this reason.
     
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  5. Randy Bobandy

    Randy Bobandy Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
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    The fuck is this?

     
  6. DeToxRox

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    Weird. No spinning that one if it’s not a glitch.
     
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  7. Constant

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    I can't even begin to understand the logic. It can't even be an effective Covid control strategy.
     
  8. buckwild

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    Gotta be a glitch.
     
  9. DeToxRox

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    I wouldn't want him coaching at my school. From my view the dude turned Tayshaun and Rip into petulant, whining coach killers.
     
  11. Randy Bobandy

    Randy Bobandy Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
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    so now we don't like 3/5 starters from the 04 team. weird.
     
  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Why do we hate Tayshaun again?
     
  13. Randy Bobandy

    Randy Bobandy Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
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    he was mean to john kuester
     
  14. RalfBully

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    dude sucked. Never even learned how to dribble with his right hand. Never liked his bitch ass
     
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  15. FourClover01

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    But he could do things like this.

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  16. MG2

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  17. MG2

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    So that's 16 guaranteed deals, plus a couple 2-way deals.

    PG - Hayes, Joseph, Lee

    SG - Cunningham, Diallo, Jackson, McGruder

    SF - Bey, Jackson, Smith (2-way)

    PF - Grant, Doumboya, Lyles, Livers

    C - Stewart, Olynyk, Okafor, Garza (2-way)

    We have to drop at least one of the roster. I'm guessing that will be Okafor or McGruder unless they either get some for Sekou via trade, or he's so bad in camp they just dump him for nothing.
     
  18. Brocktoon

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    They're going to dump Sekou for what will seem an absurdly low price, like a couple 2nd rounders in 2024 or 25, and Edwards will immediately tweet how it was a genius move getting anything for him before he has zero trade value
     
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  19. Tug

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    Yeah but realistically it has to be him, Jackson, or okafor or we eat a guaranteed contract that was just signed
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Okafor has no present or potential value, so it should be an easy decision. Hard to believe he's only 25.
     
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  21. DeToxRox

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  22. DeToxRox

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  23. DetroitNole

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    So is Killian Hayes the longest tenured Piston?
     
  24. DeToxRox

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    I saw someone say Saben Lee signed his deal first.
     
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  25. Constant

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    So, logjam cleared for a bunch of future wild card chances?
     
  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Why not keep Jordan on the roster as the 3rd C? Roster flexibility?
     
  27. MG2

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    Because he won't want to be here and there's no point in keeping him around if he doesn't.
     
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  28. DeToxRox

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    This deal is great because it basically ensures we aren’t going to be active in FA next Summer.
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    you don’t want us to spend money? Keep sucking ass for few more years?
     
  30. DeToxRox

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    Have you seen next years class?
     
  31. Tug

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    This deal is great because it frees up space to keep Pickett and Garza (or other training camp invitee) on the roster

    But also we don’t need to try to spend on next years free agents
     
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  32. MG2

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    Detroit is paying Jordan $16m of the remaining $20m he's owed in the buyout. Not sure yet if they're stretching that over 5 years, or just eating it the next two. I'm hoping they eat it, but Edwards suggested they'd stretch it.
     
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  33. DeToxRox

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    I wish I loved anything as much as Weaver loves stretching deals
     
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  34. DeToxRox

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    I know it’s mostly about the roster spots, but we should be using that money next year to eat the deal. We don’t need to be chasing Kyrie or whoever else might be out there.
     
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  38. ~ taylor ~

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    Okay, I'm done.
     
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  39. Constant

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    Laughed at this one.
     
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  40. DeToxRox

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    Those aren’t Donut Cutter
     
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    My image searches:

    Peloton
    Hipster pizza
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  42. DeToxRox

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    Your wife’s are the same, plus penis enlargement pills
     
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  43. DeToxRox

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    I did eat this Three Pigs pizza last night

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  44. Brocktoon

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    It gave me heartburn just reading the description
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Her penis is plenty large.
     
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  47. ~ taylor ~

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    You. Are. Awful.
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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    Love this from the Athletic mailbag this morning:

    That quietude extends to Detroit. The Pistons have completed their offseason signings and the only lingering question is who gets moved to get the roster to 15. That, though, doesn’t need to be decided for some time. It wouldn’t surprise me if Detroit doesn’t make that decision until October.
     
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  49. ~ taylor ~

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    Weaver waits for no man.
     
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  50. DeToxRox

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    Amici’s in Berkley. See you there.
     
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