Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

Seems like a great day for the franchise.

 

Paredes, Geene, Cruz, Tork, Dingler 0-11 6 k, Manning 5 innings 5 er 3 hr....Tigers prospects looking just as good as pro team

 

Ramos is such a dog shit defender

 

Which position player gets to pitch tonight?

 

Cabrera hopefully

 

Maybe Avila will fire Hinch and all will be restored

 

Daniel Norris could probably put up a higher batting average than Jones, Reyes, and Baddoo

 

Miguel Cabrera is batting .109

 

Maybe he can be below .100 by the end of his year which should be in 10 games

 

It was a strike per game cast

 

Is it official he sucks?

 

.069

 

Lol

 

avila ruined him by moving him to 3rd base.

including spring training hes 1 for 30, with 18 strikeouts

 

Seems like he took a page out of Bob Quinn’s book of smartest man in the room

 

Lmao this is rich

 

Tork just struck out again. 3 K’s on the night.

 

How many homers does Mize give up tonight? Vinegar Strokes

 

3

 

Fan Duel has the o/u for the Boston starting pitcher strikeouts at 4.5. Seems like easy money, even though the pitcher sucks ass.

 

Torkelson got a hit. LFG

 

Dingler hit a bomb too

 

who do you want to DFA?

 

I’m thinking some time in June we will see a press conference from Tigers announcing Miguel’s retirement. Tigers are going to give him the $75 million he’s still owed, and say good bye.

 

he's getting 3,000 and 500 even if it takes him 4 more seasons

 

Damn it. 5 strikeouts now for Torkelson in. 6 at bats. Please don’t suck.

 

Will Cabrera be under .100 by COB tomorrow? Vinegar Strokes

 

I think he gets day off tomorrow

 

But he’s in the best shape of his life

 

Solid start for Mize at least

 

Anyone know what Dawel Lugo is up too.

 

This announcer is better than Matt Shepard. Hire her.

 

I've seen better video and commentary in tee ball games

 

she’s got great potential. I’d take her over Matt Shepard.

 

So prospect recap after 2 games.

meadows - worst player in A ball
Torkelson - Bust
Manning. - Bust
Greene - awesome
Dingler. - better than Rogers and Greiner

 

He’s in the Mexican league

 

Avila extension incoming

 

Is JaCoby at the start of a Raburn-esque heater? 4 for his last 11.

 

You’’re next Cabrera

 

They owe him under $30M.

He should have quit after '19 when he was still a career .300 hitter.

 

Cabrera has a negative 1.2 WAR his last 5 seasons. He should do the same.

 

I don't disagree. Just saying the Tigers aren't releasing him yet given what he's owed.

 

Cabrera vs. Illitch: Who has decayed more since that contract was signed?

 

Holy shit.

 

We're not dumping Cabrera until he gets 3k hits and 500 HR. And, at his current rate, that should happen sometime in 2023.