Detroit Tigers Thread: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    Best pitcher on the staff. Too bad Mize is a bust. This had potential to be a good rotation.

     
  2. smeegsgreen

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    Skubal is surprising me. What a stud
     
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  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork needs to go to AAA.
     
  4. smeegsgreen

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    Yeah he’s not helping the team but who else do they have?
     
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    Miggy keeps this up he might be worth more than 0.2 WAR over the course of the season for the first time since 2016.
     
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    Your next, whatever your name is...

     
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  7. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK AVILA DAY 10
     
  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Johnny Kane should interview Faedos girlfriend.
     
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  10. DeToxRox

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    Extend Avila
     
  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    Here is the before and after of Faedos girlfriend for reference.

    FUCK AVILA DAY 11
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  13. Joe Louis

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    Willi Castro fueled winning streak IYAM :yousoright:
     
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  15. smeegsgreen

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    Would like to see Reece Olsen move up mid season too
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wilmer Flores is the brother of Wilmer Flores? Da fuck?
     
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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork will be playing for the Mud Hens on Friday. Hopefully he figures it out, but not looking good so far.
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tigers have a Javier Baez problem.
     
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  20. Vinegar Strokes

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    He fucking sucks. Another great FA signing by Avila. Fuck him day 12
     
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  21. smeegsgreen

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    Bump
     
  22. smeegsgreen

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  24. ~ taylor ~

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    I dropped Tork this morning. You're welcome. I had Rodriguez lined up for 2 starts next week. I'm sorry.
     
  25. smeegsgreen

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    Manning pulled mid inning in today’s AAA game
     
  26. DetroitNole

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    Fuck Avila
     
  27. ~ taylor ~

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    I like how they always spend a month or two fucking around with arm injuries before the inevitable TJ.
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK AVILA day whatever
     
  30. Lip

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    This is how he beat Illitch too. Made his ass quit.
     
  31. DeToxRox

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    Vin didn’t even make it two weeks. Avila wins.
     
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  32. Vinegar Strokes

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    yep. I give up.Hopefully he gets shit canned in the off season, or right after the draft like they did with Chadd and all those other losers last year.
     
  33. Lip

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    I was a big fan of this signing. I am a dumbass.
     
  34. smeegsgreen

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    He swings at over 40% pitches out of the zone. Crazy how somebody with that poor plate discipline got a huge contract
     
  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    So dehydration is the new excuse for sucking ass now?

     
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  36. Lip

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    He’s tired, man.
     
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  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    Down goes Skubal. Another one bites the dust.
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yo MG2 is Nick Quintana still tired? Hitting .216 in A ball as a 24 year old. Sounds pretty exhausting if you ask me.
     
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  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yo smeegsgreen how many runs do we score today? O/u 2.5
     
  41. DetroitNole

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    Fuck Avila
     
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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Avila’s gotta be kicking himself seeing Mayer ranked #10 per MLB pipeline smeegsgreen
     
  43. smeegsgreen

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    I saw, that had to have had ruined his week
     
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  44. Vinegar Strokes

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    jackson Jobe will turn it around man. He’s probably just tired.
     
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  45. smeegsgreen

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    Daniel Cabrera is def tired for his second season in AA too
     
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  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Looks like he is still tired smeegsgreen . Gotta be exhausting pitching every 6 days

     
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  47. smeegsgreen

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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Avila is waiting until July for Mize and Manning to get the surgery, so they miss all of next season too. That way he has an excuse when we suck ass again next season.
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Thought I would have declared Manning a bust already. Oh well, better late than never. Congrats Matthew on making the list.


    Declared Bust

    1. Mize - April 15th
    2. Candelario - April 19th
    3. Barnhart - April 20th
    4. Baddoo - May 5th
    5. Manning - May 24th

    Next on Bust List

    1. Rodriguez
    2. Baez
     
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