Detroit Tigers Thread: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    Lmao. Fuck Avila. You know you suck when guitar hero boy is calling you out

     
  2. smeegsgreen

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  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    We gotta fire the hitting coach before tomorrow’s game, right?
     
  4. ~ taylor ~

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    Scott Cool-bye
     
  5. MG2

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    We've had some atrocious offensive teams in the last 25 years, and somehow this seems like the worst.
     
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  6. spartanchuck

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    Seems?
     
  7. Tug

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    They’re just tired
     
  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    can you confirm MG2 ?
     
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  9. MG2

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    This "tired" thing is the weirdest and dumbest troll you do. I get that MSU fans on here apparently don't like me, but this is such a weird chew toy to hang on to. I'm not even the one who called Quintana tired. You idiots were.
     
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  10. spartanchuck

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    Don’t lump us idiots together. I know like 5 people in real life on this board. I don’t not like anyone.

    Unless I put them on mute like 5 years ago and forgot.
     
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  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    what were you trying to imply in this post then?

     
  12. Lip

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    get his ass, vin. Hate that guy
     
  13. MG2

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    That he only had 100 plate appearances to that point, it was his first ever pro experience, that he had already played a college season before that and maybe that played into some of the struggles.
     
  14. Vinegar Strokes

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    aka he was tired.
     
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  15. Tug

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    I don’t think you’re properly judging how weird we are
     
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  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    yikes. Let the excuses keep coming.

     
  17. smeegsgreen

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    Even if these guys come back we will still be the same, they pitch - they don’t hit!
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    these guys are trash anyways. Brieske is just as good as Manning, and that’s not saying much
     
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  19. smeegsgreen

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    A collection of 5th starter pitchers minus Skubal
     
  20. ~ taylor ~

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    They're both going to end up getting Tommy John surgery.
     
  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    they’re probably just tired. They’ll be fine.
     
  22. Lip

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    Can always count on you to beat that horse
     
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  23. DetroitNole

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    Is the horse dead or just tired too?
     
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  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    Baez fucking sucks. Might go down as one of worst contracts in team history (besides Cabrera).
     
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  25. DetroitNole

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    Riley Greene rehab game tonight in Lakeland

    Jobe also starting. Jobe 1st inning 2 walks, a balk but 2 k and no runs.
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    It’s the year 2027. The tigers still suck ass, and Avila is still the GM. The Tigers announce they are shutting Jobe down for the next 30 days due to forearm tightness.

    the #Michigan State Spartans posters claim he is tired, and MG2 gets all upset.
     
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  27. MG2

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    I will be livid
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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    I'll stroke out in '27 when they try to run Jobe out in Erie for a rehab start and he makes it 12 pitches then they announce he's getting TJ surgery 2 weeks later.
     
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  29. DeToxRox

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    You know who is tired? Me, tired of watching this shit.
     
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  30. MG2

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    :drumroll:
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    Javier Baez is tired of seeing pitches.

     
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  32. smeegsgreen

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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    if he was making $500k he would be. Everyone hated the signing when it happen. He fucking sucks.
     
  34. DetroitNole

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    Sadly 4 other guys who played today had worse BA than him and a 5th the same as him. Have to DFA half the fucking offense on this team
     
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  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    What will Avila’s excuse be when Riley Green is hitting under .200 after 30 games.
     
  36. nofatchildren

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    Needs time to recover.

    That was easy. Next question?
     
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  37. smeegsgreen

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    Tired
     
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  38. smeegsgreen

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    Hey Vinegar Strokes how’s Bobby Witt Jr doing compared to Torkelbust?
     
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  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    there are rookies getting called up now that have been more productive then him.
     
  40. Vinegar Strokes

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  41. smeegsgreen

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    AAA lineup
     
  42. DetroitNole

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    We just had an inning where the opposing pitcher threw 9 balls and 4 strikes (not all strikes were in zone) and we only had 3 batters up in the inning and one struck out
     
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  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    Baez is like me playing MLB the show. Swings at every fucking pitch, even if it’s 5 feet out of the zone.
     
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  44. BleedinGreen

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    The stat of him only seeing 17 pitches in his last 10 AB’s they flashed earlier was insane. Followed up by a 2 pitch pop-up.
     
  45. smeegsgreen

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    Brieske is not the answer, 3 homers today
     
  46. MG2

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    It is insane how every starter keeps getting hurt. I can't remember a year like this and we're only 2 months in.
     
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  47. DetroitNole

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    And yet it's our offense that makes us one of the worst teams in the league
     
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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Gotta fire Steve Chase. This is unacceptable.
     
  49. DeToxRox

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  50. smeegsgreen

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    Holding out some hope for when Meadows and Greene come back