Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    Hard throwing righty with no command, or a weak hitting infielder. Take your pick.
     
  2. DeToxRox

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    Fenech looking to become the Valenti of print, I guess?

    Miguel Cabrera was the first to walk out of the Detroit Tigers’ clubhouse on Thursday afternoon — many minutes before reporters were permitted entrance — eventually followed by teammates, coaches and officials who wanted to forget about this game, too.

    Cabrera wore a sweatshirt that read, “IT’S EVERYDAY BRO,” which is the third-most disliked YouTube video of all-time, the Internet tells me, with 4.2 million "dislikes." At that moment, after they were slapped, again and again, by the Athletics, 17-3, I could not think of three more embarrassing losses in my four-plus years on the Tigers’ beat — but you might want to check back with me after the season ends.

    Soon after that, I received an unprompted text from a National League talent evaluator.

    “I’ll tell ya what,” he said. “This Toledo team is just sad to watch. Is it any better up there in Detroit?”
     
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  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    At least he’s not a shill like McCoskey
     
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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    And I’m probably in the minority here, but I like Fenech
     
  5. DeToxRox

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    I’m not unconvinced that you aren’t him
     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    Gardenhire is shuffling the lineup up. We will score 5 runs today

     
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  7. Vinegar Strokes

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    Gotta love it smeegsgreen . Gonna get swept. We have Soto on the mound tomorrow.
     
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  8. smeegsgreen

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    Fuck yeah tank get #1 pick and fire Avila
     
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  9. Vinegar Strokes

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    We are tanking bro. Next week is a huge series against Miami.
     
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  10. smeegsgreen

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    Perfect timing to lose 10 straight
     
  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    A’s have won 15 in a row against Tigers.
     
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  12. smeegsgreen

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    It’s unfortunate we can’t play them the rest of the season
     
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  13. DeToxRox

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    So it looks like Derek Hill hasn’t sucked in Erie this season, though I wouldn’t say he’s tearing the cover off the ball either.

    Is it safe to assume he will replace Cameron in Toledo when Daz gets the call, or is there any way Hill leapfrogs Cameron for a cup of coffee this season?
     
  14. Vinegar Strokes

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    Who knows. They both do not walk, so they will get destroyed by MLB pitching.

    Hill is a 4th OF. Cameron is a replacement level CF.
     
  15. DeToxRox

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    Racist
     
  16. Constant

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    Unfair. Vin hates all races equally.
     
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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    I’m an equal opportunity hater
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Shit we might win today. Hopefully the rain gets here before the 5th
     
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  19. Vinegar Strokes

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    Okay. Now rain please hold off for an hour
     
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  20. smeegsgreen

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    Fuck rain delay in 7th does that mean we lose?
     
  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    If they don’t resume the game
     
  22. smeegsgreen

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    Just retire already
     
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  23. Vinegar Strokes

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    Waldon or Perez?
     
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  24. smeegsgreen

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    Both so they can get married then shipped to mars for their honeymoon
     
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  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wtf the game has been suspended. Wasn’t it an official game?
     
  26. MG2

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    You can't call it official if the teams played 6.5 innings, the home team is trailing and the away team scored the go-ahead 2 runs in the top of the 7th.
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK
     
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  28. Vinegar Strokes

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  29. smeegsgreen

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    Fuck yeah let’s do it boys
     
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  30. smeegsgreen

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    For real though if we get swept by the Marlins somebody has to get fired right?
     
  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    I would think Avila gets fired. Maybe they wait until after draft though
     
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  32. smeegsgreen

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    One can only hope man
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    Looking forward to losing a lot of 2-1 and 1-0 games in a couple years

     
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    Who are good GM candidates? Aside from Keith Law, of course.
     
  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    James Holzhauer
     
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  36. Fusiontegra

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    I’m sure the #New York Mets GM is available.
     
  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    Marlins doing everything they can to blow this game. FUCK
     
  38. smeegsgreen

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    Well there goes the #1 pick
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK
     
  40. smeegsgreen

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    How low does Harrison’s batting average have to go until he’s DFA’d?
     
  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    They fucking walked Stewart who is hitting .175 to get to Harrison.
     
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  42. smeegsgreen

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    That’s such a slap in the face wow
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    We have four every day players hitting .180 or less. Pathetic.
     
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  44. smeegsgreen

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    Great for tanking and showing Avila the door
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Win win!
     
  46. MG2

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    I think you guys are setting yourselves up for disappointment if you think losing big is going to get Avila fired. I think it's a lot more likely he gets extended sometime before opening day 2020 than it is he gets fired. That's the payoff to talking as openly about the "rebuild" like he is.

    The problem with the org right now isn't even the MLB club. It's that the majority of every day minor leaguers have gotten off to shitty starts combined with no legit young pieces on the big league roster. And that's not getting Avila fired, because who do you think is talking to Ilitch about the young guys? It's Avila, and he'll paint a very rosy picture because of course he would.
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK