Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

Toronto’s rebuild is sure looking better than ours man. They have an actual lineup of young guns. I know they’re playing us but still. 12-0 fuck LFG

 

Yep. I pointed that out weeks ago. They play like 7 guys in their lineup Under the age of 26

 

Fuck yeah let’s go. Avila great work! Let’s extend him through 2040 Vinegar Strokes

 

It’s somewhat comical we can’t even have Shane Greene showcase himself closing out games to improve his trade value because we’re such dogshit.

 

Lol

 

I've given up on the idea of Boyd getting dealt. Gardenhire was quoted as saying something like "we're not trading him for players who are 3-4 years away because we already have enough of those." I might have thrown something after reading it.

 

Fuck Gardenhire. He has no say in organizational moves

 

Lol

 

The tank is real

 

Saw a tweet earlier this week saying Gardenhire at least suggested that Turnbull and Norris were on their way towards getting shut down at some point due to an innings limit. The thought of this pitching staff down the stretch being even worse than it has been the last 3 months is amazing.

 

43 wins is gonna be tough to get to man

 

Ryan Carpenter will be our Ace come September

 

FUCK

can’t lose them all

 

Love Soto

 

Just shut it down at this point. All of it. I can't follow this shit any more.

 

FUCK

he’s done

 

Reports came out yesterday (possibly earlier, I don't know) that we asked the Nats for Carter Kieboom in a Shane Greene trade. Kieboom is universally considered a top 25 prospect.

We're reaching the point where people won't call or answer Avila, given the price tag he's putting on guys. And the fact that this stuff is leaking every time says pretty much everything in terms of the level of respect his fellow GMs have for him.

 

This organization is closely approaching pistons level of pathetic

 

I would take this version of the Pistons' front office/coaching staff all day over this version of the Tigers front office/coaching staff. Not even close.

 

Really could have used a couple of these days for Matt Boyd over the last month.

 

After this start, Avila is going to call up the Rays and see if they'll give us Wander Franco for Tyler Alexander. Seems reasonable since Alexander has 6 years of control left.

 

LFG.

 

After that stat line I don’t think Franco would be enough. Throw in their #2 as welll

 

FUCK AVILA

 

And there goes Shane Greens trade value

Unreal

 

Does one swing really kill it though?

 

He’s blown like his last two save opportunities

 

Suck a nick dick. It’s not that bad

 

Vinegar Strokes LFG

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/07/tigers-sign-edwin-jackson.html

 

Vinegar Strokes got the option to go to the angels tigers game next week. I work 5 minutes from the stadium but not sure if it’s worth the time and money. Thoughts?

 

You should go. Have fun

 

How far is the peeler?

 

Honestly, soCal has shit peelers. I guess the closest one would be 35 minutes so too far. That’s an important factor because peeler post game is a must.

 

Just go to Disney instead?

 

Huh?

 

Haha...I obviously missed on this one.

Isn't Disneyland 10 min away? You know, go there instead of a peeler?

 

This is an awful idea Chuck. Why don’t you just tell him to go to Home Depot

 

I prefer Menards these days.

 

smeegsgreen will your wife let you go?

 

She’ll be there too bro.

 

Our 2nd round pick Quintana, has 10 errors in like 25 games. He was supposed to have good defense. Great scouting

Oh and he’s also hitting like .200

 

Hostile workplace case waiting to happen.