Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Constant

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    Think of the payroll savings!!
     
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yikes. Imagine if Baez puts up these stats. You’d have no choice but to fire Avila.

     
  3. Joe Louis

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    Kiley McDaniel (ESPN) put out his top 100, Jobe and Dingler both in there, 50ish/80ish respectively ...

    Jobe vid :warn:

     
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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Jobe will be a bust. Calling it now before he’s even thrown a professional pitch
     
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  5. MG2

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  6. MG2

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    Remember that time we signed Javy Baez to that contract? The lockout making me forget that for parts of the last three months is the only good thing to come out of it.
     
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  7. Joe Louis

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    pro-Javy deal over here :bananallama:
     
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  8. Constant

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    That first sound of popping catchers mitts in the spring :ohgosh:
     
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  9. smeegsgreen

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    Fangraphs top 114 has tork at 5 greene 6 jobe 33 dingler 108.
     
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  10. MG2

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  11. smeegsgreen

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    Didn’t suck
     
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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    Paraphrasing Showgirls in this 2022nd year of our Lord is quite a flex.
     
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  13. DeToxRox

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  14. smeegsgreen

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    Keith Law: Jobe sucks until I say otherwise
     
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  15. Constant

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    To be fair, I don't think Law says that he's not good. It's that he automatically sandbags the rating of a HS pitcher draft pick/early prospect due to the higher likelihood of flameout vs. a guy 3-4 years older.
     
  16. Joe Louis

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    there's no need to be fair with Klaw :theswarm:
     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    Somebody should read his top 100 and figure out when he starts to consider high school pitchers as prospects. Shouldn't be until their 4th year as a professional, right?
     
  18. MG2

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    This piece of shit inherited a team from his dad, immediately tanked spending in order to rebuild for 4 years, and now stands in the way of baseball being played by being a fucking douche.

    Just sell the team already, asshole.

     
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  19. Vinegar Strokes

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    We know he’s a cheap fuck, but why would he be against it? He’s never going to spend up to that level. Makes no sense
     
  20. Tug

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    It increases the limit before big pocket teams pay taxes. Makes him less competitive for the $ but also reduces the $ of tax redistrubutions
     
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  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    makes sense. Thanks
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    The fucking Angels are more frustrating to me. They are trying to save themselves from themselves.
     
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  23. DeToxRox

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    Angels are a joke but Illitch being one of the four is a complete joke. The District Detroit debacle just adds to my annoyance with him and his family.
     
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  24. ~ taylor ~

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    I agree that Illitch sux too
     
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  25. MG2

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    Have they done anything with the area around LCA after they got the $300M or whatever it was in $$ from the state?
     
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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    they put up some parking lots
     
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  27. Tug

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    Tax payers should not be funding billionaires businesses. I’m sick of this shit, close your franchise if you can’t afford a place to play. We can watch teams with sustainable business models
     
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  28. smeegsgreen

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    Can Ishbai be our king like he is for msu football?
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    illitch will never sell. Too profitable.
     
  30. smeegsgreen

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    Only way to wake him up is to stop eating at little Caesar’s (looking at myself)
     
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  32. MG2

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    Good news: Baseball is back.

    Bad news: We're going to have to watch Javy Baez play in a month.
     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    He's very exciting
     
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    Baez come back player of the year.
     
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  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    We plan on being active in free agency, or no?
     
  36. smeegsgreen

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    No our owner is cheap
     
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    fucking cheap fuck. That’s why I stopped buying hot and ready. Fuck Chris Ilitch
     
  38. MG2

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    I wouldn't be surprised if we add another starter somewhere, but I doubt it will be a big name.

    I would love for us to go in for Conforto, but I doubt that happens.
     
  39. smeegsgreen

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    This team is close, not adding more pieces now makes it seem like rich trust fund boy doesn’t care about wins
     
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  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    We probably still have an opening at starting pitching right? Mize, Skubal, Manning, and Rodriguez. Isn’t Turnbull out for season?

    offensively, only really hole is in OF. If we are banking on Greene making team, then we have Grossman and Baddoo who is probably a platoon.
     
  41. MG2

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    I think this might be true on some level, but the pitchers on the market aren't good so I don't want them to go big there.

    I'd love to see them add a bat like Conforto, but part of that is because I don't really trust that Baddoo's rookie year is going to get exponentially better going forward. I hope I'm wrong there, but given Avila's history of valuing any young player who does anything good, I don't see them signing up to be in a position where someone like him is suddenly a 4th OF.
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Opening Day Roster

    1. C - Barnhardt
    2. 1B. - Torkelson
    3. 2B - Schoop
    4. SS - Baez
    5. 3b - Candelario
    6. OF - Greene
    7. OF - Grossman
    8. OF - Baddoo
    9. OF - Reyes
    10. OF - Cameron
    11. IF - Castro
    12. IF. - Castro
    13. UT / C - Hasse
    14. SP - Skubal
    15. SP - Manning
    16. SP - Mize
    17. SP - Rodriguez
    18. SP - Alexander
    19. RP - Soto
    20. RP. - Fulmer
    21. RP. - Jimenez
    22. RP - Cisnero
    23. Open
    24. Open
    25. Open
    26. Open
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    I think I can pencil in a guy at 23 to DH. Was that the joke?
     
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  44. MG2

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  45. smeegsgreen

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    Fuck the cubs and fuck Correa and fuck trust fund pizza boy
     
  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    No
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    How the fuck did he get $ 5 million?

     
  48. smeegsgreen

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    He’s horrible so good for him
     
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  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Can’t believe I forgot to put Cabrera on that list. Unfortunately he’s not going anywhere.
     
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  50. smeegsgreen

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    Cabrera is going to hit 25 homers with Tork protection
     
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