Detroit Tigers Thread: Whatevs

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    So Zimmerman’s is front runner for act Young?
     
  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Here comes the gas can Shane Green. Game over
     
  3. MG2

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    We have struck out 6 times in 26 pitches the last two innings. That seems not great.
     
  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Garden hire was hyping up the offense on the radio this morning. I’m not seeing it.
     
  5. Joe Louis

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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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  7. Wendel Clark

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  8. Constant

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    So, for those of us not in a position to follow this game, my conclusion from these posts is:

    Zim went 7 innings of no-hit or close.

    We won

    Stewart launched a bomb that may or may not have won it


    Close?
     
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  9. MG2

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Joe Louis

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  11. MG2

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    Not giving up there, but at some point he needs to pitch

     
  12. Joe Louis

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    Frustrating ...
     
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  13. MG2

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    This is multiple shoulder issues in back-to-back years, I believe. If he comes back in 4-6 weeks and is fine the rest of the way, it's not awful because they were probably going to cap him around 90 innings, anyway because he's missed so much time. Hard to have much faith he'll be able to pitch 4 months without incident at this point, though.
     
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  14. Vinegar Strokes

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  15. DirtBall

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    Confusing thread title is confusing. Guessing you meant to post this on the Royals thread.
     
  16. Celemo

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    Idk what you’re talking about guy
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Oh yeeee king of the edits...
     
  18. DeToxRox

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    Guys, I’m starting to think we don’t have a potent offense
     
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  19. MG2

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    At least the x-rays on Cabrera's hand were okay
     
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  20. smeegsgreen

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    He already got hurt?
     
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  21. MG2

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    Got hit by a pitch and was pulled from the game to get X-rays.
     
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  22. Vinegar Strokes

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  23. Vinegar Strokes

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    Just need to wait until the weather warms up again
     
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  24. Constant

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    Ay least it was hands and not legs. Those leg things kill a whole season for him.
     
  25. Wendel Clark

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  26. DeToxRox

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    The playoffs aren’t even over and you’ve transitioned back to being a Jays fan.
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    Sup.
     
  28. Constant

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    Leafs have always been my favorite non-Wings franchise, so :respek: Wendel Clark

    Comes from growing up on 70's/80's HNIC
    :canada:
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Lol Craig Monroe just said Tigers will average 4.5 to 5 runs a game this year.

    Which is like 750-800 for an entire season. What a fucking slap
     
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  30. Joe Louis

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    Miggy is in the lineup :blessed:
     
  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    Maybe we can score 1 run today.
     
  32. smeegsgreen

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    Don’t count on it
     
  33. Brocktoon

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    31 regular innings and counting without scoring a run. Has to be nearing a record to open the season
     
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  34. MG2

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  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    24 innings and counting.
     
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  36. smeegsgreen

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    Tank baby tank
     
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  37. smeegsgreen

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    Media fucks who thought this team would be better than last year’s can go jump off of a cliff
     
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  38. MG2

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    We were 0-3 to start last year :idk:
     
  39. MG2

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    I would say something about our offense being amazing now, but I'm scared we're about to give these runs right back.
     
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  40. MG2

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    Matt Moore is waiting for an apology from Vinegar Strokes after this start. What do you guys think we can get for him in a trade?
     
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  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    Probably the same pile of shit we got for Fiers.
     
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  42. smeegsgreen

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    Jimenez is a stud
     
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  43. smeegsgreen

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    Isn’t the Rogers center indoors? I thought miggy couldn’t hit in cold weather only. 0-6 2Ks 4LOB
     
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  44. smeegsgreen

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    Wow the tigers scored
     
  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK
     
  46. MG2

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    Jordan Zimmermann, starter of the 2019 All-Star Game.
     
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  47. Joe Louis

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    Freaking love Goodrum :yousoright:
     
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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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  49. dblplay1212

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    You're weird.
     
  50. smeegsgreen

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    Fuck Chapman
     
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