Detroit Tigers Thread: Whatevs

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Vinegar Strokes

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  2. smeegsgreen

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    It’s like clockwork man.
     
  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    I bet Alexander doesn’t make it out of the 2nd inning
     
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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    FUCK

    still time to blow the lead though.
     
  6. smeegsgreen

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    Yikes this team might not win much at all going forward. That was a joke way to lose
     
  7. Celemo

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    Have been doing a Star Wars rewatch with the kids. Currently watching A New Hope

    Meatball: wait...how does Obi Wan not recognize R2-D2
    Kendall: or C3-P0, this is bull crap

    Me: ((I have no answers)) uh....

    Edit: wrong thread...but still
     
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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Listen to this call? Douchebag Shepard acting like we won the World Series

     
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  9. Tug

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    Sounds like an opportunity to explain Alzheimer’s
     
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  10. Vinegar Strokes

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    What’s your prediction? We are half way through the season with 27 wins. I think less than 50 wins is a realistic possibility. LFG
     
  11. smeegsgreen

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    Under 50 and 1st pick
     
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  12. smeegsgreen

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    Boyd’s fastball is great
     
  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    Let’s hope the Astros are watching
     
  14. smeegsgreen

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    Fuck! Well who cares. Honestly Avila will not find somebody better than Boyd
     
  15. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck. We are going to win, and Boyd pitched like shit
     
  16. smeegsgreen

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    13K 0 walks But can’t get out of 5th. It’s correctable
     
  17. RalfBully

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    Pretty honored to have been around for all of this history
     
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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    It was limited to "since 1961" although you'd need to go back to the early 50's to find a couple years that would make that list.
     
  19. Constant

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  20. DeToxRox

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  21. smeegsgreen

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  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yo smeegsgreen . I’m feeling a sweep by the Red Sox? What about you?
     
  23. MG2

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    This is the Fangraphs write-up on Campos, for those who either didn't click or didn't see the blurb...

     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    When you’re a shit organization who hasn’t developed or scouted any positional prospects, im going to go with Tigers have no idea what they’re doing, and this guy will end up sucking ass.
     
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  25. smeegsgreen

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    Avila could just follow fangraphs rankings and do a better job
     
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  26. smeegsgreen

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    Yep. DD is gonna rub his nuts on Avila during the sweep
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

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  28. MG2

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    Sadly, I believe I called that one a while ago
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Well I guess we will be sucking ass for the next 5 years. Fuck Chris Ilitch.
     
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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    This is a sad day for the Tigers organization. We now have an owner that doesn’t give a shit about winning, and is setting the franchise back another 5 years.

    Nobody in their right mind would look at his body of work since he was hired, and think that deserves an extension. Our prospects suck outside of a couple of guys (one he didn’t draft, and one got by being first pick)

    Our low A team that is loaded with draft picks from past two years has a worse record than the major league club.

    He decided to spend his first big free agents on Zimmerman, Pelfrey, Mark Lowe, Aviles. He gave $6 mil this year to that heaping pile of shit Mercier.

    Traded the best pitcher in franchise history, and got back no premier players.
     
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  31. smeegsgreen

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    Does this mean we are gonna suck for quite some time?
     
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  32. MG2

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    Apparently Al hasn't been talking to Vinegar Strokes and smeegsgreen in the streets, and both of you need to up their fan mail game.
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    What’s Avila’s email? I’ll send him some fan mail.
     
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  35. Tug

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    Is it going to say anything other than “suck our dicks”?
     
  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yes. I will at least personalize the email. Al, suck our dicks.
     
  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    Avila said Casey Mize threw 46 pitches for the Gulf Coast League team today. I checked box score, and he’s not listed. Anyone know what he’s talking about? MG2
     
  38. smeegsgreen

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    Find it and we can double down on the hate mail
     
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  39. MG2

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    Must have been a simulated game or some type of intersquad thing with one of the two GCL teams. The other one played a game today, so it must have been an unofficial thing.
     
  40. DeToxRox

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  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yeah I used it to wipe my ass.
     
  42. MG2

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    On the same day Avila's extension was announced, the Tigers' top four minor league teams played five games (Toledo had a DH). They were shut out in three of them, and WM was held to 1 run as they went 0-5 on the day. That sounds about right.
     
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  43. Vinegar Strokes

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  44. smeegsgreen

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    Illitch was impressed with the signing thus contract extension
     
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  45. MG2

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    This tweet made me laugh and cry simultaneously.

     
  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yet we have an old reject as our manager, and players who openly admit they don’t believe in that shit
     
  47. smeegsgreen

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    I would pay Jeff Riger to ask Cabrera what his thoughts were on this. Cabrera would probably have no clue what WAR is and explode on him.
     
  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    I hope that piece of shit retires after this season.
     
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  49. Vinegar Strokes

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  50. Vinegar Strokes

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