Detroit Tigers Thread: Whatevs

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  1. Tug

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    Who will you give us to do this?
     
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  2. Degausser

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    Shane Greene
     
  3. Tug

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    No thanks
     
  4. smeegsgreen

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    This was a very good series vs a shit Texas team. I’m only disappointed Boyd didn’t fight bitch boy Odor.

    I think it’s a 11 game series unless FSD was wrong but I say we end up 3-8 at best.
     
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  5. MG2

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  6. smeegsgreen

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    Huh?
     
  7. MG2

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    He was looking through posts from before the season and liked some of mine that look awful now. Dear lord was I wrong on some aspects of this team.
     
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  8. RalfBully

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    Lol vin is great. He loves this thread more than he likes getting his dick sucked
     
  9. DeToxRox

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    Fenech is being a total fuckwad today but its directed at McCosky so I don’t know how to feel



     
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  10. DeToxRox

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    Didn’t someone call this?

     
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  11. MG2

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    Can we somehow repeat the Rod/Mario debacle from last year with some beat writers and get rid of more idiots?
     
  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Holy fuck. Was just coming to post this. Love Fenech
     
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  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    I posted this on April 15th. Not sure how I feel about having the same opinion as Avila and Chadd..

     
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  14. MG2

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    I mean, I posted these gems
     
  15. Joe Louis

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    This is why we can't trust the robots man :whyioughta:
     
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  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    What happened?
     
  17. Joe Louis

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    MG2 bot failed us ...
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    So who are we going to call up to replace Zimmermann?
     
  19. buckwild

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    This would be amazing for everyone's college team internet beat group. I'd pay an insane sum to watch a Royal Rumble of the OSU beat buffoons.
     
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  20. smeegsgreen

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    Carpenter
     
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  21. Vinegar Strokes

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    Nice. LFG

    great loss tonight.
     
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  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    David Chadd compared Demeritte to Tori Hunter on the radio today. Said they’ve liked him for a while. Even though they passed on him in the Rule 5 twice. You can’t make this shit up.
     
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  23. Tug

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    They didn’t pick Tori Hunter in the Rule 5 draft either
     
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  24. smeegsgreen

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  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    Did Fenech get suspended? He wasn’t at game yesterday or today.
     
  26. smeegsgreen

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    Prob fired man
     
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  27. smeegsgreen

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    Derimette is trash. Talk about having a golden opportunity and just suck.
     
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  28. Vinegar Strokes

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    He’s the next Tori Hunter
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    He's gotta be out the door as a Tigers beat guy and probably has a job out of Detroit, to feel comfortable putting another beat guy on blast.

    Or he's a drunk.
     
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  30. spartanchuck

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    I know some people that went to high school with him. Said he was a complete dbag back then. Not sure if that changed or not.
     
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  31. smeegsgreen

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    I think Moss exposed him for sexual harassment and a DUI years back
     
  32. Vinegar Strokes

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    Just watched the highlights of the game today. You’re not kidding lol. He might be worse than Nick in the outfield.
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    Great game today smeegsgreen . What’s your prediction for the Royals series?
     
  36. DeToxRox

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  37. smeegsgreen

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    4-0 Tigers 0%
    3-1 Tigers 0%
    2-2 Tigers 0%
    1-3 Tigers 0%
    0-4 Tigers 100%
     
  38. Brocktoon

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  40. smeegsgreen

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    120 games is happening. Team is worse than dog shit.
     
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  41. MG2

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    Good. I'm afraid he's going to kill someone at some point. Throwing 100 and having no clue where it's going is dangerous as hell.
     
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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    I thought he was one of our best relievers. Why we release him?
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    Great fucking draft. They reached 10 rounds early for that guy trying to be the smartest in the room
     
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  44. Brocktoon

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    Just looked it up and it's even wors than I thought. Faedo is the only player that can even be considered a marginal prospect. Don't think I've seen anyone else appear on their Top 30 prospect list. Avila is bad at his job.

    1 (18) -- Alex Faedo, RHP, Florida

    2 (57) -- Reynaldo Rivera, OF, Chipola College

    3 (95) -- Joey Morgan, C, Washington

    4 (125) -- Gio Arriera, RHP, Palm Beach CC

    5 (155) -- Sam McMillan, C, Suwannee HS (Live Oak, Fla.)

    6 (185) -- Dane Myers, RHP, Rice

    7 (215) -- Brad Bass, RHP, Notre Dame

    8 (245) -- Max Green, LHP, Pepperdine

    9 (275) -- Luke Burch, CF, Kent State

    10 (305) -- Garrett McCain, CF, Oklahoma State

    11 -- Garett King, RHP, California Baptist

    12 -- Will Vest, RHP, Stephen F. Austin

    13 -- Cole Peterson, SS, St. Bonaventure

    14 -- Antoine Mistico, CF, Chandler (Ariz.) HS

    15 -- Teddy Hoffman, RF, Texas State

    16 -- Carson Lance, RHP, Lamar

    17 -- Billy Lescher, RHP, Penn

    18 -- Dylan Rosa, LF, Kent State

    19 -- Ryan Karstetter, 3B, State College of Florida - Manatee

    20 -- Dylan Burdeaux, 1B, Southern Mississippi

    21 -- Jordan Pearce, 3B, Nevada - Reno

    22 -- Colby Bortles, 3B, Mississippi

    23 -- Mitchell Stalsberg, LHP, Winona State

    24 -- Jordan Knutson, LHP, Missouri State

    25 -- Dylan Stock, RHP, Binghamton

    26 -- Drew Crosby, LHP, Memphis

    27 -- Jake Bivens, UTL, Michigan

    28 -- Cameron Warner, 2B, TCU

    29 -- Grant Reuss, LHP, Michigan

    30 -- Kyle Thomas, RHP, Northwestern Ohio

    31 -- Nick Storz, RHP, Poly Prep Country Day School (Brooklyn, N.Y.)

    32 -- Drew Carlton, RHP, Florida State

    33 -- Jake Nelson, RHP, Penn

    34 -- Ronell Coleman, CF, Vanderbilt

    35 -- Jeff Criswell, RHP, Portage (Mich.) Central HS

    36 -- Jesse Heikkinen, LHP, Holt (Mich.) HS

    37 -- Shane Cooper, SS, Hutchinson CC

    38 -- Steven Mann, CF, Detroit Country Day School (Farmington Hills, Mich.)

    39 -- Jack Leftwich, RHP, TNXL Academy (Maitland, Fla.)

    40 -- Rhys Cratty, 2B, Langley (British Columbia) SS
     
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  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    Jeff Criswell (35th) round will likely be re-drafted in first couple of rounds next year. But other than that, they all suck ass.
     
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  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Alright guys I will be posting updates throughout the rest of the season. We need to go 9-41 to have the worst record in franchise history.

    In our last 50 games we are 9-41. So it’s definitely possible.

    LFG
     
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  48. MG2

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    I'm really interested to read the prospect reports before next season about Skubal. The numbers are insane. He's got 56 Ks right now in 26 AA innings. That doesn't even seem possible. But he throws the FB so much that I wonder how good his breaking balls really are. There's got to be something special about his fastball that lets him dominate like this right now.
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    What does his FB top out at? He must have some secondary pitches if he’s getting all these strikeouts.
     
  50. MG2

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    I think he's generally in the 93-95 range, and maybe touches a bit higher. Seems like he's got a slider and a curveball that are both useful, but he allegedly throws around 70% fastballs. There aren't a ton of starting pitchers having huge success doing that right now, and I'm curious if there's just something about his fastball that plays up to allow him to do that.