Devine's Bar

Is that Iron Mickey's line of home brews? Why didn't I know about this

 

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I'm rolling in a cooler of Purple Jesus and parking it in the corner. $2 a solo cup. I'm not affiliated with the bar, so keep it quiet.

 

wow ?

 

botomless mimosas and build your own bloody marys tomorrow

 

if you have to ask you cant afford it lol

 

I would like a water

And is there chewing gum behind the bar?

 

Trying to get out of bed lol

 

Hey devine I'm on University Ave in FW at Buffalo Brothers right next to your drunk spot Dutchs Hamburgers.

The wife was reminiscing about you getting scolded by the police for falling into the road as we walked to the game.

Good times.

 

I'm selling dollar jello shots out of my backpack tonight, over by the dart board. Also, we're snorting ketamine.

 

Hey guys I brought my family. 8 kids' menus, please!

 

Jello shots on me.

 

Spoilering for those who have already seen in SEC thread

Spoiler

 

Saw more WVU flags at Battle of Bristol besides VT- UT

Someone play the long verison of Get Ready - Rare Earth . Im out of touchtunes credits

 

Pull yourself together man holy shit you have a bar to run

 

I'm still going to blow this motherfucker up.

 

i see you talk the talk but you're not walking the walk big guy

 

I don't even recognize your username.

 

Hi, are there any specials for tonight's anticipated matchup between the Mean Green of North Texas and the Florida Gators? TIA.

 

Irish Car Bombs.

 

I got $20 for who ever wants to fart in my mouth

 

shit i'll do it for free

 

I said fart, asshole

 

It's cool guys. I just took a bottle of tequila from the well and no one noticed. $1 shots in the bathroom. Get a handy for an extra $2.

 

Who keeps playing Bieber on the jukebox

 

Who has the K. I'll settle for H. If you can cop some pure opium I'll blow you.

Also, down for some crack, but just to save for later.

Or Xanax.

Or klonopin.

Or some raw ether.

Or a tank.

 

At Devines bar/Oktoberfest I had some Paulaner Oktoberfest... I ended up leaving and getting pluckers in Addison so drinking a Dr. pepper in celebration of dumptime now.

 

Idk I don't have any of that but I'd blow you for a twenty.

 

If you fart in my mouth, I'll blow you?

 

Is it too late now to say sorry?

 

You know you're posting in a farva account.

dump

 

I just jerked off in the bathroom.

Guess where I came.

 

UncleJesse

 

I mean, that's my guess. I wasn't just tagging him.

 

I thought all accounts were Farva accounts....hell I'm a farva account.

 

Can we keep each other company

 

We're back open baby

 

I don't see willie in here