Devine's Bar

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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Well, he is Fancy. Lol.
     
    #2201 Boo MFer!, Dec 4, 2021
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  2. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I just saw the Oregon score and Fancy this one is on me buddy lol
     
    #2202 devine, Dec 4, 2021
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  3. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Can I just order some ibuprofen and 2 pitchers of water? I’ll sit quietly in the corner and promise I’ll order a lot of booze later
     
    #2203 blind dog, Dec 4, 2021
  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    We only have expired Tylenol take it or leave it ($5)
     
    #2204 devine, Dec 4, 2021
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  5. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    looks like the agents from the FDA will be paying your bar a visit, enjoy prison
     
    #2205 blind dog, Dec 4, 2021
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  6. C Yank

    C Yank #WalkOffCoach
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    round of well tequila shots to celebrate for the #Oregon Ducks
     
    #2206 C Yank, Dec 11, 2021
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  7. C Yank

    C Yank #WalkOffCoach
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    make it a double for our friend Daniel Ocean
     
    #2207 C Yank, Dec 11, 2021
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  8. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Cold ish and cloudy in Austin today and made me miss living in Maine, so I made my favorite drink from my favorite cocktail bar in Portland. Hope everyone enjoys their favorite drink today
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    #2208 Irush, Dec 11, 2021
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  9. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    What's this?
     
    #2209 Thoros of Beer, Dec 11, 2021
  10. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Called In Cold Blood

    1oz each of Rye, Vermouth and Cynar stirred
    1 cut of lemon peel with pith in it squeezed to get juice into glass
    Pinch of sea salt

    It is so damn good
     
    #2210 Irush, Dec 11, 2021
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  11. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    I own all these things, thanks!
     
    #2211 Thoros of Beer, Dec 11, 2021
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  12. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Just killed my fourth ghost and now I’m drinking sour monkeys. Ima be dumb drunk and bawling at the end of the bar when Bryce wins the Heisman
     
    #2212 TrustyPatches, Dec 11, 2021
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  13. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Awesome hope you enjoy it
     
    #2213 Irush, Dec 11, 2021
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  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #2214 bro, Jan 27, 2023
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  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I’m here to talk
     
    #2215 bro, Jan 27, 2023
  16. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Busch NA please.
     
    #2216 infected donkey, Jan 27, 2023
  17. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Coming right up!
     
    #2217 devine, Jan 27, 2023
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  18. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Pick a topic from the list then
     
    #2218 devine, Jan 27, 2023
  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Bud heavy is actually good
     
    #2219 bro, Jan 27, 2023
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  20. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    High life and a shot of fernet please
     
    #2220 Irush, Jan 27, 2023
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  21. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    1 or 2 of them. Any more is too much
     
    #2221 devine, Jan 27, 2023
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  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Draft can or bottle
     
    #2222 devine, Jan 27, 2023
  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    This place is still open? Don’t tell the health inspector! Lol
     
    #2223 Boo MFer!, Jan 27, 2023
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  24. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    bottle please
     
    #2224 Irush, Jan 27, 2023
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  25. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    On to the Miller Genuine Draft plz. This NA bs isn't cutting it!
     
    #2225 infected donkey, Jan 27, 2023
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  26. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    #2226 devine, Jan 27, 2023
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  27. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Bathrooms haven’t gotten any better I see.
     
    #2227 UncleJesse, Jan 27, 2023
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  28. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    You lost me at the fernet
     
    #2228 bro, Jan 27, 2023
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  29. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Just pee on yourself, that’s what the regulars do
     
    #2229 bro, Jan 27, 2023
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  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Some don’t stop at pee.

    cough Hoss Bonaventure cough
     
    #2230 Boo MFer!, Jan 27, 2023
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  31. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Barkeep, get this man a high life and a shot of Malort on my tab please
     
    #2231 Irush, Jan 27, 2023
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  32. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
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    The owner of this bar keeps on sending me mean texts about me not going to the Auburn WVU game even though I told him months ago I was going to Vegas for work. Anyways bartender give me a Mickey and a shit of malort.
     
    #2232 Corky Bucek, Jan 27, 2023
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  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Lol I’ve heard this place went down the toilet but this confirms it.
     
    #2233 Boo MFer!, Jan 27, 2023
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  34. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    finally someone else who drinks to have fun
     
    #2234 Irush, Jan 27, 2023
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  35. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Sorry nobody wants to work any more. Thanks president Brandon!
     
    #2235 devine, Jan 27, 2023
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  36. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    touch tunes is still not working 6 months later smh
     
    #2236 teel, Jan 27, 2023
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  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Bubba shot it. Lol
     
    #2237 devine, Jan 27, 2023
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  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Nothing but mountain jam on repeat. Best bang for your buck
     
    #2238 bro, Jan 27, 2023
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  39. myquarterback

    myquarterback functioning member
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    If I'm only going to drink two or three beers, what time should I start?
     
    #2239 myquarterback, Jan 27, 2023
  40. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Yesterday
     
    #2240 Irush, Jan 27, 2023
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  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Now
     
    #2241 bro, Jan 27, 2023
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  42. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Tomorrow
     
    #2242 devine, Jan 27, 2023
  43. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    What the hell? Did someone slip something in my drink last night? I woke up in this dump with a sore back. Looked in the mirror and saw this.

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    #2243 Boo MFer!, Jan 28, 2023
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  44. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Wow, I thought the health department shut this dive down years ago
     
    #2244 a.tramp, Jan 28, 2023
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  45. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    If you thought the inside was bad, you should see the pool at back.
     
    #2245 Boo MFer!, Jan 28, 2023
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  46. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    Hey man… No pooping in the cocaine room.
     
    #2246 bturns, Jan 28, 2023
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  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    That’s just what we told you so you would quit loitering
     
    #2247 devine, Jan 28, 2023
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  48. myquarterback

    myquarterback functioning member
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    Congrats!
     
    #2248 myquarterback, Jan 28, 2023
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  49. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Can’t drink all day if I don’t start now. Bucket of mickeys for myself por favor.
     
    #2249 Bruce Bowen, Jan 28, 2023
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  50. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I had never heard of fernet until Mike and the Moonpies
    Still haven't tried it tho
     
    #2250 bigred77, Jan 28, 2023
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