Devine's Bar

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  1. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    No time like the present imo
     
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  2. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    Hi id like to drop off my business card for the owner


    Today's customers are online. Do you have any photo backdrops for girls to take pictures in your bar?
    Devines bar has no social media presence, I can help
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    Hood b goode
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    Clients include: Eathan Edwards
     
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  3. IHHH

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    Forgetting Sarah Marshall just came on, what a day so far
     
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  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Congratulations, your business card has been selected and you win one free appetizer and a lifetime of special promotional offer text messages and emails
     
  5. IHHH

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    Do you wanna gag me?

    ..kind of now
     
  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I think you are looking for the bdsm thread
     
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  7. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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    2 fingers of 12 year old Glenlivet. Also a MoonPie and an RC on the side...

    [​IMG]
     
  8. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    I havent had a drink in January. Time to start today.
     
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  9. IHHH

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    go slow
     
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  10. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  11. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I've got one rolled if anyone wants to step out back for a minute
     
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  12. Baron

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    I’ll take a ice cold Busch light
     
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  13. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Would someone please change the TV from Impractical Jokers to the Buffalo - Kent State game by the time we get done.

    And get the farkle board out.
     
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  14. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Inside is fine
     
  15. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Draft or bottle
     
  16. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Currently being a cunt, I am having a nice jw 15 while watching kaleidoscope
     
  17. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    But the gf is out so I might get some McDonald’s to pair with that drink
     
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  18. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Show is ok
     
  19. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    i loved it, I know it’s not perfect but I like these types
     
  20. IHHH

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    But the last of us is the star, can’t wait
     
  21. Simon Templar

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    It smells really funny in here. If you guys need me I’m going to Chilis.
     
  22. Lip

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  23. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He doesn’t work here

    the only bottle service we have is busch light, Mickey ultras, and coors
     
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  24. Lip

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    One banquet beer plz
     
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  25. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Do you have any bagels?
     
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  26. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yes, a.tramp is overseeing that operation tonight
     
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  27. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Scratch that, tonight’s special is the American.

    Hammered thin chicken fried steak topped with American cheese. Served on a toasted brioche bun. Buns slathered in mayo and also ketchup, iceberg lettuce, dill pickles, and white onions.

    If you want it prepared differently than that, ask for an un-American and tell them the mods.
     
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  28. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’ll have what’s on special
     
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  29. IHHH

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  30. IHHH

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  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    We can’t afford all of this. Sorry but you are fired
     
  32. a.tramp

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    I have news for you buddy, you make good food and it pays for itself. Sorry someone had to tell you like this. Lmao.
     
  33. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Woah didn’t see that was the special. I’m not coming here again with prices so outrageous!
     
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  34. a.tramp

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    Fucking poor people. I told you not to open the bar on this side of the tracks devine .
     
    #2284 a.tramp, Feb 10, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2023
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  35. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yeah Im sure an audience full of skyline chili and Publix sub lovers are going to suddenly start paying the big bucks for your meals!
     
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  36. a.tramp

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    it is a chicken fried steak sandwich, that is like hamburger cost.
     
  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Guess we are going to act like you aren’t trying to throw it on brioche buns
     
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  38. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Barkeep, I’d like one buttery nipple please.
     
  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Lol play your cards right and you’ll get 2
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Lol oh wow this bar is dirty, and I don’t just mean the 6 inches of dust caked on the walls.
     
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  41. Daddy Rabbit

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    a.tramp melt me some country crock back there

    Boo apparently wants to lick my nipple.
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    When that butter is gone, throw some cookies in there for me to take home to the wife and kids, will ya?
     
  43. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He no longer works here
     
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  44. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Hey devine looks like you're busy but I noticed the only albums in the jukebox are 40 copies of Rob Zombie's Hellbilly Deluxe?

    Guess Dragula it is, boys.

     
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  45. a.tramp

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    You drive a clown car. You wanted me to serve bagels. Those are pieces of bread that cost more than a brioche bun does.

    And you didn’t fire me, I quit!
     
  46. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Perfect, we couldn’t afford unemployment anyways lol
     
  47. IHHH

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    I can step in and not work for free
     
  48. a.tramp

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    Come visit us all weekend in the vacant lot across the street from Devine’s Bar. We will be in a food trailer next to the crack house. We will be serving up American’s for $3.99 all weekend long.

    Or you can eat whatever Devine is able to scrounge up with his pro bono “chef.” I saw him dumpster diving at 2am behind the Albertson’s that lost power in the storm but I am sure it is totally unrelated to his weekend menu.

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  49. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Looks great :roll:
     
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  50. a.tramp

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