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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hoss Bonaventure, Feb 23, 2017.
If there's traffic I turn on my hazard lights and just go around it on the shoulder now. :shruggin:
if I saw you coming I'd pull half-way onto the shoulder so you couldn't get by.
cool, you are a bitch
My favorite dick move is to put it in a vagina
I leave my shopping cart right next to my car after I unload the groceries.
Boarding the subway before passengers can get off.
Thanks for the dents, prick
I throw shit out of the window at cars that try that shit.
Yeah I can make my dick move.
During holidays I go to the candy isle at stores and use my thumb to poke holes in those hollow chocolate bears.
Its satisfying asf.
What a disappointing thread given the thread title
A popular move of mine for on ramps that merge down to one lane - I'll just cruise right in the middle to cut off any asshole that thinks they've somehow earned the right to try and jump the line
Whoa man fuck you
Think of the children
I'm not a pedophile
that's why you're fat, Joe.
What about elevators? GoodForAnother
Not sure what I was expecting from this thread but it definitely involved pics.
you're that dick that has a vanity plate right??
Straight shot for me to get downtown every morning that gets congested bc of a long traffic light. There will be easily 200 cars lined up in the left lane with a full half mile stretch wide open in the right lane that ends up being turn only. I just cruise down the right lane until I see some slow driver or idiot playing on their phone that didn't notice traffic was moving again and slide right in front of them right around the intersection. Nobody harmed imo. So dick move or genius move?
I don't hold doors for people.
I slam it in their faces
I live in Arkansas, home of the absolute most non-aggressive drivers in the United States. No one would ever even think to do it because the vast majority of people driving have their head shoved up their asses.
This is acceptable. I refer to it as sniping, and I too look for people more interested in their phones than driving.
Edit: it becomes a dick move if the sniper decides to come to a complete stop and put on their blinker and beg for a spot, impeding the progress of others in the lane. Unfortunately this scenario also usually involves someone who was too busy on their phone to notice their lane ends.
If marcus were still here, he'd tell a lovely tale about Arkansas drivers and how fucking stupid they are... driving like 10 under the speed limit in the fast lane and refusing to pass any cars in the slow lane
All day brilliant move. You know you're going to be able to get over in front of a semi. They have to stay so many feet away from the car in front of them. The "rule of seconds".
I love boxing people in that ride my ass.
Wait this thread is about traffic?
Every. Fucking. Day. Everyone drives with 2-3 car lengths in between them as well and come to a stop to exit. When I first moved back a guy ahead of me kissed that wall on 49. He stopped his car in the left lane and got out to see the damage.
And moving dicks.
My uncle Jr taught me this when I was 10 years old...he'd take me to McDonald's and when we were done I'd get up to empty my tray. He'd say "whoa, waddayou doin....see that kid ova dere wiping da table? You want to put him outta of job?....put it down, let's go"
I passed it on to my kids, who will pass it on to theirs someday....
Should have hit him. Teach him a lesson
He was a few cars ahead of me but I would have thrown a handful of change at him for sure. I've also noticed people get in the left lane and then get scared of the wall and slow down to 30 because they are legit retards.
Made me lol, I bet uncle Junior was a gem
I used to go to the deli at Walmart and get an order of chicken nuggets and I would eat them while shopping and just put the empty container on a shelf.
I don't want to be anywhere near you after this thread, plus all the times you shit your pants
IT was a dick move to create the dick move thread
Get my kids to cut in line
I once shit my pants on purpose because I had to shit really bad and my roommate just stopped the car and let off the gas to be a dick so I let it loose in the passenger seat.
I get hella mad at people in traffic for doing the same shit I do
I did this all the time when I had to take a specific route home for a couple of years. I was never the asshole that stopped if I couldn't find an opening because if I missed it I could just make the next turn at the light and be on the same road.
On that note, nothing pisses me off more than when people miss their turn because they're in the wrong lane and just stop and wait for an opening. Just accept the loss and make a U-turn down the road.
Big fan of the "Have you seen my new wrist watch?" move.
I hate this. When I legitimately have to turn and some dick head is just trying to pass by all the traffic and i have to sit and wait for someone to let them in.
you're actually being the dick here... educate yourself
if everyone would fill up both lanes and merge at the end instead of beginning of ramps everyone would get there a lot faster
It says ONION69
less than a page and someone has slid in an act of theft as a "dick move" similar to the #lifehack thread guy that was stealing shit.
this is me
Game theory. If one person cheats, then everyone is going to cheat the next time around. I'm not blindly trusting the public to play nice
Walking on the left side of the sidewalk in America