Do you root for Tiger Woods?

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  1. Koby Salman

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    Or do you think he's a piece of shit for cheating on his wife?

    Does this conflict with your moral compass?
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    I hope he fucked you and your wife
     
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  4. Nole96SC

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    Don't root for him, don't root against him. I do get tired of the media and analysts "He's back. This is the one I swear." every major though. He's done and his day isn't coming back imo.
     
  5. StandUpDrunk

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    Nice poll, dude!
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    And, FWIW, I pull for him and I think he's a piece of shit who cheated on his wife.
     
  7. TC

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    I don’t root for or against but I enjoy the excitement when he’s in contention
     
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  8. Tobias

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    but he is back
     
  9. Joe_Pesci

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    i dont care either way because i would rather watch the big bang theory than golf on tv
     
  10. SC

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    He’s 12th in the world. Pretty good for being “done.”
     
  11. Dairy Queen

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    God damnit joe
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

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    sheldon is more interesting than jim nance, prove me wrong
     
  13. Tobias

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    what about jim nantz tho lol
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

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    the way he spells his last name even sucks
     
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  15. steamengine

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    Dumb thread just like every other one this asshole starts.
     
  16. Joe_Pesci

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    they're pretty transparent so i decided to weigh in with my opinion about golf on tv
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I don’t give a shit if he cheated on his wife.
     
  18. DistantFactor

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    Remind me again when republicans started caring about people cheating on their wives?
     
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  19. dblplay1212

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    He's human. Shit happens. I like to think I'd be faithful but I've never been worth half a billion with ass offered to me daily so I'm in no position to say what I would or wouldn't do so I'm not going to judge him for it. I enjoy watching him play golf and that's all that matters.
     
  20. Randy Dangus

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    Can’t wait to see him slip into that green jacket again
     
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  21. Randy Dangus

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    FTR, all my hero’s are pro athletes and I don’t understand why I keep getting let down

    :idk:
     
  22. Nole96SC

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    I don't feel like any of that should make a difference in the decision to cheat on your wife or not.
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    BAZINGA
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    You dont think options affect your likelihood to cheat?
     
  25. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    [​IMG]
     
  26. wes tegg

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    I mean, you shouldn't ever cheat on your wife, but let's not act like it isn't a hell of a lot easier to remain faithful when you're not getting pursued by countless beautiful women when your plane touches down in a new city every week.
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    I heard that Tiger almost exclusively fucks unmarried catholic girls who give up the butt to preserve their V-cards
     
  28. * J Y *

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    He paid a hefty price both figuratively and literally.
     
  29. devine

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    Is it really that hard to add a poll Christ
     
  30. Tiffin

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    I always disliked Tiger. He acts like a petulant bitch when things don't go his way on the course. All the pills and cheating made me like him more.
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    My favorite baseball player is Chipper Jones who has like six kids from four different women and may be a Sandy Hook truther, so I guess you could say that there’s a lesson here about putting athletes on a pedestal
     
  32. Gaknight

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    Him cheating on his wife a decade ago doesn’t bother me. Continuing to play golf with President dickhead grinds my gears a little bit.

    I don’t really root for or against him, but I recognize golf is more fun when he’s in the mix.
     
  33. devine

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    Bet he would get along with my favorite player curt schilling
     
  34. Nole96SC

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    Yeah see "you shouldn't ever cheat on your wife" is where my thought process stops on that.
     
  35. wes tegg

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    So, you're being intentionally obtuse. Got it.
     
  36. IanC

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    In his last two majors he had the lead on the back nine on Sunday at the British and finished second to Koepka who played out of his mind to beat him.
     
  37. Nole96SC

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    I mean if me saying options shouldn't matter because I don't believe in cheating period is being obtuse then I'll carry that cross.
     
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  38. gus_chiggins

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    Every single time he’s in contention at a major championship is absolute must see tv. There isn’t much he could do to make me not pull for him
     
  39. devine

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    Then you probably don’t like 99% of professional athletes
     
  40. wes tegg

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    You're being obtuse because no one is saying that anything "should" be the case. The point is that options do matter. He shouldn't have done it, and he's a scumbag for doing it, but his doing it isn't comparable to Billy Joe Mainboarder keeping his dick in his pants despite occasionally getting a wink from the plump customer service associate at Publix.
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    Can’t imagine what makes anyone care who celebrities fuck (assuming it’s consensual and age appropriate). Who cares if celebrities cheat.
     
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  42. Tricky Gator

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    +1
     
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  43. Nole96SC

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    Im not sure how you got that because I never said his cheating bothered me. I said I wouldn't cheat and I don't believe in 'options' being an excuse to justify it.
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    I just wouldn’t get married.
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    You shouldn't. We agree there.

    Can we both agree that you'd be more likely to cheat if Emily Ratajkowski was pursuing you as opposed to you having to pursue some moderately attractive woman to have an affair with?
     
  46. wes tegg

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    No one did that.
     
  47. Tobias

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    the book that came out last year on him is really good. his dad really fucked him up and he never really had a chance to be a normal adult

    it seems like everything that happened with his injuries and cheating and almost losing it all gave him some new perspective and he seems like a better guy for it.
     
  48. audrew

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    THIS is why I root against him. It always makes me laugh when they say he’s back
     
  49. Joe_Pesci

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    this thread is really about owning the libs for hating trump, who cheated on his wife, but liking tiger woods, who also cheated on his wife
     
  50. Tobias

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    its true i have been owned lol