Do you root for Tiger Woods?

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  1. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Everyone has a career arc and even if he never bottomed out he was never going to be as good in 2019 as he was in 2000. He wasn't as good in 2005 as he was in 2000, nor was he in 2008 when he won the US Open on one leg.
     
  2. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    I'm team Tiger but that's not a full field event.

    If Tiger wants to prove his return to dominance he needs to win the 5th major, The John Deere.
     
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  3. Mix

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    I have enjoyed Joslyn James work in the past but I don't think I would cheat on my wife with her.

    Therefore not a fan and he is clearly also not back.
     
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  4. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    But in his prime he was railing Perkins waitresses...
     
  5. bertwing

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    This is the worst post in the history of this board. Contemplating a ban here
     
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  6. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    :doitfaggot:
     
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  7. IHHH

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    it’s a stupid argument, love him or hate him if he wins it’s a major event in sports history.

    It would be huge for golf


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  8. Toast

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    Sure yeah.
     
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  9. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    :skip:
     
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  10. Consensual Sex Ape

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    if he's still a shitty tipper no.
     
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  11. undrtow

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    He's the best to ever play the game and has made a lot of people millionaires that otherwise wouldn't be. I couldn't give less of a fuck about his off the course decisions.
     
  12. bertwing

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    Fuck yeah I am

    He gave your mom his tip
     
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  13. Gallant Knight

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    Can confirm it is tough
     
  14. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    FYI, Tiger has missed less than 30 cuts in his career. If that number doesn't put this entire stupid argument into perspective then really nothing else will
     
  15. fish

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    Yes, I root for Tiger Woods. And his back, just want it to stay healthy.
     
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  16. * J Y *

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    If you aren’t a fan after the massive hog pic then you need to think about your life.
     
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  17. a.tramp

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    It is almost as if there are distinct points in his career when he did miss cuts. Thank you for helping make my case. 11 year run with only 3 missed cuts. So that leaves his other 25 missed cuts happening in 17 years.

    Truly a golf fan can appreciate what a huge difference there is between a 0.27 average and a 1.47 average.
     
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  18. tjosu

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    There’s also a huge difference in the level of competition from the early part of his career to now. I don’t want to pursue this argument because I think you’re doing your best lechnerd impression itt
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    ITT golf fanboys forget just how good Tiger was and claim he is back despite failing to live up to any previous metric he set.
     
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  20. fish

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    You never answered the OP's question... do you root for Tiger?
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    I don’t watch or follow golf so I don’t root for anyone. :laugh:
     
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  22. fsudan

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    Hilarious!
     
  23. Tobias

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    so why are you trying to be the arbiter of what the phrase "tiger is back" entails or means
     
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  24. fsudan

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    Yea he really hung himself here. The self-appointed expert on the topic doesn't even watch golf :loldog:
     
  25. a.tramp

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    Follow me here. Me watching or not watching golf has nothing to do with meanings/definitions of words.

    And who made you the arbiter of how I spend my spare time anyways?
     
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  26. bertwing

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  28. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington every year gon be our year
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    wife cheating thing isn't great but dislike him more for his rampant and unchecked PED use during his run :can:
     
  29. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I haven't read this stupid ass thread but the answer for everyone is yes.
     
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  30. Crepeswithasmile

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    read all 4 pages and now i feel like i need to go smoke a big ol' bowl of crack and then read it again to better understand what the fuck is going on in here.
     
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  31. bertwing

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    Just your average Friday morning isn’t it
     
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  32. Crepeswithasmile

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    nah, just every 3rd friday when I'm heading over to your moms house to fuck her.

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  33. TC

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    :yaoface:
     
  34. Icculus is a Bammer

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    So you’re saying he’s a top?
     
  35. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I don't condone cheating on your spouse and think it's extremely shitty- but the guy basically paid for it 10X over to the point where I kinda felt bad for him. Reading stories about how shitty and empty his life became after he (repeatedly) fucked up was pretty sad. Like, guys on tour would supposedly ask him to grab dinner and a beer and he just couldn't, because he straight up couldn't be in public for a long time.
     
  36. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  37. RalfBully

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    Wind was dead. He was about to go on a tear thru 16. Fuck this
     
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  38. bertwing

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    Should be a brief delay
     
  39. OZ

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    Fwiw, I haven’t read this thread, but a 1.47 average compared to anything in golf history probably makes both sides correct.

    Tiger will never be ‘back’ because what we saw will not happen again in golf. Even during Rory and Spieth’s best runs they weren’t even close to the tournament-to-tournament dominance of Tiger (where an 8th place finish seemed shitty).

    Having said that, him having over double the wins in his career compared to missed cuts is one of the greatest things in the history of sports.
     
  40. Shakedown

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    Where are the fuckwads saying “Tiger’s not back” tonight?
     
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  41. Shakedown

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    The IQ on this board is so painfully low. Are we really wringing our hands over a pro athlete cheating on his wife? Jesus.
     
  42. OZ

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    What the hell is ‘back’

    He has been back to a very good professional player for the last 1+ years.

    Back to Tiger Woods where you win 25%+ of your tournaments? No, that Tiger won’t happen again.
     
  43. Shakedown

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    You’re great at stating the obvious.
     
  44. marcus

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  45. OZ

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    And you are great at nothing.
     
  46. Duck2013

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    If you’re a tiger hater.

    Fuck yourself.


    Thanks.
     
  47. marcus

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    A lot of my fellow OSU fans are super fucking weird about it, like Jack Nicklaus is their grandpa. It’s okay to appreciate the greatness of Jack and the greatness of Tiger.
     
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  48. Duck2013

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    Just like it’s okay to appreciate the greatness of MJ, Bron, and Kobe.

    People are fucking dumb.
     
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  49. DoubleDutchBus

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    Golf is much better when Tiger is competitive and winning.
     
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  50. Doc Louis

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    Also much better with the technology that lets you see the trajectory of their shots. So much better than the camera guy tilting the camera up and then down when you can't see the ball in the air
     
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