Do you sleep naked?

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  1. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    Need some new material to crank off to.
     
  2. beist

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    Yes.
     
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  3. bro

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    how about you come find out, tough guy!
     
  4. bro

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    wait a minute.
     
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  5. AIOLICOCK

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  6. ashy larry

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    serial killer shit
     
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  7. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    If I had sex, yes. If not, no.

    So basically im sleeping naked constantly iykwim
     
  8. beerme

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    Your poor sheets
     
  9. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    only when your moms ask me to
     
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  10. TrustyPatches

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    I used to sleep naked sometimes until I woke up to my old ladies dog licking my butt now I always sleep naked
     
  11. Emma

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    Yes, what better way to get the sleep paralysis demon in the corner to touch me at night
     
  12. 1

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    Opened thread to vote in poll that any sane person would include when asking such a question. Leaving naked and disappointed.
     
  13. ned's head

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    Oh my god, we need a blacklight on them sheets
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  15. $P1

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    Something about your mother and her playing with my pecker and me doing things to her while I'm naked in bed
     
  16. Bruce Wayne

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    Butt naked in my waterbed
     
  17. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine
     
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  18. 1

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    Silk sheets?!
     
  19. 1

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    Silk sheets
     
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  20. Bruce Wayne

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    The jar of Vaseline that I coat myself in every night makes any sheet feel silky smooth baby
     
  21. Tiffin

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  22. bertwing

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    No bc I have kids and I’m not a fucking weirdo like Boo MFer!
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    Lol right.
     
  24. bigred77

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  25. DetroitNole

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    I've only ever had sleep paralysis twice in my life but holy hell it was the scariest thing that ever happened to me. Especially first time when I had no clue what it was and I'd never heard of it
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Only on my bottom half, like Winnie the Pooh
     
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  27. beist

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    yeah it's a mind fuck
     
  28. Iron Mickey

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    absolutely
     
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  29. JPWahoo

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    Team Naked
     
  30. fuxstockings

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    Boxer briefs unless the naked, post coitus sleep monster gets me
     
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  31. devine

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    I wear a suit to bed every night, you never know when you’re going to need to catch a flight in the morning
     
  32. Jc6

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    I did pre-kid. Now that one of the kids frequently end up in bed with us, I just wear gym shorts.
     
  33. —

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    I wear levis but I unzip the fly and pull my boxers down.
     
  34. blind dog

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    I was thinking about how awful that opinion is earlier today
     
  35. NilesIrish

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    Used to, now I have a kid who does not respect privacy, at all.
     
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  36. Daddy Rabbit

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    No.

    More than likely to catch me sleeping in jeans than bare assed.
     
  37. Dump

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  38. —

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    I wEaR pAjAmA pAnTs On AiRpLaNeS
     
  39. Menelaus

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    No, of course not I sleep in a luxurious night gown like any reasonable person.
     
  40. Beachy Toast

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    I can if you want me to dude.
     
  41. Mayonegg

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    Dude the episode where Krelmer tells Johnny he’s going commando still fucking kills me. Amazing that all these years later, Steinberg still holds up.
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    Not since I quit sharing a bed with my dad.
     
  43. LA window washer

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    If it’s a “toss and turn” kind of night where I can’t get comfortable. Also when I convince myself being naked will give me sex with my wife. So toss and turn 99%
     
  44. Chipper>Jeter

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    Add a poll you heathen
    of course I do
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    I wear my suit to bed so I can be ready to ride my bike to work in the morning.
     
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  46. poor paul

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    I’ve never really understood people who could sleep naked. I’ve tried and it’s a hard pass. More to those who are easier sleepers than me.
     
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  47. Stringer Bell

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    Only when OP's Mom stays the night.
     
  48. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    Do people that re-use their bath towel also go bare ass in their sheets for multiple nights? Why not just take your used toilet paper and make a quilt out of it while you're at it?
     
  49. Roy

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    I like the idea in theory but I fart too much to allow my exposed butthole anywhere near my bedsheets for a prolonged period of time.
     
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