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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Apr 6, 2021.
Need some new material to crank off to.
how about you come find out, tough guy!
wait a minute.
serial killer shit
If I had sex, yes. If not, no.
So basically im sleeping naked constantly iykwim
Your poor sheets
only when your moms ask me to
I used to sleep naked sometimes until I woke up to my old ladies dog licking my butt now I always sleep naked
Yes, what better way to get the sleep paralysis demon in the corner to touch me at night
Opened thread to vote in poll that any sane person would include when asking such a question. Leaving naked and disappointed.
Oh my god, we need a blacklight on them sheets
Something about your mother and her playing with my pecker and me doing things to her while I'm naked in bed
Butt naked in my waterbed
The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine
The jar of Vaseline that I coat myself in every night makes any sheet feel silky smooth baby
No bc I have kids and I’m not a fucking weirdo like Boo MFer!
I've only ever had sleep paralysis twice in my life but holy hell it was the scariest thing that ever happened to me. Especially first time when I had no clue what it was and I'd never heard of it
Only on my bottom half, like Winnie the Pooh
yeah it's a mind fuck
Boxer briefs unless the naked, post coitus sleep monster gets me
I wear a suit to bed every night, you never know when you’re going to need to catch a flight in the morning
I did pre-kid. Now that one of the kids frequently end up in bed with us, I just wear gym shorts.
I wear levis but I unzip the fly and pull my boxers down.
I was thinking about how awful that opinion is earlier today
Used to, now I have a kid who does not respect privacy, at all.
More than likely to catch me sleeping in jeans than bare assed.
I wEaR pAjAmA pAnTs On AiRpLaNeS
No, of course not I sleep in a luxurious night gown like any reasonable person.
I can if you want me to dude.
Dude the episode where Krelmer tells Johnny he’s going commando still fucking kills me. Amazing that all these years later, Steinberg still holds up.
Not since I quit sharing a bed with my dad.
If it’s a “toss and turn” kind of night where I can’t get comfortable. Also when I convince myself being naked will give me sex with my wife. So toss and turn 99%
Add a poll you heathen
of course I do
I wear my suit to bed so I can be ready to ride my bike to work in the morning.
I’ve never really understood people who could sleep naked. I’ve tried and it’s a hard pass. More to those who are easier sleepers than me.
Only when OP's Mom stays the night.
Do people that re-use their bath towel also go bare ass in their sheets for multiple nights? Why not just take your used toilet paper and make a quilt out of it while you're at it?
I like the idea in theory but I fart too much to allow my exposed butthole anywhere near my bedsheets for a prolonged period of time.