Does celebrating this 4th seem weird to you

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Imagine thinking that was a compliment.
     
  2. dump

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    but what about me
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

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    lol dummy you find a small thread started by who you want the new op to be and merge them. Small thread has to have been started before the large one. It’s how SC became the boxing thread OP.
     
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  4. dump

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    this is the difference between a public ivy like UCLA and a feeder commuter school like Arkansas
     
  5. dump

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    but at least UCLA has beaten my school once in the past 8 years

    bertwing
     
  6. bertwing

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    I suggested that you dipshit, but I wasn’t going to go find a thread for them (since most of those old threads are in the archives now). I told them to provide me a link of a thread one of them started but no one could do it.

    Id rather delete a thread than a user like you, you old decrepit bastard
     
  7. steamengine

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    Consider it a compliment.
     
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  8. steamengine

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    You didn’t say I was one of the posters you liked so down with your whole family.
     
  9. Jake Scott

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    Appears the thread has gone off the rails for some reason, but to answer the OP, everything is fucking weird rn. Everything.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. dump

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    Wow
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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    Great quality GIF here, too. Did you pull this from your Motorola Razr?
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s part of the joke you dummy.
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

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    Are you saying Melanie goes down?
     
  15. Boo MFer!

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    The jokes you have to explain are always the best ones!

    I’m sorry for lashing out. My bike is still broken. :donotwant:
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I didn’t want to reply until I found the PM I sent him. I knew it would be my word against his if I just said what happened was an accident. For the record it was me and I PMed him.

    It has been a couple years so obviously it’s a bit fuzzy. TBQH I forgot it was me. We used to get a lot of spam threads and I was deleting them and I hit the wrong button deleted his thread which automatically banned him. We could not retrieve the thread but he was reinstated right away.

    I still have the PM and it was basically “my bad I did this by accident” his reply was literally “no sweat”: He was reinstated right away got an apology and knew it was no big deal. To bring it up was disingenuous.
     
  17. Redav

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  18. bertwing

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    The cop is the real victim here, let’s not forget that
     
  19. Blu Tang Clan

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    I was at that game.
     
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  20. Blu Tang Clan

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    Also enjoyed dbl playing the Republican senator role and NNB playing the completely disingenuous cop role twists.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    can confirm, we used to get an insane amount of spam threads
     
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  22. dump

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    I was at an Aggie sports bar in Dallas

    was that the lone UCLA football highlight of the decade? Daniel Ocean

    Honestly losing that game was worse than the Case Mccoy scramble leading to a Justin Tucker game winning FG at the last Texas game. What is crazy about that moment was that Tucker wasnt even that well liked by Texas fans before the kick and now he is the best kicker in the world dtx
     
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  23. AptosDuck

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    I'm currently watching the 2006 Holiday Bowl



    1:02:00
     
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  24. steamengine

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    I was at an Aggie bar here and it was hilarious watching people so overconfident from the season opener they were literally talking about going to the National championship to throwing beer bottles over a thirty minute period.
     
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  25. Blu Tang Clan

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    Also was at that game too. Randomly drove down from the IE and got a ticket for $30 in the parking lot.
     
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  26. dump

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    the silence at the moment of acceptance that the comeback was going to happen was deafening

    just a mass exodus of people getting their checks and bouncing so they can get drunk at home
     
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  27. dump

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    the Fran era never happened please dont bring it up

    stop fucking going to Aggie games please
     
  28. Blu Tang Clan

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    I was in an Aggie section at the Rose Bowl. My buddy’s friend was a medical student at UCLA and didn’t get to the game at halftime. We were planning on leaving then to go to the bars but decided to stick around for at least the third quarter since she made the effort to meet us.

    The Aggies in the section were nice as fuck to us (my buddy and I were neutral) and as the comeback went on, there was no anger. It was kind of a depressed, muted acceptance.
     
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  29. Blu Tang Clan

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    Only game I went to at Kyle was the 2005 Texas game. VY and crew pulled it out, but the Ags put up a fighting and it looked like Slingin’ Stephen McGee was a future star. Alas ...
     
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  30. One Two

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    What page does this thread get off the rails?
     
  31. AptosDuck

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    I actually refused to go after the debacle in 2004. Not the losing to TTech, but the traffic control having their heads up their asses and making me sit in traffic right outside the stadium lot for 90 minutes so that I missed the first quarter

    Cal lost their opener at Tennessee in 2006, but came back nicely. Amazing talent but not quite the depth of USC (which is why we were tied 9-9 going into the 4th quarter that year, then lost 23-9). All we heard before the Holiday Bowl was how physical the Aggies were, how their three losses were by a total of six points, how McGee was such a gamer, their 290lb. RB would plow through us, yada yada. Cal won by 35.

    Kinda sad that I wasn't there for Marshawn's last game as a Bear, but I think I was hoping that he'd come back for his senior year
     
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  32. dump

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    well yeah because they’ve lived through that shit before. It is in our gene pool.

    There is a name for it. Battered Aggie Syndrome. Also known as BAS. What can go wrong, will go wrong, and we’ll always get fucked. And not in the good way of getting fucked.

    Like our best chance to go to an elite 8 or final 4 was ruined when Daniel Ocean bought the refs and they didnt call a foul when UCLA roughed up Donald Sloan
     
  33. bertwing

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    8-ish I think
     
  34. bertwing

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    dump you liked that post before I posted it. Stop it
     
  35. steamengine

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    Not enough people talk about Sonny Cumbie outdueling Aaron Rodgers that day.
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    this thread was off the rails as soon as that america hater started it and people had the aUDACITY to agree with him
     
  37. dump

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    Losing to Will Muschamp will forever go down as the most embarrassing loss in Aggie history imo
     
  38. LuPoor

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    You lost 77-0 to OU that one time
     
  39. Barves2125

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    Hey, come on now. Y'all still have plenty of embarrassing moments on the horizon.
     
  40. dump

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    Sure we’ve had worse losses but this was with the most successful Aggie team since RC Slocum when we went 10-2 and we lost to LSU (predictable and not so embarrassing) and a Muschamp coached UF team with one of his many shitty QBs I’m not sure which one (facepalm worthy)
     
  41. AptosDuck

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    I recall talking to TTech fans on the way out who were amazed that Cal regularly rushed only three and didn't pressure Cumbie. They were also amazed that we didn't keep running the ball with Arrington and Lynch and instead tried throwing out patterns to inexperienced freshman backup receivers. Absolutely horrible game plan.
     
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  42. Redav

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    "Does anyone else not feel like celebrating"

    *a large number of posters agree"

    Poster 1: hehe (false rape allegation)
    Poster 2: Doesn't this moderator suck?
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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  44. RSK

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    Gonna make a prediction and say this thread has finally run its course.
     
  45. dump

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    UCLA is like the Duke of the West Coast

    except that Coach K is better than Wooden, Duke has a better football program, and that Duke is an actual Ivy League school academically
     
  46. dump

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    I hate Daniel Ocean ‘s team like he hates Emma ‘s team

    if that makes sense
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    No it isn't. What a stupid thing to say.
     
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  48. AptosDuck

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  49. dump

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    I couldnt call them a public Ivy now could I

    I disagree
     
  50. Blu Tang Clan

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    I was at that game, too. Damn I really am an Aggie jinx.
     
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