Does celebrating this 4th seem weird to you

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  1. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Duke is the Harvard of date rape
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol all of that is demonstrably false
     
  3. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    while ucla isn’t a blue blood at least they’ve won titles under multiple coaches unlike that one trick pony duke
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  5. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    some say you lose blue blood status when you hire Alford

    Imagine firing a coach that led you to three Final Fours for that guy lmbo
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you’re just being mean now.
     
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  7. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    we can talk about him in our private GroupMe
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ll hold on to the anger but just wait for my wrath in 2-3 years. It will be something to behold.
     
  9. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    You've got this backwards, friend. STARTING threads is serious business. It’s just like raising a child.
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    this post should have a lot more Mickeys than it does
     
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  12. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    hmm
     
  13. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    no
     
  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Permanently place dump in a pool of white goop and let him award pre-likes to people
     
  15. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    If people hate Lyrtch who stays pretty cool and is largely non-interventionist, it would take like a week for people to be writing sworn affidavits to my boss about my woeful moderation.
     
  16. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    listen Mick your last round of employee surveys didn’t go super well I’m gonna have to put you on an action plan
     
  17. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I really think that given the nature of the job, I should actually be evaluated by how mad people are. If you think about it.
     
  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    corch, babe, my anxiety is way too strong for me to be able to handle that
     
  19. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    lol this has literally never been true
     
  20. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    someone’s jealous
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    don’t listen to him dude they like me way more
     
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  22. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    He means “we” guys haha just a typo
     
  23. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  24. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    glad you posted this so didn’t have to. if this thread was losing posters left and right because of bad mods I assume we’d see it show up in the massive activity logs and the terabytes of data our CDN handles but it just isn’t accurate
     
  25. Doc Louis

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    If anything it's grown since that indicates more people and fewer farva accounts
     
  26. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Alright I'm drunk again boys, let's do this
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  27. dump

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    wow
     
  28. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Mix had a good post on this topic already but yes we started this place as a free-for-all forum/hellscape/thunder
    dome when we were like 20 years old and still thought dumb shit like that was a good idea. the place has evolved and grown and if people don’t like what it’s become that’s honestly fine. I have not been around as much lately and I need to get back into the posting swing especially now that we have a good group of mods that makes it much easier for me to enjoy this place and not see it as work. but I still care deeply for this place

    the reality is that we have not lost a significant amount of posters or seen traffic declines since we started asking users to be decent human beings to each other. and further we wouldn’t give a fuck if we did. if someone leaves over these requirements that’s fine, I don’t care. no one has put as anywhere close to the amount of work into this place as me or mix as we have both spent untold free hours over the last 11 years keeping it online and upgrading it (often not well). both of us want to run a site and community that’s at least somewhat respectable. voice your opinions, call each other names, whatever, but outright harassment or whatever just isn’t going to be tolerated anymore because it’s 2020 and not 2009 and we’re all grown ups. that’s the way it is. if you don’t like that I suggest you retreat into whatever shitty corner of the internet will accept you and stop fantasizing that this is the same place it was back then or that it will ever be that way again
     
  29. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    I mean lets not get carried away here...
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    god damnit Joe Withabee.
     
  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Boy is this AWKWARD for Taques and Houndster
     
  32. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    I just hung out with my wife’s family members so it was fairly normal. I definitely wouldn’t go to some big party.

    I despise the president and don’t like the way country is going at the moment but I still have hope, which is why it’s not weird to me. Plus I have a ton of vets in my family, including my dad.
     
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  33. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    To me, looks like hoax data, to me

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  34. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    [​IMG]
    :ded:
     
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  35. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Honestly, before this thread, I thought NNB and Jack Parkman both comported themselves pretty well. Boy, was I wrong w/r/t NNB.
     
  36. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He cares so much it hurts
     
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  37. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
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    well I have no idea what this is about

    great now I’ve gotta start on page 1

    [​IMG]
     
  38. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Active user means people that log in and browse thr board?
     
  39. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    We bout to get an internet traffic lesson from
    Dbl on a Tuesday morning.
     
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  40. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    “I’m just saying when the board started that’s not how we measured activity”
     
  41. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    he’s saying you’re good and nnb isn’t
     
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  42. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    One other thing I can’t shake

    nnb said “run your dick sucker”, who calls a mouth a dicksucker? Such foul language, does he kiss his dog with that mouth
     
  43. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    “Look yeah I don’t know what that metric means and I’d never just launch into a critique if I don’t understand but it’s obvious that this is 12 guys sucking each other’s dicks”
     
  44. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    big fan of him talking tough, being exposed as a liar and fraud by mix and numerous others and then just disappearing for days
     
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  45. dblplay1212

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    Lol na just doesn’t seem like that many. Always felt like a few hundred posting. I dont remember seeing more than 200 members viewing a thread. 40k active surprised me.
     
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  46. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Number of unique visitors. Not all have accounts.
     
  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Guy has been explained multiple times that the thread was likely lost in the crash but we are definitely singling him out because he’s a cop

    we also put a tampon in his Starbucks
     
  48. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Is that a free service or
     
  49. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Classic fuck around gang