This is now a full blown feast on Saturday with festival, rice & peas, and fresh scotch bonnet hot sauce. Celebrating 4th weekend by giving Jamaica vibes.
I’m drinking a $10 beer in the lobby of a hotel by myself in my most hated airport (DFW) I was supposed to be in god damn Canada before lunch I stayed up all night last night to make it to airport at 4:25am, I need sleep Good night folks (after this beer)
im not devine I don’t miss flights. I might show up delirious and half drunk but I’ll be there but apparently flights miss me (actually plane was there and was boarded ready to roll and then the cheery captain informs us they only have 1 working engine, I guess that’s not ideal)
I will drink some beers, get high and watch will smith save the world tomorrow night. Also might go nuts and go get some McDonald to really show my support edit -but I will change my fries in a poutine to also show my discontentment with your actual government
I swear on your mother’s butthole tonight will be the first time in a bit I have not smoked weed bc I was scared to bring it into Canada (which I’m not in, like less than 3 hours from my house) bc of possible backlash. It was an irrational mistake
I saw them soon after their first blackout album, rest of Wu just also showed up we didn’t even know they were going to (except odb and maybe gza). It was a small venue and they were jumping in the crowd. I touched method man’s shoe
Wasn’t intentional but will be having a very mexican menu today. Elote chicken, black bean cakes, and jalepeno poppers.
President T said there are too many holidays and workers hate them so I am catching up on some work this morning before I go to a BBQ this evening.
This July 4th, Americans will celebrate the freedoms they used to have.— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2025-07-04T12:51:15.175Z
I’m in Croatia listening to euro pop drinking rose after pulling my groin treading water in the Adriatic. Our server is an awesome lady from Knoxville who has been regaling us with tales of shitty pickup attempts from guys across Europe very patriotism to America
Underrated factor that makes this day more shitty is people's incessant need to blast the absolute worst music at max volume.
I just finished running a 10k because I need to keep in shape and prepared to run from ICE and/or Nazis (not mutually exclusive). USA USA USA
Had a neighborhood parade this morning. Kids had a blast but I had to listen to this song 3 times along with some of the most god awful country music. And I'll be hearing it all day at the pool.
That's like going to the beach and someone is always blasting bro country. Idk how people can't like compare it to other music and realize it's terrible
Played an incredibly hungover 9 this morning with one of my best friends who lives 6 hours away, our wives and his kids decorated golf carts for tonight’s parade, and we’re going to watch fireworks later. Shit sucks, but it’s a pretty good day.