Being deathly allergic to dogs is a cruel punishment that I can only assume God has stricken me with.
My ex had an adopted German Shepherd that was a a retired police dog. Dog was awesome but I was scared as fuck the first time I met her when she came and stuck her snout right in my crotch.
I also dated a girl with a brindle color Great Dane. Biggest dog I've ever seen and scared of everything.