Dog the Bounty Hunter Fest

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  1. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    It is with great honor I let you know this epic event will be held in my city. I will go and I will post copious amounts of pics. You’re welcome.

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    #1 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  2. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Do you have a spare bedroom?
     
    #2 Detlef Schrempf, Jun 1, 2023
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  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Yes.
     
    #3 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  4. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I’m going to offer to do meth with Dog and see if he takes me up on it.
     
    #4 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  5. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    If her enormous tits would allow it, Beth would be rolling over in her grave.
     
    #5 Boo MFer!, Jun 1, 2023
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  6. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    *ice

    Brudda
     
    #6 Boo MFer!, Jun 1, 2023
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  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    This feels like an elaborate hoax to capture someone with a warrant. And that feels like a Reno 911 bit.
     
    #7 Clown Baby, Jun 1, 2023
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  8. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    America is healing
     
    #8 One Two, Jun 1, 2023
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  9. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Dog cut those off, wears them on a necklace now.
     
    #9 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  10. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Are you fine sleeping in it and giving your master bedroom to an elite poster from the internet?
     
    #10 Detlef Schrempf, Jun 1, 2023
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  11. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Not a single Bud Light will be bought.
     
    #11 Shinzon, Jun 1, 2023
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  12. laxjoe

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    As the article told me to do, I have marked my calendars
     
    #12 laxjoe, Jun 1, 2023
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  13. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    He is, but I’m unfortunately unable to attend.
     
    #13 Boo MFer!, Jun 1, 2023
  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Yes. Who is the poster?
     
    #14 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  15. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I honestly think this will be true.
     
    #15 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2023
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  16. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I’m the pappy
     
    #16 blind dog, Jun 1, 2023
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  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Do we know if Youngblood, Leland and Duane Lee will be there?
     
    #17 Boo MFer!, Jun 1, 2023
  18. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    #18 Detlef Schrempf, Jun 1, 2023
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  19. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    But why? That's not even considering the 109 heat index
     
    #19 Prospector, Jun 1, 2023
  20. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    Baby Lyssa nowadays.

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    #20 broken internet, Jun 2, 2023
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  21. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    If they get Gucci Mane to headline - I'm attending.

    Was trying to think of AL born rappers.
     
    #21 Eathan Edwards, Jun 2, 2023
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  22. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    The "If they can say it why can't I" festival
     
    #22 Redav, Jun 2, 2023
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  23. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    Isn't that dude from Hawaii? Why this location?
     
    #23 It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens, Jun 2, 2023
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  24. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    How do they feel about cosplay or juggalo face paint? Asking for a friend
     
    #24 Homo Erectus, Jun 2, 2023
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  25. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I have no idea. Zero connection.
     
    #25 UncleJesse, Jun 2, 2023
  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    I guess you go where the demand is.
     
    #26 It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens, Jun 2, 2023
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  27. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Guessing poor white trash can swing a car ride to Alabama and not plane tix to Hawaii.
     
    #27 Homo Erectus, Jun 2, 2023
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  28. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Undoubtedly a grown man will ask Dog for his autograph and it will be one of the saddest things one can witness.
     
    #28 Redav, Jun 2, 2023
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  29. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    This has Yellawolf written all over it.
     
    #29 PAHokie, Jun 2, 2023
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  30. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    His poor back.
     
    #30 repoocs, Jun 2, 2023
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  31. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Guntersville, Alabama sounds like an elite location for this.
     
    #31 40wwttamgib, Jun 2, 2023
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  32. Tangman

    Tangman Well-Known Member
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    to quote Barry Goldwater on his plan to target Southern voters after the 1964 Civil Rights Act: "We're going to go hunting where the ducks are"
     
    #32 Tangman, Jun 2, 2023
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  33. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    hey jesse has a lot going on rn no need to kick him while he’s down
     
    #33 Tobias, Jun 2, 2023
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  34. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    And have that autograph tattooed on his bicep
     
    #34 Chipper>Jeter, Jun 2, 2023
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  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #35 bro, Jun 2, 2023
  36. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    One can choose to “go with Christ, bruh” but only to places with a Greyhound station.
     
    #36 Shinzon, Jun 2, 2023
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  37. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    No Ice in Paradise bruddah
     
    #37 Cornfed Buffalo, Jun 2, 2023
  38. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Did I just spend $55 on a Dog the Bounty Hunter shirt?

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    Yes.
     
    #38 UncleJesse, Jun 2, 2023
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  39. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    It was probably so expensive since it came with pre-loaded pit stains.
     
    #39 Shinzon, Jun 2, 2023
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  40. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I hope that is just a shadow.
     
    #40 UncleJesse, Jun 2, 2023
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  41. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Guntersville is a beautiful area that would be an elite location for many things, just for the record. Well, elite is a strong word.
     
    #41 Drown ‘Em, Jun 2, 2023
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  42. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Are you buying new jorts or did you already make some this spring?
     
    #42 Homo Erectus, Jun 2, 2023
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  43. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Guntersville is a strong, strong name.
     
    #43 40wwttamgib, Jun 2, 2023
  44. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #44 steamengine, Jun 2, 2023
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  45. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    It really is. I love it here which makes this whole thing so baffling to me.
     
    #45 UncleJesse, Jun 2, 2023
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  46. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    #46 bigred77, Jun 2, 2023
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  47. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    That’s electric
     
    #47 The Milkman, Jun 2, 2023
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  48. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    #48 Homo Erectus, Jun 2, 2023
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  49. SugarShaun

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    #49 SugarShaun, Jun 2, 2023
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  50. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    #50 Sir Phobos, Jun 2, 2023
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