DotA 2: -APEM pros only go fast!

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  1. Lyrtch

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    most impressed that the kid reacted, or didn't react, to indicate this shit was the norm
     
  2. LuPoor

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    He is a professional. On one of the worst teams I can think of, but it still counts.
     
  3. OTM

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    Yep, just watched some more Meepo videos. Weirdest carry ever.
     
  4. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    the problem with meepo is that almost everyone is horrible with meepo.

    When he was added to the game, it ruined dota for like 2 weeks. Either meepo was on your team and you lost or he was on the other team and you won.


    I remember the first time i ran into a good meepo player though.

    holy shit what a beatdown he gave our team
     
  5. Name P. Redacted

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    When someone picks Meepo, prepare your anus.

    When someone randoms him (and doesn't repick), grab the lube.
     
  6. Equinsu ocha

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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    Anyone want to play? I have another account that only has a few games played if any newer guys want to go.
     
  8. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    Really want to play right now. Fucking work
     
  9. LuPoor

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  10. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    :smug:
     
  11. OTM

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    Hey man, fuck you.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Played a game over lunch. Juggernaut Venomancer superior lane.
     
  13. LuPoor

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    that is a sick ass lane. I prefer it to the cliche CM Jugg lane.
     
  14. OTM

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    I wanna try out that Veno Undying lane from the video. Every time I played undying I really enjoyed him.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Undying kotl is a pretty decent lane. Kotl solves undying's early mana problems so you can spam decay on people all day. Just gotta make sure your team is poised to win the late game because undying fades out late game if he doesn't steamroll early.
     
  16. LuPoor

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    KotL Phantom Lancer is the fucking worst. If you want absolute freefarm on your PL, lane him with a KotL
     
  17. Name P. Redacted

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    Yes I did that the other day to much success. Team won the laning and mid-game so I didn't faceroll too much with PL.
     
  18. OTM

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    Is PL a pretty hard carry?
     
  19. LuPoor

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    IMO he is currently the hardest carry in the game
     
  20. Name P. Redacted

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    If you can't stop him or end the game early, he's a monster. PL with heart, butterfly and diffusal will drop nearly anyone. Of course that is like 14k gold worth of items so most heroes will own if they can farm that much.
     
  21. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    If it makes you feel better my mobo died today so i have to buy a new one
     
  22. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    >hardest carry
    >not medusa


    Lololol
     
  23. OTM

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    Maybe if you had a job you could afford the 200$ hit lololololol
     
  24. Jeffrey Lebowski

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  25. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    >implying mommy isnt buying me a new computer


    Get a load of this gdi
     
  26. LuPoor

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    Fuck dota. Jugg on my team means orb of venom, sange and yasha, then aghs. Jugg on other team means correct build and faceroll
     
  27. OTM

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    Had to google GDI. Remembered that you're in a frat. It all makes sense now...
     
  28. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    as it turns out they don't make motherboards for my processor anymore.

    looks like its new computer time.
     
  29. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    which proc do you have?
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    5-2-17 Rubick. Bitches cant handle spell steal.
     
  31. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    :facepalm:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/168qzd/hilarious_betareview_of_dota_2/

    One of the biggest Polish video-game website, posted their sight on Dota 2. I assure you that it's one of the most ridiculous reviews I read in a while. I will post just best quotes here (as it was written in Polish), but in case of enough number of people interested, I may prepare full English translation.

    • "Time of League of Legends clones continues"

    • "Basic difference between this two titles is that League of Legends started from zero - Riot was poor, yet ambitious studio, willing to gain appreciation and fame. Dota was developed by Valve specialists - same people who created Half-Life and Steam.

    • "You are able to control allied heroes - but only when player leaves the game"

    • (about denying) "(...) heroes can kill allied soldiers - for example, when they see that enemy will earn gold for killing them"

    • "Freshmen will be discouraged by the fact, that when hero kills his enemy, he takes some of his money - what can be really frustrating"

    • "All in all game may look to hard for a lot of players"

    • "All heroes are playable from the beginning (...). It simplifies ability to use all in-game mechanics, but takes joy of buying your long awaited hero"

    • "Another deficiency is fact, that some heroes are over-powered - best examples are Sniper, Windrunner, Earthshaker and Zeus. On the other hand, Meepo and Shadow Fiend in most cases appear to be totally useless."

    • "Difference between success and defeat depends on picking most powerful heroes - which blocks them for enemy same time."

    • "The game offers only one map, in addition, not very interesting."
    List and fragment about OP heroes made me laugh so much :)
    Original Polish review[1]
    EDIT:I probably found reviewer's Dotabuff profile, looks like he played 14 matches
    Note as well, that I've chosen most funny quotes - article is quite one-sided, but not as much as it appears from above.
    EDIT2: Props for my friend, nashimi aka ShockCake for translating the full review[2]
    EDIT3: Another polish website reaction to this post[3] , my nick there is rybaczewa as well
     
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  32. skiedfrillet

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    who's the icy cunt? i was always her when i did beta
     
  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Saw that a few days ago. The beauty is every hero is OP in the hands of the right person. I just hope it reviews like that will keep immature rager bads out of the game but who knows.
     
  34. Name P. Redacted

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    Probably crystal maiden.
     
  35. skiedfrillet

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    it doesn't take that much time.

    i played for like a month before i was far better than OTM at LoL
     
  36. skiedfrillet

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    she blonde and has a lot of slow abilities?
     
  37. LuPoor

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    I love immature rager bads when I'm in locked in a 5 man party. When the other team instapicks PA, Jugg and Riki a big smile comes across my face
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah. Wears a cape/hood thing but has blonde hair. Has an AOE slow/dmg ability, ability that freezes enemy in place, mana aura and her ult which drops snow "explosions" all around her.
     
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  39. LuPoor

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    yeah that's her. In WC3 DotA she had the worst attack animation in the history of attack animations.
     
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  40. skiedfrillet

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    yeah i crushed as her. crushed long and hard.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

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    Slow projectile speed, slow attack windup, hard to tell when it exactly landed on the enemy. At least it looked cool.

    She is a pretty good hero. Just have to be careful because she runs slow as hell and has pretty low health. She also starts to fade out past midgame so it is good to have a team that can best utilize that part of the game to win.
     
  42. LuPoor

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    until minute 25, when you became food
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    It is pretty frustrating to play a fairly solid game with CM but the game just lasts too long and you can't hang.
     
  44. skiedfrillet

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    i specialize in making niggas quit before that happens
     
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  45. OTM

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    Go play cod scrub
     
  46. skiedfrillet

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  47. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    That's bc LoL is so easy.

    /dotaforumpost
     
  48. OTM

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    It actually is easier mechanically, but that's about where it ends.
     
  49. LuPoor

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    now now, if you are going to be a real DotA player, you best stop saying anything complimentary about LoL, and God help you if you say the word "champion" in game
     
  50. Fusiontegra

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    Champions > Heroes
     
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