DotA 2: -APEM pros only go fast!

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  1. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    One key to climbing MMR is to play as many games as possible. With a 51% winrate you're still increasing your climbing. Also, communicating with your retards and organizing them is key.
     
  2. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    i don't use a headset unless it's 3am and i'm shithoused listening to music while dotesing

    it was probably me bc i use a laptop w/ no headset
     
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  3. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    I just spam centaur who I have a 65% win rate with over 60 games
     
  4. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Heal your retards or tank for your retards while enemy retards kill themselves.

    #science
     
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  5. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  6. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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  7. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

  8. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsArizona CardinalsSt. Louis BluesLiverpool

    Gotta love the ? immediately after.
     
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  9. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    Man Nyx is so much fun once you get aghs
     
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  10. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    It's gonna be like 15 degrees out tonight so I'm staying the fuck inside. Anyone gonna doto tn?
     
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  11. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    New update: now considers geographical distance in match making queue.

    Oh god oh god oh god oh god
     
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  12. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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  13. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    Gentlemen.

    I'm back from dinner and I'm shithoused

    It's time to dotes

    Also shitting my brains out bc I thought oysters would be a good idea in the 75degree weather 200miles from the beach
     
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  14. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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    fuck you
     
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  15. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    -20 wind chill here
     
  16. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Hemorrhaging mmr on smurf fuck fuck fuck
     
  17. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    "hey guys i'm RonBurgundy i'm gonna get on and play some group ranked"

    OH WAIT NEVERMIND
     
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  18. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]

    I hear you are 2 games from 3K. How about a NICE OLD LOSING STREAK
     
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  19. RonBurgundy

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  20. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    MFW

    Load into Dota.

    5 TMB in stack, NO ROOM FOR RON

    Log onto Smurf.

    Lose MMR.

    Fin.
     
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  21. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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  22. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    i was shit housed last night

    did we win all our games? ofc we did
     
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  23. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    I watched one game where you guys had 57 kills as Radiant at 30 minutes and had only 1 tower killed.
     
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  24. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Also update has given me less Spanish speakers for teammates but more retards halp.
     
  25. Skiddly

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    Perhaps you are not actually 3k, friend.
     
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  26. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    It was 17 last week.

    It was 72 today.
     
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  27. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Shadow blade on Omni? Glimmer? The fuck man?!
     
  28. Skiddly

    Skiddly Well-Known Member
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    That was prob supposed to be glimmer.
     
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  29. Skiddly

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    I haven't lost a game since this new update. It's been 5 Americans vs 5 peruvians every time.
     
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  30. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    oh when we are getting absolutely shit stomped and its gg, if I have the extra cash I buy a shadow amulet so I can go invis in the fountain and won't get farmed/fountain dove.
     
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  31. DEAD7

    DEAD7 Well-Known Member

    Is centaur still the way to go with Necro in every almost game?
     
  32. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    No necro, timber, lifestealer are ultimate counters
     
  33. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    I am 1.8K without spamming the same hero 60 times. No argument.
     
  34. RonBurgundy

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  35. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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  36. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    get on dotes

    have 0 abandons/reports

    duo w/ swiggle and go 2:1

    get low prio w/o abandoning

    [​IMG]
     
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  37. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    2 wins in a row low prio

    followed immediately by a stomping loss

    thanks valve
     
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  38. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    i just got mouth fucked mid by a weaver

    their team takes rosh lvl 1, i'm alch, he's weaver

    our jungle doom feeds 2 kills to weaver before 3min is up

    weaver proceeds to tower dive and stomp me to the tune of like 19-2
     
  39. Champ

    Champ Well-Known Member
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    Necro nerf since 7.00 :feelsbadman:

    And I'm still getting just as many peruvians on my team as I used to before the matchmaking change. I mean, there's barely 6400 km between the 2 cities.
     
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  40. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Since the update I've only played 3 games, so small sample size, but my whole team has been English. Enemy team all Peru tho.

    Also necro still #1 pub win rate
     
  41. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    After playing Tree for the first time in a while: Aghs overgrowth is OP as hell. Especially with the new root mechanics.

    It's basically a larger area black hole that you don't have to channel, with less than half the cooldown.
     
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  42. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    And you can use it to farm refresher.
     
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  43. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    the key is to get 2 refreshers so you can refresh your refresher while it refreshes
     
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  44. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    6 REPORTS IN 3 DIFF MATCHES BY 3 DIFF PPL

    those chickenshit faggots
     
  45. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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    I am shocked.

    SHOCKED
     
  46. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I wish shaker would get just like a .1 second improved cast point on fissure.
     
  47. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    rapier on techies?

     
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  48. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  49. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Abaddon is more cheese than centaur rn
     
  50. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Purge's weekly stream teaching day9 (former starcraft player and 2k dota player) starts tomorrow. Should be fun to watch.