Dude runs a marathon; averages 4 minutes 38 seconds per mile

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  1. electronic

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    Damn near beyond comprehension.
     
  2. The Banks

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    Get back to me when they break 2 hrs
     
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  3. Arkadin

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    Saw something that said it's the equivalent of running at 12.6 with a 2 incline on a treadmill for 2 hours
     
  4. Kirk Fogg

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    The asshole on the recumbent bike is the real star of that video
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising
     
  6. Walt Disney

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    Kipchoge is insane

    true goat of marathon runners
     
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  7. Walt Disney

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    he ran it in 2:00:25 when Nike had the breaking 2 challenge

    doesnt count as an official record because he had pacers
     
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    You're hilarious, Daniel Tosh
     
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  9. tne

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    Kipcho might be a top 10 athlete of all time. He’s had an insane past few years
     
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  10. juice

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    And I’m out here trying to break six minutes for one mile.
     
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  11. BayouMafia

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    Ya but I bet he sucks at Fortnite
     
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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    I can do that but I don't wanna
     
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  15. HatterasJack

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    Not sure I could run a single 1/2 mile in 4:38
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    Meh I will break 2 hours for my half marathon in late October
     
  17. TC

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    Run a 2 hour marathon if you want to!
     
  18. wes tegg

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    You mean Kenny Powers?
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    He was averaging close to 13 mph that’s nuts.
     
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  20. blind dog

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    He is the only person on the planet that should have a 26.2 sticker
     
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  21. sam shakusky

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    Broke the world record by like 73 seconds I believe. Pretty amazing. I could run about a 4:40-45 mile in high school and that was almost sprinting, not sure how a human can withstand that pace for 26+ miles
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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    BFD. I’d whip his ass in Mario Super Sluggers for Wii.
     
  23. Fecta23

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    Yeah probably not, its fucking cruising. What this dude ( any elite marathoner) does is just beyond comprehension to me, even more so than what Lebron does, Aaron Rodgers does etc.
     
  24. Arkadin

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    Lol I think you missed what he said
     
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  25. Fecta23

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    Ahh yep, I thought he meant 1/2 mile at a 4:38 pace.
     
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  26. Arkadin

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    Fair question though. What's the longest you could run at that pace? I don't know but I know it's not anything worth mentioning lol
     
  27. Fecta23

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    I could actually maybe do 1/2 mile at that pace, but it would be close. I also am knee deep in a training cycle for the Chicago marathon so Im in pretty good shape relative to most. Off the couch....like 3/4 of a lap?
     
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  28. Wu

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    Big deal

    That’s average pace on this board
     
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  29. Arkadin

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    Yeah, most of us have cars
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Maybe 3/4 of a mile. Ran a :50 in the 400M in high school but sandbagged the only 800M I did so the coaches wouldn’t make me do it again
     
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  31. Llama

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    I’ve seen faster

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  32. CaneKnight

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    This guy has to be on all the PED's and even if he is this is still absolutely insane
     
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  33. BP

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    And a phalax around him to break the wind on a flat track. Still impressive tho.
     
  34. Emmy Rossum

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    Yes
     
  35. Frank Martin

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    Yeah. I just can't comprehend how a human body can do this. I wonder what it feels like for them? Does it feel like a smooth pace for them or is it like 26.2 miles feeling like you can't breathe?

    My mind is blown at your ability to run a marathon and he's running another 2:00/mile faster.
     
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  36. Greybeard

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    Interesting, and I think that time should count. When Bannister broke 4:00 for the mile, it counted, and he had pacers the whole way... Insane time either way...
     
  37. Nelson

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    Are all these guys wearing those Nike shoes that helped that stunt event? Or are those not legal for real comps
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This thread made me sore just reading it.
     
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  39. DeToxRox

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    Guy probably uses a Peloton in his down time
     
  40. allothersnsused

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    Only the elite posters who have dedicated their life to the study of post science can produce quality posts at a 4:38 pace
     
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  41. Matt Foley

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    That last 1.5 mile kick. :lovelove:
     
  42. Houndster

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    Running makes you weak; what an idiot
     
  43. Gunners

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    Bump
     
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  45. Mister Me Too

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    I hope he’s not one of those douchebags with a 26.2 sticker on his car.

    Also running 100 yards with 11 people trying to tackle you > this.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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    Nah man.
     
  47. BudKilmer

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    Look at this fucking guy
     
  48. electronic

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    Definitely, which is why nobody has ever completed that task, much like the sub 2 hour marathon before yesterday.
     
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  49. IV

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    A truly incredible feat
     
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  50. w2b

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    apparently this was the same deal, not an actual race but an event with alternating pacers designed to try to break 2 hours so no world record.