Dumb Twitter Viral Questions during the Quarantine

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    how do you not include Jim Carey’s best movie?
     
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    It was hard not to include Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, yes
     
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    2 or 3 I’d go with. 4 you’re for sure getting killed by Dalton, 5 you’re probably getting stabbed by Fourvel. House 6 doesn’t sound that bad. Don is at least going to put on a show for daddy
     
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    I’m gonna go 2
     
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    I need to see Waves. But I've seen the rest. Midsommar & mid 90's are probably my 1a/1b.
     
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    I would guess Panda Express is most likely to have some gluten free options so that. If no dietary restrictions, Sbarro
     
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    lol. I don;t want 10,000 mice protecting me, but also not a fan of 10k mice coming at me :roll:

    Give me the gorillas and lions. Tough leaving 10 gators and 3 bears on the board tho
     
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    I am able to defend myself or do I have to rely on what I pick?
     
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    I feel like the sheer number of 10k rats would overwhelm any other option.
     
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    Nothing would stand a chance against 10k rats unless you created like a moat
     
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    As much as I want to take 15 wolves and 5 Silverbacks, they wouldn’t stand a chance against those numbers. I feel like a moat wouldn’t stand a chance after a while, too.
     
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    Hell actually even that wouldn’t work. Them birds could pick up the mice and drop them past the most like they are a biological weapon or something
     
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    I’m going with the birds and the rats. Speed and numbers.

    Rats can long game you - spread deadly disease, destroy your food and water supply, overwhelm everything so nobody can even come in with assistance.

    Those birds can come at you from all angles and are the fastest thing on the board. You trying to fight off the rat hoard on the ground and they come in once the rats got all your attention and have worn you out and they just pick you apart. Team up and they can lift you up and just drop you from several hundred feet in the sky and you’re dead.
     
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    What?
     
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    Really, Shawn?
     
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    I have no idea what you are talking about. Maybe you can jog my memory?
     
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    There’s no answer that to that dumb animal question that results in your survival.

    1) you have to take the sniper, because no number of silverback gorillas is going to prevent you from getting popped from 50 yards.
    2) now you’re left with one animal selection against the remaining 7. I’m taking the crocs, but I still don’t think I’m getting out of there alive.
     
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    I think with the hunter and the gorillas you have a good shot (ha!) at surviving...

    ...provided you can keep the hunter protected from the rats long enough to shoot the lions and bears.
     
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    to me Guts & Hidden Temple are 1a/1b

    the rest are all hard to pick 1 but I guess Doug

    this one is actually impossible
     
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    This is the correct order
     
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    Milky Way easily and I can’t even eat Twix these days
     
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