DUMP CURRY WITH THE SHOT, BOY. DUMP SHITS ALL OVER POWE. DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wtx, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    Way to show out man. Good job.
     
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  2. POWESHOW

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  3. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    Man, I had the biggest smile on my face just watching dump run around dribbling the ball. He looked happy, I felt happy. And then he committed acts of such savagery.
     
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  4. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    dump give me a VenMo, I'll send you $100
     
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  5. Shawn Hunter

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    Crimes against humanity, if you will.
     
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  6. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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  7. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    So who is in to donate for Dump does the combine. And who is going to challenge him?
     
  8. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    [​IMG]
     
  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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    Holy shit at the wristbands.
     
  10. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic
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    I will donate to this and I will partake in the extent possible from across the country. I will do a backwards 40 yard sprint and put it against his real time.
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Dump & Cump.
     
  12. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    I'm on vacation with my wife and 3 beautiful daughters, all 4 keep asking why I'm laughing so hard. I'm not really sure how to answer

    <3 you all

    Will be donating ASAP

    Legitimately will vote for Joe Sylvestri for President
     
  13. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    WE ARE ALL WITNESSES

    seriously, i fucking love you dump
     
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  14. Luka

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    I will set up a Venmo soon
     
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  15. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    more than my girlfriend
     
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  16. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    Which one was the bbq champ a.tramp ?
     
  17. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    The old one
     
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  18. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    I really would not have guessed that dump would complete that so easily, no offense.
     
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  19. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    I feel like we should chip in and buy Dump a legit Dirk jersey. No one who makes me laugh like that should wear t shirt jerseys
     
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  20. POWESHOW

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    Andre Drummond couldn't have completed that so fast
     
  21. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    The one that gave the DP shower on dump
     
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  22. Luka

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    its actually a Dri Fit warm up shirt FYI
     
  23. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Fuck, let's buy him a framed autographed one
     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    He needs a custom one with "Dumptime" on it. Number "69" of course.
     
  25. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    FIFY
     
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  26. Luka

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    not to be a debbie downer but...

    When I was born, I had a stroke, which caused me to have a speech impediment. Sometimes I studder and I could never get my Rs correct.
     
  27. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    I'm in for 20 to TMB and 20 for this
     
  28. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    :respek:
     
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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I've never been so happy for something so awful on my life.
     
  30. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    dump I'm still mad you deleted me as a FB friend but I'd enjoy hanging out with you in the future
     
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  31. skeezy

    skeezy Fan of: truck pulling ducks
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    Laughed so hard that I farted
     
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  32. Shawn Hunter

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    dump, how much you charging for autographed 8x10 glossies?
     
  33. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I am now sorry that I made fun of your speech both in the periscope broadcast and on TMB.

    :respek:
     
  34. TDCD

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    1 million internet dollars to anyone who can overlay this audio onto the video and sync it up so that Dump drains the 3 as the last horn sounds.
     
  35. Luka

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    My venmo should be under aggiejoe12

    I don't know how to link it

    Feel free to donate to me, but I would rather to help out this site first and foremost
     
  36. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  37. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    i will never make fun of you again, you beautiful bastard
     
  38. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Way to listen to your coach, ole dumpy boy.

    Athletes aren't Typically great listeners, so I'll give you a pass for not following my instructions to a T.
     
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  39. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    dump what was going on here?
     
  40. AggieVillain

    AggieVillain I feel awesome right now. Top of the world! - Dump
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    This was honestly the most fun I have had since joining this board. Thank you POWESHOW for provoking the sleeping dump, and thank you dump for providing arguably the greatest 1 minute in TMB history

    And special thanks to dallasdawg GoodForAnother amd a.tramp for recording this amazing moment for all of us non Texans

    As a side note I will be changing my tagline permanently to say "I feel awesome rn. Top of the world" Thanks Dump, you ever make it up to KC dinner and drinks are on me :respek:
     
    #791 AggieVillain, Jul 5, 2016
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2016
  41. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    bertwing think you and me could take on any two players from any fan base?
     
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  42. teel

    teel teelsy
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    $23. One dollar for each flavor
     
  43. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic
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    Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. We are at the apex of the Dump cycle right now. When he bottoms out he'll be wishing rape upon your entire family, responding to all of your posts with shitty gifs and soon after leaving the board when he gets called out by the entire board.

    You can treat him nicely now... but don't let the snake creep up on you in the grass, it will strike.
     
  44. AggieVillain

    AggieVillain I feel awesome right now. Top of the world! - Dump
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    Oh and I'd also like to formally nominate that :ballin: be changed from : ballin : to :dumpdagoat: TIA
     
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  45. Luka

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    a.tramp gave me a Dr. Pepper shower while I was preparing to shoot the 3 pointer and I lost control of the wet ball

    and I still nailed the 3 pointer :smug:
     
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  46. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    :smug:
     
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  47. UncleItchyBalls

    UncleItchyBalls Fan of: The Tide, PDL and Processing kickers
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  48. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    One of the most incredibly clutch shots in the history of the sport if not the most clutch.
     
  49. POWESHOW

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    Dump, we gotta get you drinking some alcohol man. It taste like shit but you will become the greatest drunk and you will get laid because of it. Alcohol is good, that's why people have been drinking it for thousands upon thousands of years. Trust us.