DUMP CURRY WITH THE SHOT, BOY. DUMP SHITS ALL OVER POWE. DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE.

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  1. Gtr

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    farva
     
  2. TLAU

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    I've never met any of the ATX users but just by their posting I'd put our top 5 against the DFW or HOU squads on the court
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Unless farva is posting from the Hampden-Sydney campus, it's not him.
     
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  4. SP1

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    dump I honestly am really proud of you. Not for hitting the shots and making POWESHOW your bitch, but by putting yourself out there and being you.
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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  6. VoodooChild5

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  7. JohnnyChimpo

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    Jules: This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?
    Vincent: Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and guided Dump's 3 point shot.
    Jules: Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and made the shot.
    Vincent: I think we should be going now.
    Jules: Don't do that! Don't you fucking do that! Don't blow this shit off! What just happened was a fucking miracle!
    Vincent: Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
    Jules: Wrong! Wrong, this shit doesn't just happen.
    Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the thread with POWESHOW?
    Jules: There's no way Dump drains a 3, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
    Vincent: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
     
  8. D. Silver

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    my side
     
  9. blotter

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    if I run into shit I'm going to visualize dr. pepper being poured on my head and without the slightest hint of agitation do what needs to be done. what a gangster
     
  10. fsugrad99

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    I have bad knees

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    But I'll knee a bitch in balls when they never see it coming
     
  11. Taffy

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    Can one of you kind Americans please explain what a banked throw/shot is please? I will gladly explain the football (soccer) offside rule in return.
     
  12. wes tegg

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    When you use the backboard rather than shoot it directly into the hoop. Normally, in street ball you call "bank" before banking it in to acknowledge that you're planning on using the backboard rather than missing and getting lucky with the ricochet in.
     
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  13. POWESHOW

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    It's the most cowardly thing you can do in the sport
     
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  14. bertwing

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    Shooting it off the backboard to make it into the basketball ring
     
  15. Redav

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    Me either and yea. I have a fan on my desk at work
     
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  16. Crepeswithasmile

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    when the ball hits the backboard before going in the hoop

    save your keystrokes, no one gives a shit about soccer.
     
  17. eHo

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    A totally legal maneuver in which the ball strikes the vertical plane behind the basket prior to going into the hoop. It has a bit of a dubious distinction when used from directly in front of the basket, due to a presumption that the shooter mistakenly shot the ball too hard, but got a lucky bounce. In this case, dump is a total boss and drained 4 consecutive shots rendering the discussion completely moot, save for the douchiest of the douchebags.
     
  18. JohnnyChimpo

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    cowardly, as in not paying your bets cowardly?
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    Ball hits backboard before going in.
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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  21. steamengine

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  22. wtx

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    This squarely puts A&M ahead of Baylor in the school power rankings. TAS and his posting really tried to hold dump back, but he came through in the clutch for his school.
     
  23. EMAW FC

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  24. wtx

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    One of the more underrated aspects of this is the fact that dbl has me on ignore so he missed out on greatness.

    :loldog:
     
  25. Truman

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    If you have someone on ignore, you cant see threads they started?
     
  26. wtx

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    Nope
     
  27. Merica

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    I'm proud of him for that three though. My god that thing was beautiful. [​IMG]
     
  28. Truman

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    bummer
     
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  29. Luka

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    Nope. He gave me some likes ITT yesterday
     
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  31. bertwing

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    Yeah me too
     
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  32. wtx

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    Are you sure that wasn't Biscuit
     
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  33. Shawn Hunter

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    Nope I did not. And I am invested in this because it's highly entertaining.
     
  34. AlternativeFactsRule

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    UKb has done a pretty good job laying low and inserting himself into various threads over the past couple months...hell he snuck right by Truman's intro thread defenses
     
  36. Celemo

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    Oh my stars and garters
     
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  37. Gtr

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    decent odds, worth a shot imo
     
  38. mb711

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    I will say POWESHOW's pregame/postgame shows were pretty electric
     
  39. AHebrewToo

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    Can you please add TMBSL instead of TMB?

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  42. Merica

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  43. bertwing

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    God I love this thread

    Went back and watched the YouTube twice today
     
  44. HotMic

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    :golfclap:
     
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  45. Gtr

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    yeah that should be the new logo at the top of the homepage; I don't have any idea how computer stuff works, but I imagine it would be pretty easy to change the logo :ballin:

    edit: nba lawsuit incoming
     
  46. MANPOW

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    Shit I was gonna go for the all white but his beard is just too glorious.
     
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  49. Wu

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  50. wes tegg

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    GoodForAnother We really need to replace the TMB at the top of the board to this.