Egg prices thread

You won't be worrying about egg prices when the bird flu virus mutates to allow for human to human transmission.

 

Historic context:

 

Whole Foods here doesn't even have them

 

When they hit $69 I’ll get worried.

 

Made small talk with a lady at the DMV today when she was helping me with something. She mentioned how she was going to have to buy eggs this weekend and was dreading it. She's tuned in.

 

I won’t because I don’t care.

HTH!

 

She’s doing alright. Thanks for asking.

 

this country is a real shell of what it used to be

 

Dang :(

 

This is eggsacerbating

 

Thought Donald Trump was supposed to be bringing down the price of groceries!

 

I’ll be honest. I don’t even like eggs that much. But I’m not a breakfast eater either.

 

you better stop fucking around with the canadians or those Egg prices are going to skyrocket. Is what i told you months ago

 

fried egg on top of some white rice with soy sauce is my main meal for the day like 3 times a week

 

a retired physician I play Pokemon Go with got into caring for chickens. she gives me a dozen eggs anytime I ask so fuck it, let that shit become $20, I want real goddamn suffering in this country. I want these next four years to make the pandemic look like a joke.

 

Came to post this

 

That bush must be glorious

 

You want the price of eggs to be $20 so you can charge $18 for your eggs I see you capitalist

 

nasty

 

This went so un noticed for some reason

a retired physicien I play Pokémon go got into caring for chicken is like a premise to a good erotic novel

she gives me eggs is the cherry on top

 

why did tegg cross the road?

Spoiler

 

nothing so interesting, unfortunately. my wife and I have dinner with her and her husband a few times a year because it turned out they live less than a mile away as the crow flies. super nice family but yea, incredibly odd way to make new friends as adults but at this point most PoGo players are adults 30-and-up.

 

This is fascinating to me

 

When it turns out it was a bird flu egg, after Trump makes selling bird flu infected poultry legal.

 

I'm not sure why I was tagged but I'll keep a look out

 

I’m cooking scrambled eggs for my kids right now. I guess that’s why I was tagged?

 

Only in Trump’s economy do you need to choose between saving for your kids’ college and an omelette. Come back Brandon!

 

I’d say egg the White House in protest but that’d be too expensive

 

But enough about your sex life

 

I know eegsactly why I was tagged. I’ll keep a look out.

 

Trump will definitely lower the economy

 

If you don’t care about egg prices, what do you care about politically? Do share a kinship over his love of fast food or something?

 

I love eggs and have some friends who have a coop. They've given me some from time to time and damn they are hands down the best eggs and levels above the shit at the grocery store...even the expensive free range eggs.

Not sure I have enough room, but I really want a handful of elite breeds

 

You must be unaware of my northeast Ohio Arbys kingdom