Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. Whammy

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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Vernon Unsworth Is fucked now!
     
  3. Whammy

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    For my crypto peeps

     
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    The Trumpanzee host on CNBC can hardly contain his excitement. “They banned the Babylon Bee…”
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    The real scumbags are the ones that really lean into their villainy, like Elon
     
  6. DaveGrohl

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    Thought he was busy ending world hunger. For a guy that works 20 hour days he sure does have a lot of free time.
     
  7. Beeds07

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    Don’t forget about his time oppressing black workers at his factories. You can take the boy out of South Africa…
     
  8. DaveGrohl

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    “… and if it is not accepted, I would need to reconsider my position as a shareholder.”

    holy shit he’s just going to pump and dump his own Twitter shares. Dude should go to jail.
     
  9. Whammy

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    Gensler probably shuts this down, Elon tries again if there is a Republican admin in 2024
     
  10. Buns

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    As an evil super-billionaire, he’s clearly surpassed zuck and bezos.

    The worlds richest person is an online meme guy…It does encapsulate humanity perfectly
     
  11. BudKilmer

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    His evil still doesn’t touch Zuck
     
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  13. Goose

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    I honestly don’t really know much about Zuck outside of watching the Social Network.

    Would you still find this true if he actually buys Twitter and let’s Trump back on in time for the 2024 election?
     
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  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Zuck has at least 1 more genocide that his business is responsible for than Elon
     
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    Elon and his cultists are absolute garbage
     
  16. Andy Reocho

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    Tough break, Gallant Knight
     
  17. dblplay1212

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    He's such a child in many ways. Adding in a 420 into the offer is some 14 year old shit. He so desperately wants to be a cool kid. I'd love to see a psychiatrist break down what happened to him as a kid that makes him what he is now.
     
  18. duc15

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  19. PAHokie

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    He might the the best to ever artificially inflate anything he’s a part of.
     
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  20. He is such a loser
     
  21. CaneKnight

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    Yeah he’s not even close
     
  22. BrentTray

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  23. Redav

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    Musk constantly engages in market manipulation. Shows you how easy it is to make money when you're rich
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    He's still the same kid that was bullied and hospitalized after being thrown down stairs by other kids. Now he has all the money and still just wants everyone to like him.
     
  25. IV

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    and yet it affects the real places
     
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    Dave very much cares what is said on Twitter
     
  27. Cornelius Suttree

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  28. Buns

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    Yea, probably right. zuck created something that ultimately will pay a role in the downfall of society, but I view him as just a robot unable to process human emotion.

    Elon actively seeks out ways to be more evil.
     
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  29. fucktx

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    Honestly let elon destroy Twitter

    the less social media platforms the better
     
  30. Super Vegeta

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    He probably just wants this picture taken off Twitter. No big deal.
     
  31. zeberdee

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    twitter is the only useful one though.
     
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  32. Paddy Murphy

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    Elon is weird and maybe at this stage has lost touch with reality and he definitely plays with loose with the definition of market manipulation but, objectively, the guy has revolutionized: personal finance, electric cars, space flight, and (maybe?) internet distribution. His greatest achievements have basically all benefitted the common “individual” collectively way more than the couple billion he is going to make sticking his dick in apple pie trying to buy Twitter.
     
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    How has he revolutionized any of those things
     
  34. fucktx

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  35. Cornelius Suttree

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    The common individual is benefiting from cryptocurrency? Isn't its environmental impact actually hurting the common individual?
     
  36. Super Vegeta

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    ???
     
  37. zeberdee

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    this should go well
     
  38. dblplay1212

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    Always fun when the "He's made the world a better place!" crowd shows up.

    Elon sucks as a human being. He doesn't care about making the world better. He found ways to make a lot of money. Kudos to him on that but don't make him out to be some great person looking to make the world better.
     
  39. duc15

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    I remember when he called a rescue swimmers pedophiles after they saved children from a cave because they wouldn’t let him make a mockery of the rescue. What a huge piece of shit, and people that idolize him suck too.
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    Uhhh this is sarcasm right?
     
  41. Nashville Knight

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    He is a disruptor and should be applauded for the advancements made in electric vehicles, space travel/tech, and eventually satellite internet at scale.
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    I need to make him part of my penis then.
     
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  43. Paddy Murphy

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    Yeah I mean I’ll apologize for taking a different view than Elon is terrible but, in order - PayPal, Tesla, Space X, Starlink.

    I think it’s pretty objective to say (with the exception of maybe Starlink which I think is early days) that all of those companies have been revolutionary. If you need to me to explain that for PayPal, Tesla, or Space X - I think it’s much more likely you have your head in the sand.

    also, it’s fine you guys hate Elon. I don’t love Elon or anything, I think it’s just disingenuous to be like “the guy is evil and only becomes more evil” when, for example, Tesla is going to be the historic symbol of removing gas powered cars from the road.
     
  44. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Elon Musk personally revolutionized none of those things.

    He is, however, top of my list of people I hope to wake up one morning to news of their death. Which I would read on Twitter.
     
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    The guy is frickin epic, can’t wait till he reinstates the Babylon bee so they can make their daily “identify as” joke
     
  46. fucktx

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  47. Redav

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    Or that you can't explain it
     
  48. Tobias

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    a just society would result in elon being in prison or preferably six feet deep. nothing he has done is good or commendable
     
  49. dblplay1212

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