Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. Redav

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    What an idiot. Why would they ever negotiate after you've agreed to a previous deal?
     
  2. PeterGriffin

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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    Financing that cash offer
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    What a fucking fraud
     
  5. devine

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  6. portlandspartan

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  7. VaxRule

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  8. portlandspartan

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    Hard like
     
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  9. BP

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  10. Truman

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    Not to mention that is a very fake narrative

     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    But Russian wasn't ready yet, so they need to do it again.
     
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  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    who were all the posters calling this russian stooge a genius?

     
  13. PeterGriffin

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    REPORT: Starling is having outages.

    “But they haven’t paid their bill!”
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    i am taking great pleasure that every single day more and more people realizing what a moron/fraud/liar musk is
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    you should charge rent on this island bc you’ve been here for a minute
     
  16. Drown ‘Em

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    Yeah, that must be why.
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Damn communists always telling my kids that I suck ass.
     
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well good thing he has 10 more kids that have yet to age into their teenage years, I'm sure one of them will love him.
     
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  19. TAXTAXTAX

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  20. Jax Teller

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    Jesus christ at the fan boys in the replies.
     
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  21. rulethirty

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    If we assume Elon ends up owning twitter, it’ll be interesting to watch him try and navigate international laws around what is and isn’t free speech.
     
  22. BudKilmer

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  23. Beeds07

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  24. LetItSoak

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    Glad we outsourced NASA to this chud
     
  25. bro

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    "Directly with Putin before tweeting"

    jesus fucking christ
     
  26. Redav

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    Idk about yall but I'm starting to think something's up with this Elon Musk character
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Someone that has that much money and opts to try to meddle in everything in the world as if they are an expert on everything over doing blow on an island with hookers or just chilling with your family is a sick individual.
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

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    So he’s basically a Russian asset at this point
     
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  29. Sir Phobos

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    ok so there's clearly kompromat so let's play the guessing game of what you think it is, I'll start.

    if it looks like a duck and projects like a duck then Elon Musk is absolutely a pedophile.
     
  30. dblplay1212

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    More likely that Russia has natural resources that Elon wants.
     
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  31. NDJOECA

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    Elon talking to Putin is bad, but even money says he talked to some troll who found his number pretending to be Vlad.
     
  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Elon just wants money, he’s a greedy fuck and Putin is will to give him a ton of money to spew Russian propaganda. Doubt it’s blackmail imo
     
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  33. TAXTAXTAX

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    Tesla has a giant factory in Berlin that is probably paying a ton more for energy than they were planning on paying due to the war in Ukraine.
     
  34. NDJOECA

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    He wants cultural clout even above money.
     
  35. Sir Phobos

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    oh man and Starlink just happens to go down oh this is so crazy it definitely doesn't completely fucking reek of foul play or anything mere days after Elon spoke directly to Putin.
     
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  36. IV

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    you were definitely calling it early
     
  37. Beeds07

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    Hey man, it’s just everybody out to get him

     
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  38. Redav

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    Comparing yourself to a murderer is a great choice.
     
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  39. Beeds07

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    I honestly feel bad for OJ on this one. He doesn’t deserve to be compared to this scumbag.
     
  40. Jax Teller

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    Let's just start the #elonisapedo

    I mean didn't husband dad marry his young cousin or some shit? So it probably runs in the family.
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    Word is Saban has him on speed dial, just for his QB input.
     
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  42. Jax Teller

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    It can be just like the Wayfair conspiracy all those idiots ran with.
    We all have friends who bought Teslas and found kids hidden inside.
     
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  43. NilesIrish

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    whoops
     
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  44. BudKilmer

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  45. Deep dirt

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    Let’s nationalize it and solve his funding problems!!
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Elon's so dumb lmao
     
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